A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person,
"What's so special about the parrot ?"
Sales person: This parrot can talk .
So the lady asks the parrot, how do I look?"
The parrot replies, "you look like a fu#kin’ slut?"
The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that it's a very rude parrot and there is NO way she will buy it.
The sales person tells her to please –kindly wait for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the gasping parrot out he says, "if you disrespect the lady out there, I'll dunk you in water again" and takes the parrot back outside.
The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady: "If I come home with one man what would you think?"
Parrot: "He's your husband"
Lady: "2 men"
Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"
Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "Your husband, his brother & your brother"
Lady: "4 men"
Parrot cries out : "Bring the dang bucket of water, I told you she's a fu#kin’ slut!!!"
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