KAYAM, HING,
ASAFOETIDA- QUANTUM MEDICINE- CAPT AJIT
VADAKAYIL
A few years ago, I had
gone for delivery of a brand new stainless steel chemical tankers to Japan.
This means , the Captain and Chief Engineer has to stay there for nearly a
month.
Bland and insipid
Japanese food can get on your nerves after some time. For the sea-trails a superintendent was
coming from Singapore. I told to go to Mohammed Mustafa Super market and get
for us some pickles and papadum.
The hotel kitchen used
to roast the Papadum for us--and the Norwegian Framo guy, after tasting the
papadum and pickle asked me, why I was so eager to get this stuff.
So I told him, that
Indians have been consuming this stuff for 9000 years. It is NOT
for taste alone, one of the BASIC ingredients was Kayam (in Malayalam), Hing (
in Sanskrit ) or Asafoetida ( in English ).
In this post I will
talk about Asafoetida.
When Mohammed the
Prophet threw away the 360 Vedic idols ( pagan ) and uprooted the Shiva Lingam
( black meterorite stone ) from the Shiva temple at Mecca and installed it on
the SE corner of Kaaba , 5 feet above the ground, the King of Calicut , my home town
, Cheraman Perumal who owned the temple
and the accounts office attached to it went to Mecca to see Mohammed.
In Al Musthadrak , Hakim talks about the Calicut King sharing his ginger pickle with Mohammed and all his disciples.
In Al Musthadrak , Hakim talks about the Calicut King sharing his ginger pickle with Mohammed and all his disciples.
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Why the pickle, all the
way from Calicut to Mecca?
Well the pickle has
Kayam in it. It is an antidote for Opium. Sometimes Kings are given food laced
with Opium , when they travel , by his enemies to extract largesse.
The uses of Hing is
expounded in our 6000 years old Ayurvedic texts. It can be eaten or even
ingested by the skin.
This reminds me of a true incident.
This reminds me of a true incident.
Off the North coat of
Phillipines , my ship was caught in a Typhoon 24 years ago. The recession had
just got over and there was an exodus of officers for better paying jobs. I ran
my ship with a 58 year old Chief Officer , who came back to sea after 25 years,
and two fresh cadets. Since my family was on board, I retained my sanity.
I was responsible for 16 hours of navigating watches at sea, I could get sleep only during
the Chief Officer's two watch of 8 hours. And that too if he did NOT call me for
some doubt.
At around 5AM, I was
woken up by some extra heavy rolling. I decided to check out the Navigating bridge.
There I found it fully lit and deserted, and I saw my Chief Officer-- let us call
him G-- sleeping on the sofa.
I removed my sandals
and was about to thrash him with that, when the wheelhouse door suddenly burst open.
The Cadet shouted
" Sir, please dont hit him, Chief Officer is unconscious due to shock
!!"
G had lost his sea legs
due to extended time ashore and had slipped due to the heavy rolling , slid
rolled on the wheelhouse floor from port to stbd and vice versa , hit his ribs somewhere,
and was in acute pain when the quarter master decided to get some ice from the
messroom, and get the NWKO Cadet ( doing Medical officer's duties ) to attend
to him.
To cut a long story
short, I got him hospitalised at the first port in Japan--and a new Chief
Officer was transferred from some other company ship in Japan to my ship..
Since G was a chain smoker I had confiscated all his cigarettes and told the
agent to make sure he does NOT smoke in hospital. Coughing does no good, when
your ribs are broken.
When the ship was about
to sail, I told the agent to drive me to the hospital, to check out how G was
doing. I remember it was a fancy hospital with video camera on rails at the
ceiling monitoring every inch of the room. The first thing I did was to check
his pyjama pockets and there I found a Japanese cigarette packet. He told be he
smoked in the toilet as he was under severe stress. And then he whispered into
my ear that he wants to speak to me. So I told him " Go ahead G. Speak
your mind!"
He kept stealing glances at my wife by my
side. So I told her to wait outside the room. G though 58 years old was a bachelor ( and a virgin for good measure ) , never
got a chance to marry as he had unmarried elder sisters, and by the time he got
them married, it was too late for him. Only Indians are capable of being in this unique situation.
Then G told me a
bizarre thing. He said the young Japanese nurses were playing SEX games with
him every day. They would come in a big group, all giggling, then they would
pounce on him, pull down his pyjamas,-- and I am sure that gave him a massive
hard on.
And I am sure G had a gigantic dong-- so all the Jap nurses ( in the land of tiny willies ) would land up, to be part of this effort..
And I am sure G had a gigantic dong-- so all the Jap nurses ( in the land of tiny willies ) would land up, to be part of this effort..
That made them giggle
even more and they would pin him down on the bed, spread his legs and his ass
cheeks and put a finger into his anus , and the shove a sex toy inside and what
not!. He wanted out. He was NOT willing to suffer anymore of S&M stuff.
Women and children below age of 18--you are NOT allowed to look at the elephant below.
I remember noting that all those nurses of this swank private hospital, were all young and good looking.
Women and children below age of 18--you are NOT allowed to look at the elephant below.
I remember noting that all those nurses of this swank private hospital, were all young and good looking.
And then he showed me
the so called sex toy. It was a white oversized suppository-- which G never
dreamt in his wildest dreams , would be legitimate medicine-- for pain and
inflammation.
And then I had to
explain to him, this is normal, next time open your ass cheeks and point up
your gaping asshole yourself, don’t make them gang rape you this way.. And that
India was the first on the planet to have Hing suppositories for acute piles.
All right--now that I
have got your undivided attention, let me get to the core subject of
Asafoetida.
Recently when the H1N1
Avian flue, swine flue etc were sweeping the world, everybody wondered why it
spared the 1200 million people of India. I would say, because we have certain
spices in our diet which immunizes us-- one of which is Hing.
Imagine a South
Indian's daily diet-- Rasam, Sambhar, Uppma, Pickles, Papad-- this is every day
, every meal onslaught of Hing. In India there are
certain vegetarian sects like Jains and Vaishavites who do NOT consume Garlic
and Ginger due to religious beliefs.
Mahavira made them take Hing , in lieu , since 3900 years ago.
In the episode of
Samudra Manthan, Vishnu avatar Mohini was distributing the divine amrit to the
gods , when 2 asuras Rahu and Ketu, gate crashed into the party and put it into
their mouths.
Immediately , before they could swallow it , Vishnu decapitated both with his scalar discus. Their blood fell on the ground and red onion and white garlic.
Immediately , before they could swallow it , Vishnu decapitated both with his scalar discus. Their blood fell on the ground and red onion and white garlic.
In Kerala we have Sarpa
Kavus or Snake temples. Because nobody goes near them unnecessarily, the flora
is intact. If any rare Ayurvedic herbs are required people go there with a
piece on Hing in their pockets. This makes sure no snakes will come near them.
In the olden days
Kabuliwalla used to bring Pathani Hing from Afghanistan and Iran. This hing
(resin) which grows on the mountain tops
is of very good quality and will dissolve in water into a milky liquid. Adulterated
Hing sinks in water. Pure Hing burns when brought to a flame.
In India Hing is a
perennial fennel that grows wild to about 3.5 metres high having yellow
flowers, in large natural forests where little else grows. The plant requires
good sunlight. The yellow ochre Hing
resin is extracted from the roots and the stem.
Hing gives green colur
when treated with 68% Nitric acid and red with Sulphuric acid..
.Let me list some of
the uses of Hing:--
For flatulence and
indigestion. Releases gas from the intestines, and is a gastro-intestinal tract
cleanser. Reduces growth of mico flora in the gut. For de-worming.
Laxative. Anti spasmodic for stomach spasms.
Administered as enema. For abdominal tumors, ulcers.
For women with PMS, for
painful and excessive menstruation.. Increases secretion of Progesterone
hormone.
Anti-viral and
anti-oxidant.
Lowers cholesterol.
Anti-coagulant. Lowers blood pressure.
Anti-inflammatory.
Expectorant. Respiratory
disorders.
To heal wounds. For
lactating women after childbirth.
Smelling anti-epileptic
Smelling anti-hysteria
Singers use it for sore
throat.
Dissolves foot corns (
anti-fungal ), ringworm , abscesses
--poultice
Low libido ,impotence,
premature ejaculation, nightfall.
Diuretic
Encourages sweating
Food preservative.
For tooth ache , dental
caries ( like cloves )
To induce abortion.
Genital infections and
STD.
Brain and liver tonic.
Grace and peace!
Grace and peace!
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