Sunday, July 31, 2011




PHANTOM BABOOOSAH YOBO YOBA –I cried out in my sleep 28 years ago.

My wife woke me up and asked me what is all this Yobo Yoba – and these my secret girl friends, stashed away some place ? 

I told her “ I was dreaming of my childhood hero, Phantom, the ghost who walks".

When Diana had twins , Guran comes out of the skull cave and cries out jubilantly “ phantom baboosah yobo yoba “ – meaning Phantom got twins , one boy , one girl” to the pygmy Bandar tribe waiting anxiously outside .
After all Phantom chose Diana to deliver his heir inside the jungle skull cave , NOT some slick city hospital in USA.
I had read all the Phantom comics as a child, daily on a newspaper strip-- as did more than 200 million others.
He was our ultimate super hero. Quite often we would fantasize how Phantom would kick the livin' shit out of Superman , if ever they had a one on one close combat.

So in 1996, I was 41 years old,  still feeling like a bubbly small boy when it came to Phantom. I went with my wife to watch the movie starring Billy Zane as Phantom, rubbing my hands in expectation.

I was left squirming in my seat as Billy Zane and the Jewish lobby of Hollywood destroyed my childhood idol piece by piece, over two hours.  

The ghost who walks was a legend who made evil men flinch , rather made their blood freeze when his eyes met theirs.

Phantom was a mature strong and silent type man of few words - when he spoke,  all listened.

He was NOT a merry motor mouth , jumping jack like Zorro or Robin hood.. And if you think you can speak in the same monotone throughout the movie , and sound like phantom--well , it does not work like that!

First of all Phantoms eyes and pupils never showed through the mask, in the comic strip. Our hero did NOT have dartin' eyes.

He was made of full blooded beef and muscle .

When Phantom hit someone,  the guy stayed hit.

No wonder the movie was rejected wholesale by all the diehard Phantom fans of this planet , and it could rake back only 16.5 million of the 44 million spent.  Literally this movie pushed all us diehard fans into a deep abyss of shit.

This is despite massive propaganda. They roped in even the President of USA Bill Clinton for this.

All the die hard fans including me, got such a massive heartache over dashed expectations -- that we never looked at another Phantom comic ever since.  
This slick joke was supposed to make us laugh -- and roll all over the clover--

“I contracted malaria, mother” –Diana
“That’s nice.” -Lily

Here is another worn out one to the librarian --

“I guess you won’t need these anymore”  while crushing his glasses - Drax

The skull cave did NOT even have a waterfall over it. Phantom’s dog did NOT look like a menacing wolf. 

The zing was never there.

It was like you loved to eat brain cutlets , ate it with relish throughout your life, and then one day some asshole forced a rotten brain cutlet on you, which you had to lump, and now you will never ever look at a brain cutlet till you die.
Sometimes Phantom left the jungle to clean the night streets of New York in a trenchcoat, fedora and darkglasses.  The evil men of the city trembled in their shoes, and cold sweat ran down their necks , down the cracks of their asses.  
Billy Zane only made them giggle.

And to rub salt on our wounds , Billy Zane grinned like

a Cheshire billy cat at the drop of a hat, which made

us cringe. Thank god he did NOT have rotten teeth.

My childhood hero Phantom was a strong , silent  man with an amazing legacy and script to live up to..
He rode a white swift stallion by the name of Hero, and his menacing wolf followed him like his shadow. 
When he punched bad men to the ground it left an indelible skull mark on their mangy faces.

For four-hundred years, the Phantom has haunted the Bengalla woods, known to the native inhabitants as "The Ghost Who Walks."   Kit Walker  is the twenty-first man to take up the mantle, inheriting it from his late father , who makes occasional ghostly appearances to advise him.  It's the lot of the Walker family to "fight piracy, cruelty, and injustice in all its forms", and has been since the boy who became the first Phantom witnessed his father's murder. Because all the Phantoms wear the same costume, the outside world believes that there's only one of them -- an immortal vigilante of sorts -- and Kit aint in any tearin’ hurry to dispel ze illusion.

He had an early warning radar , a falcon called Fraka .  
When a new Phantom takes the task from his dying father, he swears the Oath of the Skull: "I swear to devote my life to the destruction of piracy, greed, cruelty, and injustice, in all their forms, and my sons and their sons shall follow me".

-- and we all cried WOW!

This makes me ponder over how cleverly the Jews have taken over Hollywood.
They push their type of Jewish looks , and the rest of

the world has to lump it.  

The paradigm for a handsome man or a beautiful

woman is now, someone with quintessential  corny

Jewish looks.  

What a disgrace.

How many of you know that all the following are Jewish.  Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Charles Bronson, Richard Gere, Stevan Segal, Dustin Hoffman, Bruce Willis—plus hundreds of others.

Today if you see a man looking like Michael Douglas- all would say “ Wow—so handsome!”    His weak chin looking like water is now accepted as the “ in look “ of a typical handsome man.

Does all this make me anti-semitic?

Just the truth , folks! Truth is bitter.

The Jews themselves are quite blatant about their “ rub it in “  banner—

Yes-- sure-- you gave us a  Jewish lookin'  Phantom.  Whom must we congratulate?


Advise: Next time you select a Phantom hero, make sure his shoulders are wider than his ass.

Why blame the Jew lobby?   In Bollywood before Salman came and introduced fitness --  all our yester year super heroes ( other than Dharmendra ) had narrow shoulders and wide hips .. Just visualize, -- the entire Kapoor khandaan of Raj-Shashi-Rishi-Randhir-Shammi, Rajesh Khanna, Manoj Kumar, Sanjeev Kumar, Dilip Kumar, Dev Anand, Rajendra Kumar -- the entire dang lot. How many of them dared to remove their shirts to expose their tuft titties or have a swimming pool scene , revealing their gargantuan bottoms?

Lee Falk passed away on Saturday 13 March 1999 in New York, USA aged 87 years. His career, spanning 1934-1999, was the longest of any comics writer, and it is impossible for anybody else to achieve a similar record of almost 65 years creating the most widely syndicated Phantom strip in the world.   Lee, was always  insistent that his famous creation be portrayed with accuracy and dignity and it was probably the reason so many studios could never make a Phantom.   -or probably they were smart enough to figure out , that it is very difficult for the movie to measure up to millions of dreams and fantasies.  

He teamed up with Phil Davis , a master artist. His passing away, removes the last link to the golden age of nostalgia via comics.

If he was alive I would have cried-- LEE FALK FOR PRESIDENT



  1. So the Star on WonderWoman crown and the rest of the costume is the Star of David?

    That would mean that the stars on the Flag of USA and the Star Shield of "cops" in USA represents the same Star of David!?

  2. Captain, Amzing post. Growing up in Kerala myself (Palghat and Kottayam), I grew up reading Malayalam Indrajal comics and I still remember shouting from my rooftop 'Phanton Phantom, Joonkar vilikkunnu',,,,Phantom comics, as written by Lee Falk, had a tremendous influence on my childhood. Phantom is the only superhero who was an ordinary man and who had no 'mental issues' like supoerman or spiderman. He embodied strength, as you say the mature silence, and integrity. I love it when Phantom leaves iwthout a sound, I love it when women after they have met him and having just heard his voice, say 'He is so sexy'. I mean, even today, I search for phantom comics but all the phantom comics published in the US or Australia or UK are nothing compared to how Indrajal made phantom look. Indrajal gave Phantom the beefy look and the illustrations were much more cinematic. I love phantom. Billy Zane is a pee wee....I cant believe they casted him for it. They should have tried someone else. But any case, My favorite Phantom is the one 'Walker's Table Mesa' where he goes to one of his hideouts in the Arizona desert WITH Diana and some perps have taken over his hideout. PHANTOM PHANTOM PHANTOM.....and I can remember myself jumping from the first floor of my balcony in my Palghat house onto the sand mound specially constructed by my father to cushion my phantom jumps,.,,not to forget tht i had a kind of a mask on my eyes, which was nothing but one of my sis' scarves...hahahah about visibility on a jump like that!! hahah

  3. Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    September 18, 2015 at 12:59 PM
    S Roy
    September 18, 2015 at 10:27 AM
    In Interstellar when Cooper was communicating with his daughter Murphy, he mentioned the connection as 'love' but is there a better word to describe that connection - is it conscience, emotional connect - is there any Sanskrit word for it.

    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    September 18, 2015 at 12:54 PM
    hi sr,

    i just imagined-if this question was put to RAJEEV MASAND the guy on AIB bakchod -- what he would SQUEAK.

    and imagining how this man would DIVE OFF THE DEEP END , squeaking pathetic nonsense all the while, i had the heartiest laugh since several days..

    the movie INTERSTELLAR has NOT been understood by anyone on this planet ( including the maker ) for you need to know Vedanta and Quantum physics to comment on the movie as a whole.


    Thorne’s old friend Stephen Hawking, has been warning that the long-term survival of our species depends on us developing interstellar travel.

    So we must grow GM crops, we must stop burning coal , we must stop cremations --for in this movie there was only GM Corn as food .

    MAD MAN Stephen Hawkin's loaded astro physics has placed this movie in the realm of STUPID -- and has NO scientific base -- where they try to integrate newton's classical physics along with Einsteins theories- by bleeding gravity through dimensions.

    While the Endurance team is away, Prof Brand will continue to work on an advanced equation that, if solved, will allow humans to harness fifth-dimensional physics – specifically gravity.

    The equations on the black board are textbook general relativity equations-- pathetic !

    Both Newton and Einstein have stolen everything from India.


    Quantum Physics is embedded in Hinduism.

    The 10-year-old daughter, Murphy believes their house is haunted by a ghost that is trying to communicate with her by dropping books off a shelf in her room. THEY are sending an unknown form of intelligence sending them coded messages by means of gravitational anomaly altering the dust on the floor in a binary pattern .

    In Hinduism we read of SIGNS from our dead ancestors when we do REM sleep. That is why we do Pitr Paksha.

    Equipped with conscious robot ( only conscious computer can tell jokes and understand subtle humor ) TARS's data on the singularity, Cooper communicates Murph across the dimensional barrier from inside a fifth dimension tesseract through gravitational waves ( bleeding Newtons asshole ) , making him the "ghost" from her childhood ( bleeding Einsteins asshole ) .

    With this information, Murph is able to complete Brand's equation, allowing Earth's population to be evacuated el pronto—OOPS ! I must NOT get so cynical !.

    Now how does Cooper Praaji reach this Tesseract or Phesseract or whatever ? Pray? Prithee ?—



      -- a place beyond the event horizon of a black hole, where our man can view time as though it were a spatial dimension ( sic !).

      The conscious robot goes down a black hole to send back HAJAAAR “quantum data”

      They encounter a planet near a black hole, and decide to go around it to avoid the “time shift zone” --AIYOO AIYOO !

      NASA has been driven ‘underground’ as a secret organization --it also doubles up as a future humankind’s space-traveling ark. -- first generation of embryos are already with them – each subsequent generation helping to raise a new set of embryos (as well as reproduce naturally) PLAN A , if you pleaJJe..

      Translating that coded data gives Murph all the information she needs to drastically advance humanity’s understanding of space and time – as well as complete Plan A – CHOONA LAGAAKE !.

      But hey, they have PLAN B too. So that is why Cooper Praji sacrifices himself to reduce weight on the Endurance, thus ensuring Amelia can make it to Edmonds’ planet and kick ze goal of Plan B .

      But hey, THEY help cooper -- instead of dying alone in space, Cooper is pulled inside The Tesseract - the gravitational singularity that is maintaining the wormhole – created by the aforementioned THEY .

      Hey, I am beginning to fall in LOBE nay love with THEY. Where is my CHARKHA .


      Kosher NASA scientists spAke that THEY ” are an advanced extraterrestrial race who have unlocked the mysteries of dimensional manipulation - and, for some NOT SO FAALTHU reason, decided to aid mankind in escaping our doomed planet. GOD BILKUL HAI HI NAHI !

      THEY are loathe to communicate directly with us humans – coz they are fifth-dimensional, having transcended our three-dimensional ways of understanding the universe.

      However THEY acquiesce to lay out a series of rudimentary library dust ripples – nay - breadcrumbs (binary messages) and advanced technology ( down the rabbit-nay- the wormhole) for humans to follow – in order to save ourselves from annihilation.

      THEY will sambhavami Yuge Yuge ( TEE HEE !)

      Cooper and Murph are saviors of humanity,chosen by THEY - the fifth-dimensional humans – who can observe past, present, and future of AAKASHA – custom-build The Tesseract for Cooper, so that he can communicate with his daughter in the past and relay the data that funny TARS (the quadrilateral shaped robot) had collected inside the singularity.


      Of HAJAAAAR importance is --the fifth-dimensional communication through gravity (made visible by three-dimensional objects back on Earth) enables Cooper to gently PEEPTA BHARPOORN , manipulate the hands on Murph’s watch – transferring the data that funny TARS acquired with morse coded watch ticks.

      Gravity bleeds via Newton’s asshole through to other dimensions in time and space to Einsteins asshole , allowing Cooper to spell out a message (“S-T-A-Y”) by pushing them mangy books off of Murph’s shelf – or communicate map coordinates to the past version of himself by spreading them dust across the floor (in binary language).

      If only this IDIOT knew the meaning of consciousness field.

      So so so—thief Newton’s Laws, what we perceive as a finite calculation could actually have infinite implications and fit into the plans of thief Einstein –kosher vineger mein daaalke.

      THEY kaun hai bhaiiya ? Aliens hai kya ? AKKAL KA DUSHMA YUVRAAJ ko poochna padenga ! Escape velocity bi pooch lenge !

      Hum honge kaamyaab !

      Capt ajit vadakayil..

  4. namaste sir

    was sinking of titanic ship done purposefully to create US fedral reserve .

  5. hi ns.

    Lord Astor, the US Opium agent cum banker agent of Rothschild was sacrificed on the Titanic.

    Woodrow Willson was arm twisted by Rothschild – he often repeated for ALL AND SUNDRY TO HEAR " I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country."

    In the movie Titanic, Kate Winslett’s fiancé was John Jacob Astor IV. Kate Winslett acted out Madeleine Talmage Force, the fiancé of fur trader front drug runner Astor.

    Madeleine survived. Astor’s estate gave her an endowment of 5 million Dollars on the condition that she never remarry.

    Years later, she found a man and did remarry and thereby gave up the five million dollars.

    Astor was among the 1,514 people on board who did not survive. He was the richest passenger at the age of 47. He was the Opium agent of Rothschild at Boston .

    His great grandfather German Jew John Jacob Astor I, born in Waldorf, Duchy of Baden (Germany), was related to German Jew Rothschild by blood.

    Others with Astor in the Rothschild Opium drug trade were SUB AGENTS Alsops, Appletons, Bundy's, Coolidges, Endicots, DuPont's, Freeman's, Hoopers, Higginsons, Jacksons, Kennedy’s, Li’s, Perkins, Rockefellers, Roosevelts, Morgans, Russell's, Lowells, Laurences, Saltonstalls, Phillipses, Sutherlands, Mathesons, Barings, Lehmans, Delanos, Tafts Schiffs, Harrimans, Guggenheims, Stimpsons, Wayhausers, Vanderbilts, Bush's , Philburys, Cabots, Forbes, Welds, Sturgises, Warburgs, Yales, Kerrys etc.

    In 1913 Woodrow Wilson was installed by Rothschild in the US President’s chair , on the express condition that he must sign the US Federal Reserve act into law.

    At the time the act was frustrated in Congress from passing.

    The cunning Jews moved, days before the Christmas of 1913 when the majority of the Congress men were enjoying at home with their families --the Federal Reserve act was voted in. And Wilson true to his promise to Rothschild, made it law.

    The Federal Reserve Act was signed by President Wilson on December 23, 1913—when all were partying at their homes

    The US dollar is printed in the Fed reserve—which is owned by Rothschild, NOT the government of USA , as all naïve yanks think.

    President Wilson dragged America into the First War for the Jews, after being elected on the promise of keeping America out of the war. Churchill, made it easy for him with the US Congress, by sinking the sister ship of Titanic, RMS Lusitania on 7 May 1915

    US President Woodrow Wilson revealed the Bagha Jatin conspiracy to Rothschild . Woodrow Wilson the President Of USA., showed his gratitude to Rothschild, for it was he who installed Wilson in the White House.

    The most important reason Rothschild banking cartel wanted America in World War One, was because they were now in control of the American money supply via the Fed Reserve.

    They needed the American government to take massive war loans and hook them into debt to the Jewish banks faster and on a fast pace.

    These people are the top masterminds and conspired with Rothschild for the creation of illegal FEDERAL RESERVE BANK in 1913: Theodore Roosevelt, Paul Warburg - Representative of Rothschild, Woodrow Wilson - U.S. President Signed FED Into Act, Nelson W. Aldrich - Representative of Rockefeller, Benjamin Strong - Representative of Rockefeller, Frank A. Vanderlip - Representative of Rockefeller, John D. Rockefeller - Rockefeller Himself, Henry Davison - Representative of J. P. Morgan, Charles Norton - Representative of J. P. Morgan.
    American publicist of Czech origin Ross Hedvíček's book "Spy and Counterspy" published in 1940, written together with W. Irwin.

    He wrote “Had E. V. Voska not interfered in this history, today nobody would have heard about Mahatma Gandhi and the father of the Indian nation would have been Bengali Bagha Jatin...



      President Woodrow Wilson was the fairy godmother who provided Rothschild’s agent Jew Trotsky with a passport to return to Russia to "carry forward" the Jewish Bolshevik revolution.

      This American passport was accompanied by a Russian entry permit and a British transit visa.

      Jennings C. Wise, in Woodrow Wilson: Disciple of Revolution, makes the pertinent comment, "Historians must never forget that Woodrow Wilson, despite the efforts of the British police, made it possible for Leon Trotsky to enter Russia with an American passport."

      We have ignored one of the priceless Jewels of India. How many streets in India and named after Gandhi? How many are named after Bagha Jatin?

      The British rulers themselves have said, if this man as English we would have made a statue of Bagha Jatin all over England, right next to Nelson.

      The British Officer who shot Bagha Jatin , after his bullets of his Mauser pistol ran out said " Bagha Jatin would have set Indian free by violence much before Gandhi arrived in India from South Africa".

      Super naive , Gandhi was brainwashed with a SATYAGRAHA NON-VIOLENT CONCEPT by crypto Jew Leo Tolstoy first, and then by a handpicked homosexual German Jew Hermann Kallenback in the direct employment of Rothschild, who stayed with him as a bed room mate.

      To facilitate this Gandhi was forced to kick out his own wife, from his vicinity--for Kasturba had a centering influence of Gandhi.

      This has raised aspersions all over the world that Gandhi and Hermann Kallenback were both gay and they were engaged in rampant debauchery and homo-sexual activity.

      A Jew by the name of Joseph Lelyveld ( a Zionist and Pulitzer prize winner ) wrote a yellow decoy book “Great Soul: Mahatma Gandhi and His Struggle With India”—alluding to sordid sexual activity between two men .

      That Mahatma Gandhi and Hermann Kallenback , using Vaseline on each other , while both were at Tolstoy Farm in South Africa .

      The headlines of UK’s Daily Mail, Britain’s second-largest newspaper, and many other Zionist held newspapers and media all over the world screamed, “Gandhi left his wife to live with a male lover, new book claims”

      Lelyveld quotes correspondence between Gandhi and Kallenbach, including excerpts from the latter's diary, with language that seems suggestive of a homosexual relationship, with Gandhi speaking of his Hermann Kallenbach as "Lower House," and of himself as "Upper House," and saying that cotton-wool and Vaseline were a constant reminder of their "mutual love"

      In a letter written from a London hotel during a trip to lobby British authorities in 1909, for example, Gandhi’s infatuation with Kallenbach is clear: “Your portrait (the only one) stands on my mantelpiece in the bedroom. The mantelpiece is opposite the bed.”

      Politicians in India have generally and across the political spectrum denounced the book and demanded it be banned as being allegedly defamatory, with the Government of Gujarat under then CM Narendra Modi banning the book as "perverse in nature... hurting the sentiments of those with capacity for sane and logical thinking," and demanding a "public apology" from Lelyveld,

      Capt ajit vadakayil

  6. Hello Captain,
    Since Phantom was your hero, he was mine too, but he is now forgotten, I suggest you turn to Batman of 1990 to 1997 animated series, who was ably voiced by Kevin Conroy.
    You can also play the Batman Arkham trilogy videogames to get intimate with the character. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. That character has everything. Don't believe me? Then check all the reviews of that games and the movies done by that voice actor.

  7. Hi Capt Ajit, Please accept my respectful Salutes to you and your choice of Super hero The Phantom, I am 41 now and have a small online collection of phantom comics published by indrajal saved from an online blog called the comic books project....I work in a BPO and my pseudonym is either Phantom or Kit Walker....I just loved him so much I really wish there were someone like him to look up to in this real world!

  8. Hi Capt Ajit, Please accept my respectful Salutes to you and your choice of Super hero The Phantom, I am 41 now and have a small online collection of phantom comics published by indrajal saved from an online blog called the comic books project....I work in a BPO and my pseudonym is either Phantom or Kit Walker....I just loved him so much I really wish there were someone like him to look up to in this real world!

    1. hi kw,


      capt ajit vadakayil

  9. today the GOOGLE DOODLE is of Louisa May Alcott

    I remember my sisters at the age of 11/ 10 read her books LITTLE WOMEN and GOOD WIVES --we had it in our home library -- and they would go GA GA over her books

    Generations of readers have cherished gentle Marmee, the steadfast fictional mother who holds her family of four girls. Four sisters: Meg, Jo, Beth and Amy March, are part of a poor but loving family.

    An all-American tale of virtue and true love, Little Women is the nineteenth-century coming-of-age story of the four March sisters.

    A true classic, following the lives of these four spirited sisters.

    With their father off to war they have only their mother left to encourage them to be the best version of themselves at all times. As they go through love and loss they truly do learn to become 'little women'.

    when i asked "should i read it " they cried-- "it is for girls"


    "Parents need to know that this novel, published in 1868, contains outdated gender roles and many religious references."


  10. the phantom the most macho badass superhero ever.Im reading it since i was a kid.the phantom was always a big muscle man with brains to match.they cast that skinny wimp billy zane for that role damn.90s Sylvester stallone in his prime would have made a great intimidating Phantom physically.Nobody else then or now hollywood resembles the comic book phantom.

  11. the phantom the most macho and badass superhero ever,a big muscle man with brains to match in the comics.billy zane was a skinny wimp.He was nothing like the Phantom. In 90s Sylvester Stallone in his prime would have made a great intimidating Phantom physically.nobody else then or now in hollywood matches the comic book phantom.Stallone is too old now though.