Monday, January 10, 2011

MONA LISA AND HER EYEBROWS -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL


During the Computer vision class at ivy league university Cornell, ( my son is doing his ME there ) the professor suddenly popped a question.

which is the most distinctive part of the human face?

needless to say there are NO half wits in the computer science class.

everybody came out with their own thing-- eyes, lips, nose --etc.

to everything the professor would say --NOPE!

when all probabilities were exhausted , the professor said " EYEBROWS!"

this raised all the eyebrows in the class-- and promptly all the students challenged the professor to prove it.


he was ready--

he showed them dozens of photos of men women and children , whose eyebrows were " computer removed "

nobody could identify the eyebrow less faces!!

THIS IS WHAT MONA LISA DID.

she was probably the daughter of a very powerful man  , who posed nude.

she had shaved her eyebrows.

when she mingled in high society she would put on a false pair , till it grew again --

and nobody could recognise her and spoil her name -- or get her dad to kill the artist.

surprised?


Leonardo da Vinci was a homosexual, but he held on to her portrait for more than a decade.


Full marks to all those who identified the eyebrows of BS!!


CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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12 comments:

  1. have you ever tried levitation????are u an incarnation of parashuram???

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    1. If the internet age is Kalki avatar, then our captain is surely Bhagwan Parshuram, Kalki's guru !

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    2. i am a foul mouthed sailor who has NIL humility !

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  2. Hi Captain,

    Can you tell more about leonardo da vinci? In college days i came to know he is allrounder like painter, sculptor, mathematician, philosopher, physicst, doctor ,..... . Is it true or hype created?

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    1. hi su,

      The Mona Lisa is undeniably the most recognizable painting in the world.

      The Mona Lisa was painted by Leonardo da Vinci ( primarily a painter ) in Florence, Italy. It was finished in 1519, What is so great about it that it has to draw seven million visitors a year at the Louvre?

      Edmond James de Rothschild, also known as the Benefactor in Israel, exhibits over 40,000 ancient engravings and drawings to the Louvre Museum-- including Leonardo da Vinci.

      Pin hole camera credit was given to Leonardo Da Vinci while it is there in many ancient indian temples where the gopuram paints upside down.

      The pillars at Hampi temple gave musical sounds of SA RE GA MA PA DA --which the ... five thousand years before Leonardo Da Vinci was given the credit of musical notes..

      Vimana drawings existed long bebore Leonardo da Vinci drew them. The Last Supper the most reproduced religious painting of all time.

      Mary Magadalene the wife of Jesus Christ ( a Kerala woman ) was converted into a man.

      The golden ratio 1.618 which he used in his paintings is lifted from the 11000 year old divine geometry Sri Yantra.

      Most of Leonardo’s achievements are copied from Vedic science and math—stolen and converted into Italian by a thief Fibonacci.

      Punch into google search-
      PERFECT SIX PACK VADAKAYIL

      and

      MODERN ABSTRACT ART AND PICASSO VADAKAYIL

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  3. Namaste Ajitji,
    i think Mona Lisa name comes from the AMON & LISA,
    one is man 7 other is women...this is kind of Cryptography that was i have read in Book ,The da Vinchi code..

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  4. NAMASTE Capt.

    Her name is Brooke Shields. I found the answer last year, when i read the post. I didn't use to comment much then. I'm surprised no one answered since the post.
    Never watched her movies. I read Brooke's wiki page today. She your favorite actress or something..??? You don't just put someone's picture in your post. Would like to know.. :)

    (By the way, I was thinking to share a video with you which i saw two days back. Coincidentally, Brooke is related to it; though indirectly. I'll share for sure now, but later.)

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  5. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/china/Was-Mona-Lisa-a-Chinese-slave-Italians-theory-raises-eyebrows/articleshow/45359250.cms

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  6. SOMEONE ASKED ME—TELL SOME MORE ABOUT MONA LISA . . .

    Mona Lisa is painted over another woman named Pacificia who was the mistress of CRYPTO JEW Giuliano de' Medici, Duke of Nemours

    Giuliano's marble statue in the Medici-Chapel, created by Michelangelo. I have seen it. When my elder son goes to Rome , as part of the sabbatical tour , he will take a photo

    Guliano’s portrait, was painted in Rome by Raphael

    Medici’s banks were part of the Rothschild cartel

    CARDINAL Ippolito de' Medici was the illegitimate and only son of Giuliano di Lorenzo de' Medici.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2015/03/protestant-christianity-created-by-jews.html

    MAJJA HAI
    KISSI KOH KUCH NAHI PATHA

    Capt Ajit Vadakayil
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  7. hi capt
    my apology for saying that u had 9 finger it was error .
    u had folded ur forefinger so it appeared like it was shorter than rest in photo
    even though iam 3 decades younger than u it appears i becoming senile
    these days in unrelated event i recently lost few bugs due my poor judgment . may be lunar eclipse is having negative effect on my mind

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  8. hi capt
    all these years of following this blog i realized that people
    generally look up to you due to the persona u have created
    whether they understand the content of ur blog or not is still debatable.
    some readers who come here generally suffer frm low self ,loneliness
    some other issues in their life .many have tried to emulate you ,i just hope in future
    this blogsite heals the troubled souls.

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    1. ONE NEW CHEMICAL TANKER WAS FAILED BY OIL MAJOR SHELL IN THE VETTING

      THE INSPECTION WENT SO BAD THAT SHELL THREATENED TO REMOVE ALL COMPANY SHIPS FROM THE ROSTER--WHICH WOULD MEAN THE COMPANY WOULD COME DOWN

      I HAD KICKED THE BALLS OF THE TECHNICAL BOSSES OF JAP OWNERS ON ANOTHER SISTER SHIP-- AND THEY DID NOT WANT ME ANYMORE --

      SEE JAPS DONT GIVE WEIGHTAGE TO "RIGHTAND WRONG"

      IT BOILS DOWN TO SAVING FACE

      THEY ALSO KNEW THAT CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL ALWAYS DELIVERS THE GOODS

      SO THE TOP OWNER (FAMILY PROPERTY ) SEND AWAY HIS ANTI-VADAKAYIL TECHNICAL BOSSES ON WORLD TOUR AND APPROVED MY POSTING AS CAPTAIN PERSONALLY

      I WENT ON BOARD--DID NOTHING

      THERE WERE TWO COMPANY SUPERINTENDENTS FROM OUR SIDE- THEY RELAXED WITH ME FOR THREE DAYS

      ON THE FOURTH DAY THE SAME SHELL VETTING INSPECTOR WAS SEND AGAIN --HE WAS A SENIOR BRITISH CAPTAIN

      THE SHIP PASSED AND THIS MAN WROTE " THIS IS THE BEST SHIP I HAVE INSPECTED SO FAR IN MY CAREER "

      HE WAS A SENIOR MAN --SO IT WAS ALLOWED --IF ANYBODY JUNIOR TO HIM HAS WRITTEN THIS HE WOULD BE SACKED BY SHELL

      AS THE END OF EVERY INSPECTION THERE IS A QUESTION ( NUWRITEN AND UNSEEN )

      "WILL YOU SAIL OF THIS SHIP ON A VOYAGE WITHOUT RESERVATION ?"

      SEE THE HARDWARE IS SAME , OFFICERS/ CREW IS SAME --WHAT CHANGED ?

      ONLY THE BANDMASTER

      THIS BANDMASTER APPEARED TO BE SUPREMELY CONFIDENT --AND THIS RAISES PERFORMANCE

      IT IS LIKE MARADONA JOINING "SHIT" ITALIAN CLUB NAPOLI

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/08/maradona-vs-pele-who-is-better-capt.html

      THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED LEADERSHIP SPIRIT

      MANAGERS ( FIT FOR MANAGING INVENTORIES ) CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE

      LEADERS WITH SPIRIT CAN TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE GOING -- AND HE CAN MAKE YOU GO ON THE RIGHT PATH

      capt ajit vadakayil
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