TOMBSTONE EPITAPHS - CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

SURROUNDED BY FUCK%NG IDIOTS!!!

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I WOULD RATHER BE IN JHUMRITILAYYA!

I SHOULD HAVE HAD A SECOND OPINION , ON SECOND THOUGHTS!

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!

CHEER UP, THE WORST IS YET TO COME!

THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME-- OR DID THEY?

WISH I HAD EATEN MORE PARANTHAS!!!

WHAT THE FU#K ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

OH GAWD, LOOK AT YOU!!

GO AWAY, I AM IN CONFERENCE!

IF I SAY NOTHIN', WILL YOU GO AWAY?

ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN!

CHEER UP--THE WORST IS YET TO COME!

HERE LIES AN OLD SEADOG, HE LIVED LIFE HIS WAY!


Here's what you will find on mE tombstone --

ALL STORMS WEATHERED -
LIFE'S SEAS CROSSED

CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

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