Monday, November 22, 2010

OLD SEA DOG -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

THE OLD SEA DOG-- SELF INTRODUCTION-- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL



THEY SAY I AM---

the hardcore hindoostani
the also ran with sea spent eyes
the universal water seeking your level
your turning glance
the amplified belch
the clitoral image
the anne french in your shampoo
the moron within the genius
the ball of fire which oceans cannot quench
the hue of endless night
the blood from your mind’s vein
your heart wrung tear
the great goddamn weep
the wound in your body which wont show
the ultimate cathartic
the mask of medusa
the slave who makes ceaser jealous
what you see in him
the enduring sea legend
the hefty shoulder on all your wheels
your substitute for thought
the eloquent eyebrow
the off spring of his own thoughts
where mystery and knowledge collide
patton at sea
the last Columbus
the horse who refused to bray

---ONLY I KNOW WHO I YAM !



This is what i yam--

i take my own sunshine wherever i go.

i love to bust 'em cloning tubes and stereotype moulds

my hardest task master is my own conscience

for me each moment is freshly minted

i am the master of my will and slave of my conscience

i pity all those who sweat the small stuff

i light tomorrow with today like the quintessential chain smoker

i have no qualms in discarding a shoe that does not fit

i hardy care for chess board logic

i enjoy shattering the matrix, by thinking free

i don’t care for mob fuckin' mentality

i don’t  care for tilted playing fields

i am not perfect, but my team usually is—i love to stand at the pivot— they call me the point man .

i judge people more by their questions than by their answers

i respect the past—but i don’t worship it

as a leader i exempt my creative geese from the military flight formation. 

i believe leadership is of spirit and management is of mind.

i like to head a team that is run on trust , not control.

i don’t keep my sundials in the shade or tape the beaks of my talkin' parrots

i am the one who is not scared of 'em long knifes. i am proud of all mE scars.  

i love to convert flight to fight-- allow 'em a  firm grip on my scruff -- suddenly shout BOOO and watch the dismay --.  

i get my kicks by stepping outside my comfort zone.  

i do hold the wisdom of not  catching a tiger by the tail to know more about it 

i don’t win battles at the expense of losing the war.  

i embrace storms for it makes me take deeper roots.  

i forge the hinges of my destiny on my own terms



my favourite proverb:-- only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. - cree indian proverb


LOVE ME ---DAMN ME -OR FLAUNT ME-

I YAM WHAT I YAM ( that is one in the eye of the those who like to say mallus put a Y everywhere )


Below: Pirates of the Caribbean  theme party.- all with bandanas and eye patches and hand hooks and leg stumps.




My T shirt logos:--


SELF CONTROL OFTEN GETS THE BETTER OF ME

ANYONE ELSE WANTS SOME MORE?

LOOKS I MISSED THE PARTY?

IS THAT YOUR BEST?

JOHN GALT GETS ON MY WRONG SIDE ONCE TOO OFTEN

SEEMS TO ME A GOOD TIME TO MOVE ON

I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE CULTURED SURROUNDINGS

I’VE BEEN TO WORSE PLACES THAN THIS

YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU SHOOT 

DON’T SERMON TOO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO LET ME OFF THE HOOK?

IF YOU ARE BROKE YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR ASS ELSEWHERE

I DON’T HAVE THE TIME FOR THIS CRAP TODAY

OH REALLY? WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN SO QUIET AND ALL THAT?

I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT—EDUCATION RUINED ME

I USED TO BE INDECISIVE –NOW I AINT TOO SURE

CAREFUL DUDE—LEST I START AN ICE AGE TO MAKE YOU CHILL

EVERYONE HAS SECRETS BUT ME

MUST REACH ESCAPE VELOCITY BEFORE I TELEPORT

WANNA BUCKLE SOME SWASH?

CHANGE ME DIAPER?—DUDE I AM 54 YEARS OLD

CHECK THIS OUT DUDES---SPRROING!

COVER UP BEFORE MY PURITY

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU WISER—OR YOUR MONEY BACK

GOT A SPECK OF ASTEROID IN ME EYE

CATCH ME DRIFT?

OH YEAH? I AM HERE TO PROCLAIM THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA

TODAY MY BRAIN IS TICKLISH

WANNA ANALYSE MY ARMOURY ERE YOU SEND YOUR DECOY?

EVEN MAKING ME NOD IN AGREEMENT CAN BE FATAL FOR YOU –DUDE!

I CAN TASTE FEAR!

TIME TO MOVE ON—SO MUCH TRASH TO FIND

TOOL BOOTH OPERATOR ON YOUR HIGHWAY OF DESPAIR

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN—HULLO AND GOOD BYE!

IF YOU DON’T KNEEL BEFORE MY WRATH—YOU WILL CERTAINLY ,AFTER IT.

100 TRILLION CALCULATIONS PER SECOND—ON HOW TO KICK PRIME BUTT HERE



CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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31 comments:

  1. Hi Sir,

    I just wanted to tell you that you are a true inspiration for me.

    I always ask myself that what is my role here ? What is my purpose here ? I think I'll find my answers somewhere in your blogs.

    Thank you sir

    Regards,

    Rajneesh Raveendran

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  2. STOP PRESS:

    HEARING KIRAN BEDI ON TV, BOASTING ABOUT HERSELF IS INSUFFERABLE.

    YAP YAP YAP YAP--

    I AM THIS , I AM THAT, THIS IS MY VISION- BLAH BLAH-

    SHE HAS PICKED UP SOME MANAGEMENT MANTRAS FROM CHEAP MANAGEMENT BOOKS YOU SEE ON THE FOOTPATH-- BLAH BLAH

    I CANT IMAGINE A PRINCE CHARLES OR A INDIRA GANDHI OR A MODI OR A JAITLEY OR WHOEVER TALKING THIS RIDICULOUS WAY.

    JUST NOW SHE WAS BOASTING ABOUT 40 YEARS OF HER ADMINISTRATIVE EXPERIENCE-

    MADAME BEDI-- JUST SHUT UP-

    YOU DID 40 YEARS OF POLICING -- TEE HEEEEEEE !!

    ON A SHIP ONCE WE LEAVE THE LAND , ANY PROBLEM COMES UP, AS A SHIP CAPTAIN I HAVE TEAM UNDER ME - THEY ARE TRAINED TO HANDLE IT-

    BUT WHEN THEY FAIL-- THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE--

    I CANNOT SAY-- THIS IS NOT MY JOB--

    I HAVE NEVER EVER FAILED TO RESPOND TO ANY SUCH SITUATION--

    JACK OF ALL TRADES-- PEOPLE WHO SAILED WITH ME WILL CLAIM-- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL WAS A MASTER OF ALL TRADES.

    LEAVE ALONE NUCLEAR SCIENCE AND MISSILES -- I DID EVERYTHING AS PART OF MY JOB--

    I REMEMBER ONE I MADE A GANTRY CRANE JOYSTICK HYDRAULIC BLOCK BY MELTING A FEW METALS AND DRILLING HOLES -- HANDS BELONG TO MY OFFICERS AND CREW ---BRAIN IS MINE --

    I SPIT ON THIS EXTREMELY VAIN AND LOUD WOMAN ( SOUNDS LIKE DRAGGING IRON ON CONCRETE ) , WHO PASSES OFF HER POLICING EXPERIENCE AS ADMINISTRATIVE EXPERIENCE.


    changing coats constantly, as the situation on board deemed


    judge, doctor, policeman, accountant, pest control, cook


    journalist , plumber, head shrink, soldier ( without license to kill )


    businessman --you name it--he does it as part of his job


    round the clock, not 9 to 5 -- day after day, without holiday


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html


    IF AS A CAPTAIN I WAS INDEED WEARING THE POLICEMANs CAP --

    --SUDDENLY I WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO MECHANICAL ENGINEERS CAP, AS MY SHIPS BOILERS WENT PHUT AND MY ENGINEERS FAILED TO START IT---

    IN ANOTHER ONE HOUR IF MY BOILERS DO NOT COME BACK ON LINE , MY HIGH MELTING CARGO INSIDE THE SHIPS TANKS WILL FREEZE AND SHIP WILL TILT OVER AND SINK.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/marine-engineering-self-examiner.html

    CHECK OUT THE COMMENT IN THE POST BELOW- IT TAKES GUTS TO MAKE A COMMENT OF THIS MAGNITUDE.

    http://defenseblog-njs.blogspot.in/2012/09/ins-vikramaditya-trial-malfunctions-to.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  3. Vijayaraj VP
    January 28, 2015 at 7:13 PM
    Dear Captain,
    Can you please explain on order/sequence of doing Yoga.....
    read somewhere some asanas make body heat and some other cool the body.....please explain
    my order is jogging - suryanamaskar - shirsasana - pranayama - sun gazing - meditation... is it correct?
    Thanks for your EARTHING tips.... its very effective....

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    January 28, 2015 at 7:25 PM
    hi vvp,

    suryanamaskar has to be done as soon as the sun rises-- .

    remaining as per your convenience.

    do NOT do pranayama , shirsanana , meditation, with full stomach.

    regarding earthing-

    i saw a white man ( in a european country) measuring aviation turbine fuel in my tanks wearing rubber boots, rubber gloves and a metal tape.

    i told by russian chief officer to warn him -- it is NOT permitted as static sparks can cause an explosion .

    he did NOT.

    so i went down on deck and KICKED HIS ASS with my pointy shoes. i had it recorded on video.

    i told that man -- a surveyor of a measuring house - you will be given a copy on a CD -- take that and complain against me for assault.

    MY LAST PROBLEM WITH SUCH A THING WAS WITH ADANI ( NARENDRA MODIs DARLING ).

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/07/my-experience-at-mundra-port-adani-sez.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  4. Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    April 20, 2015 at 10:05 AM
    hi s,

    time to have a OBJECTIVE and DISPASSIONATE look at osho.

    this man was indeed intelligent. he does NOT need valium / nitrous oxide which instead of helping will degrade his consciousness.

    cannabis can increase your consciousness.

    PEA BRAINED HILLY BILLY YANK AND JOHN BULL CANNOT GUAGE OSHO.

    Osho revelled in making a CHOOT of of his white skinned devotees.

    he would tell them black is white in the morning and in the evening he would tell them white is black.

    the MANDH BUDDHI white skinned man is at the lowest gross plane of wisdom.

    the men of wisdom knows what must EVAPORATE must CONDENSE .

    this is the dance of shiva/ vishnu/ brahma

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/05/dvaita-vedanta-of-sanatana-dharma-or.html

    the white man followed osho because he has RAW animal magnetism.

    i give leadership lesson to my chief offiicers preparing them for ship's command.

    when any officer leaves my ship for marriage i also tell him HOW TO FUCK HIS WIFE - so that she does NOT become a chutney mary -- making her pickle john husband make bed tea for her and wash her bloodied undies.

    HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN IS BELOW-

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/09/muringakai-quantum-medicine-and.html

    when a woman is fucked well she does NOT care to write about her PHOREN jaunts in her blogs to impress her BLOG DOSTS .

    HEY BLOG DOSTS - I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING TO ZURICH, PARIS - NOW I AM BACK TO COMPLETE MY PORN BOOK STARTING WITH S !

    getting back-

    one chief officers disagreed with my ANIMAL MAGNETISM leader virtue thing.

    so i told him to tell me one DRY BORING topic over which i would speak to my full officers/ crew next day for 4 hours continuously--while STANDING ON FEET erect -in a line .

    if one crew member even moved - i would give him an agreed amount of beer/cigarettes .

    he chose RISK ASSESSMENT which is more boring than boring-totally technical.

    what i spoke is now a blog post ( condensed form ).

    first the speaker has to exude magnetism ( like OSHO ) -secondly if he can , he must hold the interest.

    speakers like K Krishnamurty could NOT hold his audience's interest for more than 5 minutes -- as HILLY BILLY YANKS were NOT perceptive enough to understand the brillaince of his words. but OSHO spoke in small sentences like automatic rifle bursts.

    THIS PLANET KNEW ONLY "STATIC" RISK ASSESSMENT .

    IT WAS A MAN NAMED VADAKAYIL WHO INTRODUCED "DYNAMIC " RISK ASSESSMENT.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/04/dynamic-risk-assessment-on-chemical.html

    I STRETCHED THE POST ABOVE IN A LECTURE OF FOUR HOURS - NOT ONE SAILOR MOVED OR LEANED BACK ON THE WALL 12 INCHES BEHIND HIM.

    I HAVE DONE THIS FOUR HOURS SPEECH THING AT LEAST 8 TIMES - TO PROVE TO MY CHIEF OFFICER -- ON DIFFERENT SHIPS- WITH DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES.

    DYNAMIC risk assessment was always done in my mann mandir - before ant critical task. People would ask me why I am doing something totally opposite . If he could understand the flammability composition diagram I MAY tell him--otherwise it was NOT worth it.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/07/flammability-composition-diagram.html

    above few sentences ARE THE MOST VALUABLE AMONG MY 51587 COMMENTS TILL TODAY-- so understand this -nobody on this planet can explain better ( this is NOT a boast so read the line again ) .

    ug krishnamurthy ( a wannabe J ) was an ordinary man. J krishna murthy was on a higher plane.

    Jiddu left a legacy, but nothing of this sort for UG, who lacked the self conviction and self confidence.
    .
    UG was volatile and that too on a shaky foundation, and hyper-fragile Parveen Babi who accepted his a her guru, was catalyzed to self destruction. UG died bitter and alone- he could NOT rein in his inner devils.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  5. SHREYA (Aditi)
    May 2, 2015 at 9:16 AM
    If I had not come across your blogs before going to states I am sure this place would've turned me into a some chutney mary type with fake accent n esp into an atheist (since it is sooo cool and smart to be one here)...I recently met all my friends in states who came a yr or two before me to study and most of them have become CM and PJ's who do not have much pride in their culture and India. I believe I came across your blogs as God did not want me to go down that way...

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    May 2, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    hi s,

    when i was in school i would get MAHA impressed with the white man.

    names like mary, john, jack etc made me say WOW !

    today after seeing the whole planet for 4 decades--

    i smirk--

    i have pitted myself against all of them.

    today, i know what they are worth.

    digression:

    on a huge tanker owned by yanks, we had this problem of the anchor slipping on the windlass gypsy and running away free into the sea .

    NO amount of technical explanation could make my NOT SO BRIGHT white skinned yank bosses understand .

    totally at a loss - if named three links of the chain DICK , MARY AND PRICK and gave a new explanation brimming with PERVERTED sexual innuendo.

    they understood this very well-- how mary pressed her front against dick-- and how prick suddenly slipped out of mary making her run - BLAH BLAH.

    my fans in the US office told me that everybody read the message and had a huge laugh.

    especially when they compared it with my previous message in dour technical language using links A B and C for identity.

    but PRICK shoving into MARYs backside -- all understood .

    i was NOT targeted , as my LUCID explanation bore HAJAAAR fruit.

    TEE HEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  6. SOME OF MY READERS MAY BE LEADERS -

    I ASK THEM TO READ THE POST BELOW

    YOU WILL NOT GET THIS IN BOOKS

    THIS IS THE ESSENSE OF 30 YEARS OF SHIP COMMAND - LEADING MULTINATIONAL CREW IN A MOST MERCILESS AND DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT--WHERE THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE.

    SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE THE BENAMI MEDIA HOUSES DISHING OUT MANAGEMENT AND LEADERSHIP AWARDS I SMIRK.

    WHAT DO THESE DRIPPING CHOOTS KNOW ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.

    I LED MY MEN 24 HOURS A DAY , 24X7 .

    WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE CUNTS KNOW ABOUT MANAGEMENT , LEAVE ALONE LEADERSHIP?

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/11/the-captain-does-it-his-way-crushing.html


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  7. THE WAY TO HAVE POWER IS TO TAKE IT . . . .

    FIND OUT HOW-

    READ THE LAST PARA OF THE POST BELOW-- SHADED IN YELLOW .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/01/idi-amin-patriot-who-did-not-care-to-be.html

    WHEN YOU SIT ON A CHAIR , KNOW YOUR POWERS . .

    TN SESHAN HAD ALL POLITICIANS DUCKING FOR COVER AS THE CHIEF ELECTION COMMISSIONER OF INDIA. HE KNEW THE POWERS OF HIS CHAIR.

    LATER THE LEGISLATURE ( all with busted balls ) GOT TOGETHER AND DILUTED THE CHIEF'S POWERS .

    THEY PUT TWO MORE WITH HIM . . NAPUNSAK KAR DIYA USKO !

    The expansion of the Election Commission to include the two Election Commissioners (in addition to the Chief Commissioner) was a move to clip the wings of the chief election commissioner..

    It is very difficult to remove the authority of the Chief Election Commissioner once elected by the President, as two-thirds of the Lok Sabha and the Rajya Sabha need to vote against him for disorderly conduct or improper actions.

    TEE HEEEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  8. THE WAY TO HAVE POWER IS TO TAKE IT . . . .

    FIND OUT HOW-

    READ THE LAST PARA OF THE POST BELOW-- SHADED IN YELLOW .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/01/idi-amin-patriot-who-did-not-care-to-be.html

    WHEN YOU SIT ON A CHAIR , KNOW YOUR POWERS . .

    TN SESHAN HAD ALL POLITICIANS DUCKING FOR COVER AS THE CHIEF ELECTION COMMISSIONER OF INDIA. HE KNEW THE POWERS OF HIS CHAIR.

    LATER THE LEGISLATURE ( all with busted balls ) GOT TOGETHER AND DILUTED THE CHIEF'S POWERS .

    THEY PUT TWO MORE WITH HIM . . NAPUNSAK KAR DIYA USKO !

    The expansion of the Election Commission to include the two Election Commissioners (in addition to the Chief Commissioner) was a move to clip the wings of the chief election commissioner..

    It is very difficult to remove the authority of the Chief Election Commissioner once elected by the President, as two-thirds of the Lok Sabha and the Rajya Sabha need to vote against him for disorderly conduct or improper actions.

    TEE HEEEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  9. STOP PRESS:

    SOME ONE ASKED ME --

    IN SOME POSTS YOU HAVE CONTRADICTED YOURSELF.

    WHY?

    WHEN INDIA SENT A ROCKET TO MARS , IT WENT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION FIRST.

    I CALL THIS A BACK SWING.

    SECRET: IN LIFE , WHEN YOUR TIMING / POSITIONING IS AWRY, YOU NEED A BACK SWING. IF YOUR TIMING / POSITIONING IS PERFECT , THEN YOU JUST NEED A "ONE INCH PUNCH" LIKE BRUCE LEE.

    OOOPS !-- CANT GIVE AWAY TOO ANY SECRETS.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdv_9MhOSoI

    WHY IS THIS SITE THE NO 1 ON THIS PLANET ? THERE IS A METHOD , RIGHT?

    SOMETIMES WHEN YOU WANT TO KILL A MAD DOG WITH ONE KICK --

    --YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FEIGNING HAJAAAAR FEAR.

    LET THE MAD DOG REACH YOU WITHIN ONE METRE ( BY PRETENDING TO SLOW DOWN DUE TO EXHAUSTION ).

    THEN TURN AROUND AND GIVE ONE FUCKIN' KICK !

    TEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEE !


    BY THE WAY-- I HAVE TOLD THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE .

    MY ENEMY BOSSES IN SHORE OFFICES , WOULD REMAIN WITHIN THE WOOD WORK .

    THEY WERE ALL MORTALLY AFRAID OF THE SLAVE WHO WAS MORE POWERFUL THAN CAESAR.

    THEN I WOULD PRETEND THAT I SCREWED IT UP ROYALLY.

    I WOULD WATCH THE VERMIN POPPING OUT OF THE WOOD WORK ( I HAVE MY FANS EVERYWHERE )

    I WOULD ALLOW ALL OF THEM TO HOLD ME BY MY SCRUFF -- TO THE POINT OF STRANGULATION.

    THEN I WOULD GLEEFULLY SHOUT-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! AND WATCH THE DISMAY IN THEIR MANGY FACES .

    SORRY GENTLEMEN-- I DID NOT FUCK IT UP, I ACTUALLY "OVER PERFORMED ". I GOT CONFUSED WITH ZE "TRUTH IN REVERSE " LAXMAN REKHA .

    SEE I AM A "PARADOX LOVER "

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/paradox-truth-in-reverse-capt-ajit.html

    WISDOM : NEVER CHASE YOUR ENEMIES -- MAKE THEM COME TO YOU.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/10/the-quick-and-dead-hollywood-movie.html

    TEE HEEEEEEE !

    IT TAKES INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . .

    LOT OF MY PAST OFFICERS AND CREW ARE FORCING ME TO WRITE MY BOOK " GAMES CAPTAIN PLAYED "

    WHY WRITE A BOOK , PEOPLE WILL NOT BELIEVE ?

    TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE !

    AIIIYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  10. STOP PRESS:

    IT WAS RIDICULOUS TO SEE THE US TV CHANNELS GOING HOO HAA ABOUT SOME SIMPLE ICE YESTERDAY.

    WHAT DO THEY KNOW ABOUT REAL ICE.

    WE ON CHEMICAL TANKERS CROSS THE NORTH ATLANTIC IN WINTER WITH LOW FREEBOARD

    EVERYTIME THE DRIPPING CUNTS IN THE WEATHER OUTING SERVICES ROUTE US VIA THE BERING SEA , NORTH OF THE ALEUTIAN CHAIN-

    THE SHIP LOOKS LIKE A MOUNTAIN OF ICE --WITH EXTREME WIND CHILL FACTOR

    SOMETIMES , WHEN IT GETS RIDICULOUS, I TELL THESE WHIZKIDS WEARING TIE IN AC OFFICES , WHO NEVER HAD SALT SPRAY ON THEIR LIPS--

    FUCK OFF !

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/naive-sailor-weather-routing-capt-ajit.html

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/freezing-weather-precautions-on.html

    VERY FEW SHIP CAPTAINS HAD THE GUST TO TELL THEM "FUCK OFF "

    WITH MY VAST ICE EXPERIENCE, AND ALEUTIAN CHAIN BEHIND ME- THEY ALL HAD TO DUCK FOR COVER.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  11. STOP FUCKIN' PRESS:

    Somebody asked me today--

    Why do you use BAD words in your posts ?

    Why don’t you correct your spelling mistakes – all you need is to RC the mouse on the red wavy line –

    Why is your font and size in such a mess—

    When I was commanding ships at sea, many of my shore bosses told me— “Captain Ajit, if you showed some HUMILITY, you would have been such a great captain—the very best . Why do you kick the beehive to collect honey?”

    I replied “ It is my style—ever noticed that the bees don’t sting me?”

    THAT IS THE MAGIC POWER OF MERIT, TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.

    Despite all my DELIBERATELY INFLICTED drawbacks , I command an INSANE 347.5 million on Google+ count.

    https://plus.google.com/109255865130996771184/posts

    and a stupendous 3.5 million profile views

    https://www.blogger.com/profile/14410812789424637654

    - considering I have been blogging seriously only for 4 years .

    Now, what was the qualification of my shore bosses?

    ABILITY TO GIVE EGO MASSAGE TO THE TOP HONCHO , ABILITY TO COMPROMISE , ABILITY TO BE SERVILE ( COVERED WITH A THIN VENEER OF HUMILITY ) , ABILITY TO SHIVE IN REFLECTED LIGHT — the least said the better..

    The most valuable man in any team is the man who has the ability to climb the tallest tree and holler without asking permission , “WRONG JUNGLE !”

    Even Wikipedia had started providing my blog post link.

    I CHECKMATED it by using filthy words.

    No main stream media could dare to provide a link – whoever did this would lose his job !!

    I DO NOT WISH TO RIDE PIGGY BACK ON ANY SOLD OUT PROSTITUTE MAIN STREAM MEDIA.

    THIS BLOGSITE HAS COME UP ON ITS OWN MERIT AND STEAM .

    My jealous detractors tried to run me down- people got curious , came to my site to check out , and they became my loyal fans.

    I love to hit six consecutive sixes into a hostile crowd- baying for my blood -it makes me perform -- i have never been afraid to step out of my comfort zone .

    The proof of the pudding lies in the eating—NOT faalthu awards or faalthu praise from food critics.

    It has always been my style to hand the SWORD OF DEMOCLES as soon as I take over command of a ship.

    I announce my arrival on board by a resounding kick on the COLLECTIVE BALLS of my shore bosses—they know this from 20/20 hindsight, and they are told by their top boss to wear undie pads ( like cricket batsmen ) .

    Why did the big boss ask them to do this?

    Pray?

    Prithee?

    —because he knows that the collective competence of his entire shore team was the DIRT UNDER THE FINGER NAIL of Capt Ajit Vadakayil.

    People are willing to listen what BAD BOY Maradona has to say on the subject of soccer- he needs NO introduction or production of bonafides.

    AT SEA , AS A SHIPS CAPTAIN FOR 3 DECADES, MY ETHOS WAS SO HUGE (LITERALLY- CAPTAINs SHIT DOES NOT SMELL ) THAT MANY OF MY SHORE BOSSES WHO GAVE ME A BAD SERVICE REPORT GOT SACKED.

    ONLY MERIT CAN WIN THE SOUL !

    Capt Ajit Vadakayil
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  12. STOP FUCKIN' PRESS:

    Somebody asked me today--

    Why do you use BAD words in your posts ?

    Why don’t you correct your spelling mistakes – all you need is to RC the mouse on the red wavy line –

    Why is your font and size in such a mess—

    When I was commanding ships at sea, many of my shore bosses told me— “Captain Ajit, if you showed some HUMILITY, you would have been such a great captain—the very best . Why do you kick the beehive to collect honey?”

    I replied “ It is my style—ever noticed that the bees don’t sting me?”

    THAT IS THE MAGIC POWER OF MERIT, TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.

    Despite all my DELIBERATELY INFLICTED drawbacks , I command an INSANE 347.5 million on Google+ count.

    https://plus.google.com/109255865130996771184/posts

    and a stupendous 3.5 million profile views

    https://www.blogger.com/profile/14410812789424637654

    - considering I have been blogging seriously only for 4 years .

    Now, what was the qualification of my shore bosses?

    ABILITY TO GIVE EGO MASSAGE TO THE TOP HONCHO , ABILITY TO COMPROMISE , ABILITY TO BE SERVILE ( COVERED WITH A THIN VENEER OF HUMILITY ) , ABILITY TO SHIVE IN REFLECTED LIGHT — the least said the better..

    The most valuable man in any team is the man who has the ability to climb the tallest tree and holler without asking permission , “WRONG JUNGLE !”

    Even Wikipedia had started providing my blog post link.

    I CHECKMATED it by using filthy words.

    No main stream media could dare to provide a link – whoever did this would lose his job !!

    I DO NOT WISH TO RIDE PIGGY BACK ON ANY SOLD OUT PROSTITUTE MAIN STREAM MEDIA.

    THIS BLOGSITE HAS COME UP ON ITS OWN MERIT AND STEAM .

    My jealous detractors tried to run me down- people got curious , came to my site to check out , and they became my loyal fans.

    I love to hit six consecutive sixes into a hostile crowd- baying for my blood -it makes me perform -- i have never been afraid to step out of my comfort zone .

    The proof of the pudding lies in the eating—NOT faalthu awards or faalthu praise from food critics.

    It has always been my style to hand the SWORD OF DEMOCLES as soon as I take over command of a ship.

    I announce my arrival on board by a resounding kick on the COLLECTIVE BALLS of my shore bosses—they know this from 20/20 hindsight, and they are told by their top boss to wear undie pads ( like cricket batsmen ) .

    Why did the big boss ask them to do this?

    Pray?

    Prithee?

    —because he knows that the collective competence of his entire shore team was the DIRT UNDER THE FINGER NAIL of Capt Ajit Vadakayil.

    People are willing to listen what BAD BOY Maradona has to say on the subject of soccer- he needs NO introduction or production of bonafides.

    AT SEA , AS A SHIPS CAPTAIN FOR 3 DECADES, MY ETHOS WAS SO HUGE (LITERALLY- CAPTAINs SHIT DOES NOT SMELL ) THAT MANY OF MY SHORE BOSSES WHO GAVE ME A BAD SERVICE REPORT GOT SACKED.

    ONLY MERIT CAN WIN THE SOUL !

    Capt Ajit Vadakayil
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  13. After I left a shipping company, all my shore bosses got drunk in a party –
    BACHCH GAYA SAALA PARTY.

    All of them took turns to run down Capt Ajit Vadakayil .

    Later on when my biggest detractor got totally drunk, he says ( told to me by one fan junior level boss )-

    ONE THING WE GOT TO ADMIT, THOUGH — IF VEERAPPAN AND GANG SUDDDENLY ATTACKED US , WE ALL WOULD BE HIDING UNDER OUR DESKS – ONLY VADAKAYIL WOULD FIGHT BACK , AND FUCK VEERAPPAN.

    Indeed –what the sober man has in his heart , the drunken man has on his lips !

    TEE HEEEEEEE !

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  14. After I left a shipping company, all my shore bosses got drunk in a party –
    BACHCH GAYA SAALA PARTY.

    All of them took turns to run down Capt Ajit Vadakayil .

    Later on when my biggest detractor got totally drunk, he says ( told to me by one fan junior level boss )-

    ONE THING WE GOT TO ADMIT, THOUGH — IF VEERAPPAN AND GANG SUDDDENLY ATTACKED US , WE ALL WOULD BE HIDING UNDER OUR DESKS – ONLY VADAKAYIL WOULD FIGHT BACK , AND FUCK VEERAPPAN.

    Indeed –what the sober man has in his heart , the drunken man has on his lips !

    TEE HEEEEEEE !

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  15. STOP PRESS:

    We are sick and tired of hearing Milkha Singh—how he looked back and became 4th in the 400 metres final at the 1960 Rome Olympics.

    I can understand if he lost the gold medal—here is someone giving endless bullshit about losing the bronze medal because he looked back ( sic).

    The race timing was HANDTIMED and not accurate.

    This was the reason why all four broke the existing Olympic record. This is a accepted fact today.

    As soon as Milkha Singh knew the timing was erroneous and in hi favour, he gave the bait—that anybody who beats his record in India will be given one lakh rupees.

    Milka Singh’s suspect record has been broken by KM Binu— (brother of KM Beenamol the gold medal winner in women's 800m and the 4x400m women's relay in the 2002 Asian Games held at Busan ).

    KM Binu told the media later that he never got one lakh from Milkha Singh.

    MILKHA SINGH-- WHEN YOU LOSE YOU LOSE—PERIOD .

    PT Usha also came 4th in Olympics 400 metres hurdles , she never spun any tall yarns.

    After 32 years PT Usha’s 400 metres hurdles record still stands as an Indian record.

    The standard of athletics in Kerala is better than the rest of India—as is seen from the Inter state athletics record.

    Last year Kerala finished national INTERSTATE champions- 7th time in a row.
    While in school I was getting ready for the 200 metres race -- INTER SCHOOL ATHELETIC CHAMPIONHIPS KOZHIKODE DISTRICT –with hundreds of schools .

    I was confident of grabbing the silver medal .

    Suddenly the my classmate KP Ashok ( senior category ) who was the “ fastest school boy in kerala” (among thousands of schools ) walked up to me with his starting wooden block and spiked shoes.

    Now, I was a barefoot runner, never used the starting blocks or spiked shoes in my life.

    At the spur of the moment , with girls watching, with a couple of minutes left for the start if the FINALS , I accepted it.

    Needless to say, I was the last to start and I could NOT run, with the spiked shoes too large for my feet.

    Still I got the bronze.

    My elder ( 2nd ) sister got the gold in 100 metres .

    And after the race , I had to listen to “firing” from the seniors in the team , for being so naïve.

    I never thought of MOANING endlessly about this incident .

    In fact I remember this incident after nearly 45 years.

    SO MILKA PAAJI , ENOUGH OF MOANING.

    ACCEPT WITH GRACE THAT YOU CAME FOURTH !

    PEOPLE WHO WATCHED THE ROME OLYMPIC 400 METRES RACE SWEAR, THAT MILKA SINGH NEVER LOOKED BACK—

    ALL A COCK AND BULL STORY !!

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  16. Shivoham
    February 11, 2016 at 7:58 PM
    Hi capt,

    Is this related to fractal mind?
    http://www.livescience.com/169-rare-real-people-feel-taste-hear-color.html

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 11, 2016 at 8:12 PM
    hi s,

    maharishis saw math as fractals.

    i see words.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/fractal-mind-of-srinivasa-ramanujan.html

    CHECK OUT HOW I SAW TAMIL SELVAN

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/speed-reading-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

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  17. Shivoham
    February 11, 2016 at 7:58 PM
    Hi capt,

    Is this related to fractal mind?
    http://www.livescience.com/169-rare-real-people-feel-taste-hear-color.html

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 11, 2016 at 8:12 PM
    hi s,

    maharishis saw math as fractals.

    i see words.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/fractal-mind-of-srinivasa-ramanujan.html

    CHECK OUT HOW I SAW TAMIL SELVAN

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/speed-reading-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

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  18. Pankaj Rai
    March 5, 2016 at 8:09 PM
    Ajit sir, there are several times where i just don't understand your need to boast like anything. I mean, it's ehh...ridiculous i guess, that there have been many occasions where you BLAST away your reader when your boasting is seriously NOT EXPECTED. When your reader is asking a simple question(that doesn't question your accomplishments in any way), where the matter is something different, please, skip the boastings. You boast in great details against simple comments, it's an overkill, believe me!!
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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    March 5, 2016 at 8:20 PM
    hi pr,

    I HAVE MY WAYS OF MAKING MY DETRACTORS STEW IN THEIR OWN JUICES.

    THESE ARE GAMES CAPTAIN PLAYS.

    I NEED MY KICKS

    IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT LET ME KNOW-- I SHALL SPAM YOU . .

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    Sree R
    March 5, 2016 at 8:44 PM
    Ayyyyyo Sir Pankaj Rai,
    The world has already seriously suffered enough because of this dangerous veil FAKE humility,FAKE generosity, FAKE humanism.I`m glad that Captain does not have any of those.Sometimes, it is GOOd to be proud.

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    March 5, 2016 at 8:57 PM
    hi sr,

    QUOTE:

    Being a ship captain, I am also a cultural ambassador of India. This is NOT part of my job description, but then this is what we were trained to be on our training ship which had 250 cadets.

    I am reminded of an incident 28 years ago. My ship was going to Felixstowe ( near London ) -- a busy private container port.

    The pilot points to the gantry crane operator and tells me " Captain, do you know that that crane driver earns more than the President of your country?"

    Needless harsh words.

    These crane drivers get speed money for the number of containers they load in an hour. So on the days there is a EPL soccer match, they work like crazy, banging containers here and there and earn good money.

    So the English Pilot was definitely right. He spoke the truth. But then our president has a garden ( Mogul gardens ). There are 800 gardeners, 50 of them to shoo away errant birds. I decided it was NOT worth , to be objective with this mangy Pilot.

    So I replied " So fuckin' what? I know a WHORE in Mumbai who earns more money than what your British Prime Minister at Downing street 10 ( this door opens out into the street --TEE HEE ) earns in one whole year - in one single hour!"

    The Pilot sulked till he left my ship.

    Note: On my ship, I am fair. I see who provoked first, AND TO WHAT EXTENT?.

    Who got physical first.

    Who drew first blood.

    Who was at the receiving end of the fight is secondary- as the tougher man wins, everytime.

    UNQUOTE

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/keenan-and-reuben-killed-for-protesting.html

    THERE ARE MANY MORE --I LEFT OUT.

    I DARED HIM TO GIVE ME TEN HARD WORDS IN ENGLIS I DO NOT KNOW

    WITH ME RECIPROCATING

    I DARED HIM ANY AMOUNT IN POUNDS AT THE RATIO OF ONE :TEN

    IF HE PUTS IN 10 POUNDS I WOULD PUT IN 100.

    GAAND MEIN TATTI NAHI THA --

    GORA GAAND KA !

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      Sehaj
      March 6, 2016 at 4:14 AM
      I don't see how we can tell Capt to write according to our whims and fancies. I may not like something, another reader may disagree with something else,....is Capt expected to run referendums like Khujliwal when he's playing to the gallery?

      Capt has never played to the gallery. He's always said he's arrogant with a huge ego. :) The mind-boggling quality and quantity of content that he produces could probably not be produced if ever growing restrictions are placed on the mind's inner workings. The way he is, has stood him in stupendously admirable stead so far.

      However I contend that this response not be taken as an undertaking of voluntary preclusion from making similar suggestions on the part of this writer in the future.

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      Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
      March 6, 2016 at 4:47 AM
      hi s,

      IN FACT I DO NOT HAVE AN EGO AT ALL.

      I INFLATE MY EGO ( ON THE SPOT ARTIFICALLY -ONLY LIBERATED PEOPLE CAN DO THIS ) ONLY TO RAPE CHOOTS WHO DESERVE TO BE RAPED.

      MIND YOU I HOLD THE WORLD RECORD FOR SHIPs COMMAND.

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/05/ego-fountainhead-of-unhappiness-capt.html

      IF I HAD EGO, I WOULD NOT BE ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MEN ON THIS PLANET.

      I WOULD BE FIGHTING WITH MY WIFE EVERY DAY FOR 33 YEARS .

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/05/marriage-sans-fights-capt-ajit.html

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      SehajMarch 6, 2016 at 11:06 AM
      Your words Capt. But I guess that makes sense. Inflating ego on the spot and acting from that vantage point seems an amazing exercise.

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      Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
      March 6, 2016 at 2:05 PM
      hi s,

      PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAILED WITH ME OR KNOW ME WILL VOUCH, THAT CAPTAIN NEVER GETS SAD

      HE SWINGS BETWEEN BLISS AND ARTIFICIAL ANGER ( ONLY TO BALANCE HIS INNER SELF )

      I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT IT TWICE

      I IMPOSE STRESS ON MYSELF ( EUSTRESS ) TO FORCE ME TO PERFORM . ALL KNOW THE DAY I TAKE OVER COMMAND , MY FIRST STEP IS TO HANG THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES OVER MY CHAIR.

      LATER ON SAILORS KNOW ABOUT THIS FROM 20/ 20 HINDSIGHT .

      THE RADIO OFFICER KNOWS -- THE FIRST MESSAGE TO HIS SHORE BOSSES AS SOON AS HE TAKES OVER , WILL BE A MISSILE-- A KICK ON THEIR COLLECTIVE BALLS.

      IT FORCES TO TO WATCH EVERY MOVE OF MINE, SO THAT THEY CAN SACK ME.

      IT FORCES ME TO PERFORM.

      I PLAY BETTER TO A HOSTILE CROWD.

      SOME ONE TALKED ABOUT ME BOASTING-- THIS IS PART OF IT.

      HIT 6 CONSECUTIVE SIXERS ON THE NOSES OF A HOSTILE CROWD AND CHUCKLE LIKE MUTLEY THE DOG.

      IF I WRITE MY BOOK "GAMES CAPTAIN PLAYED" NOBODY CAN HANDLE IT .

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html

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  19. THE INDIAN GOVT AND ARMED FORCES MUST DO BRAINSTORMING .

    ATTACK ONLY WEAK POINTS OF PAKISTAN . .

    THIS IS CHANAKYA NEETI . .

    one of the reasons why capt ajit vadakayil is a living legend at sea, is because i offered myself as a SACRIFICIAL GOAT just to get my kicks and play games with my detractors

    i would offer to change cargo grades which had never been tried before at sea.

    for example-- i would offer to change grade from viscous lub oils to potable ethanol or methanol fibre grade in brazil/ argentina and that too without going out to sea for open tankcleaning after unloading luboil .

    yank charteres wanted to send yank , danish and norwegian obeservers ( super cargoes ) and i would say NO PERMISSION --

    TARZAN SWINGS ALONE ON THE VINES -- AND HE WONT ALLOW IDIOTS TO WATCH FROM BELOW AND ABOVE TO MICROMANAGE HIM. .

    i make too many enemies ho are miffed with my cockiness-- if i fail i am disgraced forever and will be sacked. even the company may shut down due to losses . .

    my detractors would wait with bated breath for me to fall PHUTTTTT on mE face.

    but i would always win . .

    THUMB RULE : KNOW THE WEAK POINTS AND STRONG POINTS OF THE PREVIOUS CARGO. ATTACK WEAK POINTS . IT REQUIRED IN DEPT TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE FROM IONS TO ATOMS TO MOLECULES TO BOILING POINTS TO MELTING POINTS TO WHATEVER.

    THERE WAS A CASE --MY LAST VOYAGE BEFORE I RETIRED --MY TANKS ALL FAILED AT OMAN --

    ALL MY DETRACTORS CELEBRATED AND GOT DRUNK

    I CAME OUT THE WINNER AGAIN--SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

    I CHALLENGED THE COMPETENCE OF THE GORA INSPECTION LAB ..

    I DID TESTS ON MY OWN SHIP --IN THE PRESENCE OF LAWYERS FROM LONDON-- HAD THE TESTS VIDEO TAPED .

    THE VERDICT?

    THE SHORE LAB , MUST RETRAIN THEIR TECHNICIANS -- THEIR PROCEDURES WERE NOT SCIENTIFIC -- THE TOP BOSSES GOT SACKED.

    THIS IS THE REAL MEANING OF " GAAND MEIN TATTI " OR BALLS WHICH CLANG AND EMIT SPARKS .

    TODAY EVEN MY DETRACTORS WHO GOT DRUNK-CRY-- THIS WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET . .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/07/my-experience-at-mundra-port-adani-sez.html

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/05/wall-wash-ptt-without-tears-chemical.html

    i want all my readers to read above TWO posts--

    LIFE LESSON IS INHERENT !

    ONLY YOU CAN FAIL YOURSELF --NOT ANY OTHER MORTAL ON THE PLANET- THE DAY YOU CAN DO THAT, YOU ARE LIBERATED.

    VADAKAYIL KHUD EXAM PAPER DAALTHA HAI

    VADAKAYIL KHUD IMTIHANN LIKTHA HAI

    VADAKAYIL KHUD NUMBER DETHA HAI . . .

    WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE--UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO-- 100% FROM MACRO TO MICRO LEVEL-- GO FROM TELESCOPE TO MICROSCOPE MODE AGAIN AND AGAIN

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  20. TODAY TIMES OF INDIA HAS A POLL

    "Salman Khan says Pakistani actors are artists, not terrorists"

    CLICK ON AGREE/ DISAGREE

    THIS IS HOW ROTHSCHILD MEDIA CONVERTS SUNRISE TO SUNSET

    THE CONTEXT CHANGES-- BEFORE URI AND AFTER URI ATTACK

    INDIANS ARE NOT FOOLS--57% HAS DISAGREED

    CONTEXT MEANS EVERYTHING

    CONTEXT IS THE KEY TO UNDERSTANDING

    IN THIS MODERN WORLD OF CHOICE-- CONTEXT --NOT CONTENT IS KING

    WITHOUT CONTEXT WORDS AND ACTIONS HAVE NO MEANING

    I ASK MODI TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIS MINISTERS. ANYBODY TRYING TO PUT CONTEXT IN FOG ESPECIALLY WHEN THE NATION IS UNDER ATTACK --MUST FEEL THE PAIN . .

    ONLY THIS BLOGSITE CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS . . THIS IS WHY CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL IS THE NO 1 WRITER ON THIS PLANET.

    CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS HAVE ALWAYS TAKE THEIR HOLY BOOK OUT OF CONTEXT TO SCREW THIS PLANET

    WITHOUT CONTEXT ANY PRICE OF INFORMATION IS JUST A DOT . .. KNOWLEDGE IS INFORMATION IN CONTEXT SO THAT WE CAN CONNECT THE DOTS USING OUR FREE CHOICE

    MANY TIMES QUOTE FROM FAMOUS MEN OF ETHOS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. . .GANDHI USED TOLSTOY OUT OF CONTEXT TO MAKE INDIANS SLAVES

    MEANING IS CONTEXT BOUND

    DONT COME NEAR ME ( I HAVE JUST FARTED )

    EVIL MEN ONLY SAY-- SEE CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL TOLD US TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM . THE CONTEXT IS OF FARTING AND THE MESSAGE WAS POSITIVE

    I ASK THE LAW MINISTER TO EXPLAIN CONTEXT TO OUR STUPID JUDICIARY. THESE MELORDS NEVER GET ANYTHING IN CONTEXT.

    SO JUSTICE IS BLIND ? IT IS BECAUSE CONTEXT IS DELETED-- THE MORE TIME A CASE TAKES TO BE RULED-- THE MORE THE CONTEXT DISAPPEARS .

    KARNATAKA WANTS WATER TO DRINK--TAMIL NADU WANTS WATER FOR WATER INTENSIVE SUGAR CANE CROPS TO MAKE PETROL/ FUEL.

    SO WHAT IS THE CONTEXT ? . EVEN A RETARDED CHILD CAN FIGURE OUT . .

    BEING MISQUOTES AND TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT IS DIFFERENT.

    IF CONTENT IS KING- CONTEXT IS GOD

    WHY IS THIS PLANET SO FUCKIN' STUPID ? . SO MANY INNOCENT MEN HAVE BEEN HUNG BY JUDGES , WHO DONT HAVE THE CEREBRAL WHEREWITHAL TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT..

    THIS IS WHY LAWYERS TUNED JUDGES MUST GO--

    PERCEPTION MUST BE RULED BY CONTEXT.

    HAVE YOU SEEN HOW STUPID YANK LAPD READS OUT YOUR RIGHTS-- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT BLAH BLAH FUCKIN' BLAH

    BLOODY CUNTS !

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  21. YESTERDAY DURING NEWSHOUR I WAS WATCHING SOME CREATURES NAY VERMIN , UNITED BY THEIR COMMON HATRED FOR PM MOD, PUTTING THE WATAN LAST AND THEIR FOUL PERSONAL AGENDA FIRST......


    AND ONE GUY NAMED MAYANK GANDHI WAS IMPLORING, PLEASE KEEP NATION FIRST
    I WAS REMINED OF MYSELF AT SEA

    WHEN IT CAME TO DEFENDING THE HONOUR OF BHARATMATA , I KICKED MY JOB SEVERAL TIMES
    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ?

    WE WERE IN SOUTH KOREA UNLOADING CHEMICALS AT ANCHOR INTO BARGES

    I NOTIED THAT THE SECOND MATE , A MANGALOREAN CHRISTIAN HAD NOT FILLED UP THE PORT PROGRESS LOG . .

    I ASKED THE CHIEF MATE— AND HE TOLD ME THAT THE SECOND MATE WAS IN DEEP DEPRESSION.

    SO I CALLED UP THE SECOND MATE TO MY CABIN—HE WAS ASLEEP—I INSISTED

    THIS BOY WAS A VERY HUMBLE GUY , AND HIS HUMILITY WAS WAY OVER FOR AN OFFICER WHO SERVED UNDER MY COMMAND. HE WAS MOST SINCERE CONSCIENTIOUS IN HIS JOB . .

    AS SOON AS HE ENTERED I CLOSED THE DOOR AND ASKED HIM ” SOMETHING IS EATING YOU UP—I WANT TO KNOW WHY”

    He said –“ the Korean Supercargo ( a captain ) came on board after midnight, he came to the CCR and I gave him the owners cabin key and told him where to find his cabin. He handed over his brief case to me and ordered me to carry it to his cabin. So I asked him, if I was a white skinned British or German officer, if h would do the same thing “

    “ On the way to the owner’s cabin, this Korean captain ( come as Cargo Superintendent appointed by US charterers ) kept GIGGLING LOUDLY . After that my mind has just chatters , I cant concentrate –as the insult was too deep , it has scarred my mind. I feel ashamed to be an Indian with brown skin“

    I replied “ This Korean Captain is now sleeping , as he has given wake up call instruction to the CCR . Go to the owners cabin, wake him up and say Captain wants to see you on the bridge in 300 SECONDS “

    My second mate held my wrist , HARD, like how my wife would do when I was about to lose my restraint –Sir let it be –I know what you will do now”

    I replied to this well wisher ’ Follow my orders”

    Within 300 seconds the Korean was on the navigating bridge with an angry indignant look.

    He knew Captain was aware of the brief case incident –as he asked the second mate on the way up, if he told the Captain.

    I ordered him” There are six barges along side my ship. I will allow only two. I order you to give orders within 600 SECONDS . If you don’t do that I will shut cargo operations and call up your bosses in USA to remove you from my ship”

    THE YANK TOP BOSS WAS MY FAN. MY SHIT WOULD NOT SMELL FOR HIM.

    The Korean Captain had pull with the Jap owners and made them call my bosses to tell them that I insulted the Supercargo.

    My bosses wanted an explanation.

    I said “ I take decisions on my ship-PERIOD “

    INDIA IS FULL OF TRAITORS WHO DON’T LOVE THE WATAN. THIS IS WHY BHARATMATA WAS IN CHAINS FOR 800 YEARS.

    JUST MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF A FEW TRAITORS LIKE SLIMY MANI , AND SEE HOW ALL FALL IN LINE.

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  22. You have washboard strong abs !!!!!

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  23. WHEN WE TOOK UP RESIDENCE IN MANIPAL -- MY YOUNGER SON WAS THERE FOR THREE YEARS-- ME AND MY WIFE BOUGHT TWO SONY FLAT TVs COSTING A FORTUNE.

    AFTER SIGNING THE CHEQUE I TOLD MY WIFE , I RECKON THAT CHEQUE WILL BOUNCE --HAATH THODA PHISSAL GAYA--

    SIGNATURE CHANGE OVER THE YEARS

    SO TO PREEMPT THIS POTENTIAL CHEQUE BOUNCE , MY WIFE CALLED UP THE BANK MANAGER IN CALICUT AND TOLD HIM TO HONOUR THE CHEQUE OF SO AND SO AMOUNT OF DATE SO AND SO.

    30 YEARS AS SHIP CAPTAIN HAD MADE ME THIS BANKS VALUABLE CUSTOMER.

    BUT HEY --

    THE CHEQUE STILL BOUNCED --AS THE CHEQUE WENT TO SOME BRANCH CHEQUE CLEARING OFFICE -- NOT THE HEAD OFFICE.

    WHEN THE SHOP INFORMED ABOUT THIS BY MOBILE PHONE-- WE QUICKLY DROVE THERE AND MY WIFE SIGNED ANOTHER CHEQUE

    WHY DID MY SIGNATURE CHANGE ?

    AS A CHEMICAL SHIP CAPTAIN I SIGNED ON AN AVERAGE MORE THAN 100 SIGNATURES AFTER LOADING --

    OVER TIME THE BODY CELL INTELLIGENCE TAKES OVER AND THE SIGNATURE IS MADE FASTER --BUT THEN SPEED CORRUPTS THE FINE NUANCES OF QUALITY

    DIGRESSION:--

    my mind goes back to an incident in mumbai

    i started a bank account as a young boy of 17.

    and that account with about a 40 grand was untouched for several years.

    one day i went to move my account.

    i signed on a withdrawal slip -- i knew that my signature wont match so i took my passport along

    the parsi old madame said my signature does not match and she cannot give me money

    so i gave her my passport-- and spAke-- see the picture on the passport and my name

    the baawajee old woman still refused-- she was just being herself- an old cantankerous parsi woman

    so i suggested-- let me put a fresh SPECIMEN SIGNATURE

    she stonewalled that too.

    so i said loudly -- WATCH THIS MADAME --SPRROOINNGGG

    i started removing my shit--with at least 20 people watching

    she demanded--WHY ARE YOU REMOVING YOUR SHIRT

    i said-- NOW IT IS SHIRT-- AFTER THE NEXT STONEWALL IT WILL BE PANTS

    i explained-- WHEN I PUT THAT SPECIMEN SIGNATURE , I HAVE VERY LITTLE HAIR IN MY ARMPIT-- BUT SEE NOW- HAJAAAR HAIR-- -I TUGGED AT MY ARM PIT HAIR-- I HAVE CHANGED

    then i started removing my pants MAYBE YOU WILL WANT TO SEE MY JHAAAAND ( PUBIC HAIR ) TOO --

    all and sundry started laughing --including the guard with the long double barrel gun

    she cried OK BAABA , OK BAAABA - I WILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY

    i got the money-- thanked her and gave her a piece of advise

    i spAke-- YOUR BINDI IS ONE INCH TOO HIGH --LOWER IT

    she obliged instantly -- for she was afraid i may spin a yarn with my asshole next

    TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/10/sindoor-vermilion-hindu-womans-mark-of.html

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  24. PATHETIC MORONS LIKE AMARTYA SEN AND MANMOHAN SINGH ARE DECRYING CHANGES OF GOVT STRATEGY DURING 50 DAYS OF DEMONETIZATION

    ONLY A CUNT WILL LOOK AHEAD WHEN THE ENEMY HAS MANEUVERED HIMSELF BEHIND HIM --OR IN HIS BLIND / SHADOW SECTOR

    I WAS THE FIRST ON THE PLANET TO PROPOUND "DYNAMIC" RISK ASSESSMENT AT SEA

    AT SEA, WHEN THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY, CHIEF ENGINEER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE ENGINE ROOM--LIKE A MUSHROOM

    I OBJECTED--

    I SAID-- CHIEF ENGINEER MAY BE THE SENIOR MOST ENGINEER-- BUT HE WILL NOT KNOW THE PIPELINES AND PROCEDURES -- WHICH THE JUNIOR MOST 5TH ENGINEER REGULAR WATCH KEEPER WITH HANDS ON EXPERIENCE WILL KNOW BETTER.

    I INSISTED --

    I WANT CHIEF ENGINEER AS MY ROVING SQUAD. -- TO WATCH FOR COMING SHADOWS -- FOR ME AS CAPTAIN ON THE BRIDGE TO CHANGE HIS STRATEGY

    IT TOOK ME MORE THAN TEN YEARS TO CONVINCE THE MARITIME POWERS.

    AS SOON AS I JOIN A SHIP- I TEAR DOWN COMPANY EMERGENCY STATION POSTERS AND PUT MY OWN THING WITH CHIEF ENGINEER AS ROVING SQUAD--

    HE IS NOW THE EYES AND EARS OF THE CAPTAIN WHO CANT SEE ---THOUGH IN COMMAND .

    COMPANY WILL RAVE AND RANT, QUOTING I AM NOT FOLLOWING THE SOP APPROVED BY ISM CODE/ SMS SYSTEMS -- I TELL THEM FUCK OFF

    THE LEADER OF SQUADS FIGHTING THE FIRE WILL SAY "WE ARE THE BEST"-- APUN AWWAL !

    SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO JUDGE THEM

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/04/dynamic-risk-assessment-on-chemical.html

    IF I WERE THE PM OF INDIA, I WOULD BE HAVING A HARD COPY ( SIGNED BY CRITICAL MEMBERS ) OF EVERY DAY SINCE DEMONETIZATION STARTED ON 8TH NOV 2016

    THIS MEANS I WOULD HAVE 50 PRINTED AND SIGNED COPIES OF RISK ASSESSMENT

    AS A PM I WOULD KEEP THE "CERTAINTY SWITCH " IN MY POCKET

    I WAS A SUCCESSFUL CAPTAIN AT SEA , BECAUSE MY METHODS WERE 100% FOOL PROOF.

    NOTHING --REPEAT --NOTHING WOULD BE DONE WITHOUT A PROPER RISK ASSESSMENT BEFORE AND A DYNAMIC RA DURING -- AND A FINAL BRAINSTORMING FEEDBACK MEETING

    AND MOST OF THE TIME WHEN IT CAME TO MAJOR CRITICAL THINGS -I DID "BRAIN STORMING " WITH EVERY MEMBER OF THE CREW.

    I GET VALUABLE FEEDBACK

    THEN I HAVE A REM SLEEP SESSION

    ONLY AFTER THAT I TAKE MY DECISION

    THERE WAS A FANTASTIC PROCEDURE ( not requited by the company or IMO ) --AND I AM PROUD OF MYSELF

    WISDOM IS THE FRUIT OF BRAIN STORMING

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html

    THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MY SHIP WOULD HAVE SUNK-- AND ONE JUNIOR MOST ENGINE ROOM CLEANER ( WIPER ) GAVE A SUGGESTION FOR TIGHTENING LASHINGS ( LOG CARRIER ) DURING EMERGENCY BRAINSTORMING WHICH SAVED THE SHIP-

    --OF COURSE I HAD NO TIME FOR REM SLEEP.

    TO BE FRANK INDIA NEEDS TO SACK ALL PROFESSORS OF PREMIUM COLLEGES ( DEADWOOD / SPENT FORCES ) IF INDIA HAS TO BE NO 1 SUPERPOWER ON THE PLANET IN 16 YEARS

    BUT HEY--MODI HAS PUT HIS POODLE CHITPAVAN JAVEDEKAR IN CHARGE

    MODI WANTS EGO MASSAGE !

    HIS PATHETIC TEAM INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKIN' JOBS , JUST SUCK UP FOR PERSONAL FAAYADA.

    AT SEA I WAS THE ONLY CAPTAIN WHO KICKED MY BOSSES ON THEIR COLLECTIVE BALLS FROM HOUR ONE.

    EVEN MY WORST DETRACTORS WILL AGREE TO THIS..

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  25. Abcindiagogo
    February 23, 2017 at 11:21 AM

    Captain,

    Patton movie is being telecast right now on Star Movies Select HD.

    The actor is very good !

    And, his "balls of steel" and "don't give a damn" attitude reminded me of you !

    If we have leaders like this, loyalty of people will skyrocket !

    Imagine, if an actor can pull this off in such a consistent manner, inspiring loyalty amongst the movie watching audience,

    Then, it is no wonder that you were, are and will be the most popular Captain ever !!!

    Strict in disciple and other matters but still loved by all !!!

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 23, 2017 at 11:58 AM

    hi a,

    DEEP INSIDE PEOPLE LOVE A STRONG LEADER WHO ENFORCES DISCIPLINE

    THE TRICK IS NOT TO SHOW PARTIALITY

    YET --I GAVE MY OFFICERS "PRIVELAGE OF THE POST"

    AT THE END OF THE MONTH OFFICERS AND CREW LINE UP OUTSIDE MY CABIN TO SIGN THEIR SALARY SHEETS AND PORTAGE BILL

    NO CREW MEMBER DARES TO COME INTO MY CABIN AHEAD OF EVEN THE JUNIOR MOST OFFICER

    IT IS A RECORD I MAINTAINED-- I ALLOW ONLY 20 SECONDS FOR A CREW MEMBER OR OFFICER TO COME IN TO MY CABIN, SIT DOWN BY MY SIDE, SIGN TWO SHEETS ( CREW HAS TO SIGN OVER TIME SHEETS TOO )--

    TAKE A TOKEN PRESENT LIKE A MACKINTOSH QUALITY STREET CHOCOLATE FROM ME- AND BUZZ OFF WITH HIS SALARY SHEET

    I TIME THIS - THIRD MATE IS IN CHARGE OF PHYSICAL MOVEMENTS -I JUST SIT THERE

    I DONT USE COMPANIES SOFTWARE --I USE MINE

    EVERY COMPANY OBJECTED-- I TOLD THEM FUCK OFF .. BECAUSE MY SOFTWARE WAS SUPERIOR ..

    AT SEA NOBODY LIKE A WEAK CAPTAIN-- A SHIT ASS DRIPPING CUNT ...

    THEY LOVE A STRONGMAN WHO PROVIDES A ROOF -- WHO KICKS ASS --WHO MAKES SURE THEY WILL REACH HOME SAFE WITH THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY ..

    I HAVE NEVER BEEN MEAN -- ALL KNOW THAT

    IF SOME SAILOR SCREWS IT UP AND I DONT PUNISH HIM ON THE SPOT--HE WILL FALL SICK

    THEY LOVE MY PUNISHEMNT AND GO BACK TO THEIR CABINS --WITH A SONG ON THEIR LIPS

    WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS-- YOU HAVE ARRIVED AS A LEADER WITH SPIRIT.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html

    IF YOU ASK SAILORS WHO KNOW ME OR HEARD OF CAPT VADAKAYIL--THEY WILL TELL YOU, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CAPTAIN AT SEA WHO BLED SAILORS ( WHO DESERVED TO BE BLED )

    I WAS A MENTOR AT SEA —NOT A MERE LEADER . .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/mentoring-at-sea-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

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  26. funtoosh
    March 8, 2017 at 5:26 PM
    Namaste sir .. I have been following your blog since 2012 ..I am grateful to u sir ever since. My kids health condition drew me to your blog . U had all the answers and u have such humility towards any one who reaches out to you .. thank you sir . Any time I need any answer spiritual I get from our writings .. just wanted thank you .. god bless u with health and happiness ..

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    March 8, 2017 at 7:14 PM

    funtoosh--

    I JUST REMINISCED --

    WHICH WAS MY MOST HEARTFELT "THANK YOU "

    I HAD JUST SIGNED OFF MY SHIP

    THE WHOLE OFFICERS/ CREW / OFFICERS WIVES WERE AT THE GANGWAY TO SEE ME OFF

    THE WHOLE PROCESS WAS SILENT--

    NO FAATHU WORDS--NO MAXIMUM MAXIMUS CHANTS --

    ONLY ONE SECOND EYE TO EYE LOCKS –

    WORDS SPOIL THIS PREGNANT GOODBYE.

    THIS WAS IN NEW YORK ANCHORAGE

    THE BOAT SHOVED OFF

    WHEN THE FAST LARGE BOAT WAS ABOUT 50 METRES OFF --I SAW ALL ON SHIP WAVING HANDS-- "COME BACK "

    THIS HAD HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE , AS ONCE I LEFT MY SLEEVELESS JACKET WITH PASSPORT / AIR TICKET AND MONEY ( MORE THAN 20000 USD ) BEHIND

    I TURNED THE BOAT BACK

    AS SOON AS IT REACHED THE GANGWAY I NOTICES THE PUMPMAN STANDING AT THE BOTTOM PLAFORM.

    HE LEAPT INTO THE BOAT ( A CHASM OF 5 FEET )

    THIS BLACK SWEATY TAMILIAN HUGGED ME HARD -- I WAS SOAKED IN HIS SWEAT

    HE TELLS ME IN HINDI " SAAB AAP JAHAAZ PAR HAI TO JAAN HA PARVAAH NAHI " ( SIR--WHEN YOU ARE IN COMMAND , WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF OUR LIVES )

    AND THEN HE LEAPT BACK TO THE SHIP

    much later i reminisced -- i had gone down to the pumproom during cargo discharge and noticed 9 inches of petrol in he bilges . this ship could carry 65,000 tonnes of petrol. i asked him--what is all this. i guess he expected me to screw him for dereliction of duty

    my chief officer was an incompetent CUNT

    i took charge after cargo discharge and did the repairs PERSONALLY.. no captain does this -- nor he has the competence.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/pumping-systems-on-chemical-tankers.html

    IT WAS ABOUT MECHANICAL SEALS FITTED THE WRONG WAY--THIS COULD HAVE CAUSED A FIRE

    THAT SHIP -- MANNED BY WHITE CUNT AMERICANS BEFORE - HAD FEW BOURDEN TUBE DIRECT PRESSURE GUAGES IN THE CCR, INSTEAD OF REMOTE PRESSURE GUAGES RUN BY CONTROL AIR

    EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN' HAYWIRE

    THE IG PRESSURE WOULD SHOW DIFFERENT AT PUMPROOM, CCR, ENGINE ROOM, BRIDGE AND ON DECK

    ALL IT REQUIRED WAS SOME EXPERTISE OF "PNEUMATIC INSTRUMENTATION " WHICH I HAD. JUST A SMALL TURN OF A SMALL SCREW DRIVER…

    NO MARINE ENGINEER ON THIS PLANET ( PAST/ PRESENT / FUTURE ) HAS IT -- FLAPPER/ ORIFICE TECHNOLOGY.

    WHEN THE CRANE COULD NOT LIFT THE SUBMARINE HOSE AND ALL ENGINEERS HAD FAILED FOR 4 HOURS —

    --I HAD CLIMBED UP THE CRANE AND REPAIRED THE CRANE IN 5 MINUTES .. OR MY SHIP WOULD BE CAST OFF -- THE WHOLE CREW WATCHED – CAPTAIN DID IT ALONE ..

    THIS PUMPMAN WITH 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE AT SEA HAD NOTICED ALL THIS .. HE HAD RUN UP FROM THE BOWELS OF THE SHIP TO CRY --GOOD BYE ..

    IT WAS A GENUINE COMPLIMENT, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART . HE DID NOT CARE IF HIS SWEAT HAD RUINED MY AIRPORT DRESS.

    NOT LIKE A PATRONISING COOK TELLING THE CAPTAIN FOR PERSONAL FAAYADA " VERY GOOD NAVIGATION !"

    TRY BEING THE SLAVE WHO IS MORE POWERFUL THAN CAESAR.

    IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU—WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW—

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hriR60Y4w48

    I HAD DONE THINGS FAR FAR BETTER.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/super-typhoon-bart-perfect-storm-capt.html

    TRY BEING A SLAVE MORE POWERFUL THAN CAESAR – IT COMES OUT OF PERFORMANCE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKn-Agk-Yai

    Capt ajit vadakayil
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  27. OK BOSS GRANTED U FOLLOWERS GENUINELY LIKE U BUT
    WHY ARE R U OBSESSED WITH MALLU PRIDE U HAVE YET TO WRITE ABOUT SOUTH INDIAN HISTORY LIKE CHOLA
    PANDYAS RASHTRKUTAS VIJAYANAGAR EMPIRE MARATHA EMPIRE ETC ARE THEY NOT PART OF INDIAN HISTORY "UR OVERALL STANCE WITHIN KERALA CHANGES 180 DEGRESS FROM POSITION OUTSIDE KERALA ." BY INVOKING MALLU SENTIMENTS U HAVE PRETTY MATCH BRANDED ALL THE CASTES OUTSIDE KERALA TO BE ROTHSCHILD CREATION " . EVEN THOUGH U HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT NAMBOODRI AND EXTREME RACISM AND UNTOUCHABILITY U CALL THEM GUARDIANS OF VEDAS AFTER ALL THEY ARE FROM KERALA U CALL UR SELF A PROUD HINDU!! UR HOSTILE TO ANY HINDU NATIONALIST MOVEMENTS
    U HAVE EVEN TAKEN AWAY CREDIT FROM ALL THE OTHER FREEDOM FIGHTERS LIKE
    BAHGAT SINGH, RAJA GURU, BHAGA JATIN ,CHANDRASHEKAR AZAD NEHRU INCLUDING GANDHI WHOM U HATE FOR PROVIDING INDIAN INDEPENDENCE . CUZ THEY FROM NOT FROM KERALA RIGHT INSTEAD GIVING TO CREDIT TO SOME FRINGE MOVEMENT LIKE MAPILLA UPRSING. I ASK IS THIS NOT A BIGOTRY ? R THESE FREEDOM FIGHTERS NOT INDIANS .



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  28. SOMEONE ASKED ME

    IF THE TOP GUN OF THE SHIPPING COMPANY ASKS YOU AS CAPTAIN TO WRITE ENGINEERING TRAINING STUFF --

    THEN THERE MUST BE A REASON WHY THEY TRUST YOU SO MUCH-- OVER THE HUNDREDS OF CHIEF ENGINEERS ( ASHORE AND AFLOAT ) IN THE COMPANY

    INDEED

    SEE-- WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DISCLOSE , I AM BEING FORCED TO NOW

    BE PREPARED FOR AN A ABSOLUTE SHOCKER -- THOUSANDS OF ENGINEERS READ MY BLOGS
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    I HAVE NOT YET SEEN AN ENGINEER WHO CAN START A ENCLOSED LIFEBOAT ENGINE-- THIS IS THE PITS-- I HAVE BEEN CAPTAIN FOR 30 YEARS

    IN THE POST BELOW-- I QUOTE A REAL MESSSAGE TO MY COMPANY-- WHERE I SAY THE PASS PERCENTAGE IS CLASSIFIED.

    THE TRUTH IS ZERO PERCENTAGE

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/07/naive-sailor-starting-life-boat-engine.html

    THIS IS LIKE YOU NOT KNOWING HOW TO START YOUR OWN CAR

    YOU START THE CAR ENGINE WITH THE GEAR ENGAGED AND THE CAR JUMPS AS SOON AS YOU TURN THE ENGINE WITH THE BATTERY –BECAUSE YOU ARE A CUNT . IN THE WATER PROPELLER SLIPS—SO THE BOAT JUST NOT JUMP LIKE A FROG . BUT THE BATTERY DRAINS OUT .

    I HAVE ADMINISTERED THE FAMOUUS VADAKAYIL KALARI TAP ON THE NOSE ( BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ) WHERE BLOOD POURS OUT LIKE A FAUCET-- WHEN DESPITE PROPER TRAINING AND BRIEFING MY ME-- THE SENIOR OFFICER/ ENGINEER IN THE LIFEBOAT SCREWED IT UP , NEARLY CAUSING LOSS OF LIFE

    ONCE MY SHIP WAS FULLY LOADED WITH PETROL FROM EUROPE.

    I HAD TO UNLOAD IT AT HOLYROOD NEW FOUNDLAND

    THE WHOLE BAY WAS FROZEN THICK WITH ICE AND PACKED HUGE BERGY BITS FLOATING IN BY SOUTHERLY LABRADOR CURRENT –THE HOLYROOD BAY IS LIKE THE OPEN MOUTH OF A CROCODILE.

    https://www.tide-forecast.com/locations/Holyrood-Newfoundland

    MY SHIP WAS NON ICE CLASS AND I WENT TO THE ENTRANCE - -GOT TO SEE THE PACK ICE LADEN BAY ON TV LIVE-- WHERE A LOCAL CROSS BAY ICE CLASS FERRY WAS STUCK FOR DAYS .

    THEN I WENT TO A NEARLY PROTECTED BAY NAMED "COME BY CHANGE " ON THE OTHER SIDE AND ANCHORED THERE UNANNOUNCED --SO THAT I CAN WATCH LOCAL HOLYROOD TV

    https://www.gorgeousgirl.org/single-post/2016/05/17/Newfoundland-1

    ALL THREATENED TO BITE MY HEAD OFF -- I SAID "FUCK OFF"

    AT THIS ANCHORAGE I WAS THERE FOR TWO WEEKS -- WITH ALL AND SUNDRY , INCLUDING ECAREG AND CANADA COAST GUARD THREATENDEDNEDNEDING TO BITE MY HEAD OFF EVERY 3 HOURS -- AND EVEN LOSS OF CANADIAN VISA FOR LIFE. ( NO THEY DID NOT THRETEN TO THROW ACID ON MY FACE LIKE THE IRANIANS )

    ECAREG means the Eastern Canada Vessel Traffic Services Zone and they are in charge of safety of ships in ice and ice reports

    After ten days ( this is HUGE loss of money ) ECAREG and CANADIAN COAST GUARD joined hands and said-- it is now safe to come into Holyrood. We have decidETH.

    I REPLIED-- INDEED , BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT AFTER UNLOADING MY SHIP CAN COME OUT TOO-- AS MY SHIP WILL BE ON LIGHT DRAFT EXPOSING MY SHIPS PROPELLER

    I WAS AN EXPERT IN ICE NAVIGATION IN CANADA AND NEW FOUNDLAND --ON SHIPS NOT STRENGTHENED FOR ICE .. HAD DONE MIRACLES IN THE PAST

    IN THE POST BELOW I TALK ABOUT MY NEWLY MARRIED WIFE ASKING ME HOW I EARN MY WAGES--AS I DO NOTHING ON BOARD --ALL I DO IS SLEEP, DRINK BEER, PLAY TEEN PATTHI / TT ETC, WATCH MOVIES , HAVE APRTY, ATTEND BULLSHIT SESSSION ETC

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/freezing-weather-precautions-on.html

    DURING THIS STAY ON THE 8TH DAY I LOWERED MY LIFEBOAT AT "COME BY CHANCE"- A DRILL

    BEFORE LOWERING THE LIFEBOAT I CALLED A CREW MUSTER AND TRAINED MY CHIEF OFFICER AND SECOND ENGINEER HOW TO START THE LIFEBOAT ENGINE

    AS USUAL THEY FUCKED IT UP

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      THERE WAS A CURRENT AND THE BOAT STARTED DRIFTING-- THE WATERS WERE FREEZING BUT PLACID

      SUDDENLY FOG THREATENED TO SWAMP THE AREA. WHEN THIS HAPPENS THE FOG LIFTS AFTER MANY DAYS-- MAYBE THREE DAYS OR EVEN A WEEK

      I HAD TO WAKE UP THE SECOND MATE AND LOWER THE OTHER LIFEBOAT TO TOW THE DRIFTING BOAT BACK , AS THERE WAS STRONG CURRENTS AND YOU CANT ROW AN ENCLOSED LIFEBOARD AGAINST A STRONG TIDAL CURENT –

      WITH ALMOST ALL MY CREW IN TE BOATS --I HAD A SKELETON CREW ON BOARD

      WELL WE TOWED BACK THE DRIFTING BOAT -- WITHING 5 MINUTES OF SECURING THE BOATD, DENSE FOG ENGULFED THE SHIP AND IT LIFTED ONLY AFTER THREE DAYS.

      IF MY RESCUE ATETMPT WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL ALL MY OFFICERS AND CREW IN THE DRIFTING BOAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FORZEN TO DEATH—A VERY PAINFUL DEATH

      AS SOON AN BOTH LIFEBOATS CREW WERE MUSTERED ON BRIDGE ( WITH ENTIRE CREW / OFFICERS ) I SLAPPED MY THREE STRIPERS IN THE BOAT WHICH WENT ADRIFT.

      THERE WAS NO DRAWING BLOOD- BUT THE ENTIRE CREW SAW WITNESSED THE TIGHT SLAPS ON THE FACE , WITH CHIEF ENGINEER IMPLORING "CAPTAIN DONT SLAP OUR SENIOR OFFICERS"

      THIS IS WHY I DONT WRITE MY BOOK "GAMES CAPTAIN PLAYED "--THIS IS JUST ONE INCIDENT AMONG HUNDREDS.

      TO CUT A LONG STORT , THERE WAS A MASSIVE SHOWDOWN AFTER 2 WEEKS --WHEN THE CANADIANS HOLYROOD PORT CONTROL, THE CHARTERERS, THE SHIPPERS , THE CONSIGNEES, MY OWN BOSSES, MY OWNERS , ECAREG, COASTGUARD --AL JOINED HANDS AND HISSED AT ME "CAPTAIN, WHEN DO YO THING YOU WILL ENTER HOLYROOD ?"

      I SAID "I DONT KNOW"

      THEN THEY SEND ME TO A CANADIAN PORT ST JOHNS IN THE MAIN LAND.-- TWO WEEKS OF HIRE WERE LOST-- BUT THEN "CAPTAIN WAS RIGHT" .

      CAPTAIN HAS A SPINE ( UNLIKE MODI )

      I SEND A STINKER TO ECAREG AND CANADIAN COAST GUARD - -COPIED TO ALL--YOU BASTARDS ARE INTERESTED ONLY IN FOSTERING CANADIAN TRADE. LET US NOT FOOL EACH OTHER --YOU DO NOT EXIST FOR "SAFETY OF LIEF AT SEA"

      THIS IS WHY I TELL MY FAWNING OFFICERS " I AM A POOR ROLE MODEL ". IF YOU HAVE TO EMULATE ME-- BE THE BEST IN THE PROFESSION .

      capt ajit vadakayil
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