Monday, October 14, 2013

RAPPING, INDIAN STYLE -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL



What is RAP music?

It has its roots  in the black slave colonies . The slaves narrated their miserable conditions and frustrations set to drum beats , just for catharsis and stress busting.


This rap music later migrated to the city bronx, where black teen gangsters included curse words, lyrics degrading women and promoting violence n drugs.

Rapping is now spoken lyrics.  It could be prose, poetry, or singing set to music .  The audience enjoys the punch lyrics more than the music .  The lyrics are rapid, slangy, and often tongue in cheek.

Rapping started as the next wave of toasting in the emerging hip-hop scene during the 1970s.

Rapping is not just a boys’ club.  Women started rapping in the 1980s in USA.

Rapping on controversial topics is  today considered a very mainstream music genre theme.


It wasn’t until 1979, when the Sugarhill Gang released their breakaway hit, ‘Rapper’s Delight, that record producers took notice of this emerging musical genre.

The late 1980s saw the advent of “gangsta rap,” with lyrics that were often misogynistic ,that glamorized violence, drug dealing and whoring around.


Mainstream rap music is now full of vulgar  licentious lyrics, and lewd music videos.  

Unfortunately, music conglomerates believe, perhaps rightfully so, that sex and violence sells in America .

The Notorious B.I.G., Snoop Dogg and Tupac ruled the charts during this time, as did Eminem – one of the most popular white rappers of all time.


In India we have our own style of rap, which is so delightful .

NO-   I do NOT consider that prick Honey Singh who sings choot lund songs as a rapper.  So what if Delhi CM Sheila Dixit loves to jive to his songs !



Song: Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Movie: Phata Poster Nikla Hero
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Irshad Kamil
Singer: Mika

Aaja pyaar ki ho deal
Deal bole to.. heart heart
Ama yaar sauda sauda

Today let’s have an agreement of love
Deal means..?  heart to heart..
dearie, it means a fair transaction..


Dono deal karein seal
Tight tight very tight..
Aankhon se ho agreement
Chalein us pe permanent
Hasraton ke court mein ye
Dil ka judge kahe.
Order, order..

We shall seal this deal
Tight tight very tight..
Our agreement would be through eyes
And we shall stick to that agreement forever
In the court of desires,
The judge of hearts should say..
Order, Order..

Khali pili khaali peeli rokne ka nai
Tera peechha karun to tokne ka nai

Don't stop me for no reason
If I follow you, don't get me bashed up.

Hai tujh pe right mera
Tu hai delight mera
Tera rastaa jo rokun chaunkane ka nai

I have a right on you
You are mE delight
If I block your way, don't be taken aback..

Tere doggy ko mujh pe bhaunkane ka nai
Tera peecha karoon to tokne ka nai

Your dog should not bark at me,
If I follow you, don't get me bitten.

Tu mere agal bagal hai
Main tere agal bagal hoon

You are always close to me,
I am right behind you..

Fokatiyon sa pyaar karungaa
Baaton se hi pet bharungaa
Missed call pe phone tu karnaa
Mar jaaoonga pyaar mein varna

I will love you like a pauper,
I will fill my stomach with your words
If I give you a missed call, kindly call me back
Lest I  die of love.

Mahiwaal ka maama
Farhad ka foofa
Majnu se kam tu sochne ka nai
Sachcha aashiq hoon mujhe thokne ka nai

I am Mahiwaal's maternal uncle,
Farhad's paternal uncle too ..
I'm no less than Majnu
I'm a true lover, don't get me bashed up..
( Majnu and Mahiwal are legendary Indian lovers )

Tere doggy ko mujhpe bhaunkne ka nai
Tu mere agal bagal hai
Main tere agal bagal hoon

Ghar se nikalne ka time tu bataa
taaki rahoon main mod pe khadaa
Rehta hoon main aajkal busy
Wait karnaa hai mushkil badaa

Let me know the time you leave your home daily
So that I can stand for you round the corner
These days I'm a wee bit busy
see waiting for you is so difficult for me.

Main road Romeo, Dil jod Romeo
Raste mein mujh ko chhodne ka nai
Chahe dil tod sar fodne ka nai

I'm a road Romeo, one who collects hearts,
Don't leave me in the lurch or desert me.
If you want, you can break my heart but please don't break my head.

Tere doggy ko mujhpe bhaukne ka nahi
Tu mere..



CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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25 comments:

  1. Hi Captain,
    Yesterday I was having a sort of debate with one of my client, he is a muslim. after talking business the topic changed religious and he told me that why hindu god krishna can steal, have thousands of wives but still unsatisfied and went behind radha and so on and so forth. Thanks to you I did give me a fitting reply with everything you put in your posts. He was trying to compare with his koran and telling me that prophet mohd in koran told this and that etc. I just suddenly picked up his words and asked him that who told him about this prophet mohammed and he told it is in koran. then I asked him that what is koran and he told book of god. I then asked him what is the relation here that god's book is koran and koran talks about prophet, where is the connection between you and god? He was taken back but tried to explain that is not anyways worthwhile. Like you always say, I told him that in sanathan dharma we do not have any middle men and commission agents. We see god a our friend and do the things practically and not be frightened of them and so on. At the end I told him that 'Gujju hoon bhai, dal mein gud(palm sugar) dalke khata hoon.Gujju ki baatien gud ki tarah meethi hoti hain aur talwar ki dhaar si tez bhi hoti hain'. to hell i do not need customers like him who anyways maintain irregular payments.
    1) My query that struck in my mind but felt worthwhile asking you instead of him is that if this prophet guy was hindu before and then converted to islam, what was the reason behind that? You say that 12 stranded seers came up with sanskrit and all the knowledge of vedas and sanathan dharma. this guy also came up with arabic language that is writing from right to left and altogether different script and style, might be the speaking might match with sanskrit or hindi. then he must also be sort of 12 strand person to come up like this? I do enjoy these arabic songs although I dont understand a single word.
    2)Last week I read you post on nasa dna and shiva lingam, I understand that the dna came from the metorite stone of shivalingam. We have suyambhu lingam (12 jyothilingams), do they have this power still? can we extract the dna from these lingams? when we say suymabhu i was told that it came there all of a sudden, you say it as a metorite, then did these stones fall from somewhere else in space? How from this life and humans originated then if not from falsely stated charles darwin's theory of monkeys?

    Thanks
    SD

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    1. hi sd,

      all religions have prouted from hindusim.

      buddha was a MORTAL, who is now worshipped as god. he just converted right handed swastika to left handed swastika and founded his own religion . he was a man of gautama gotra with raised kundalini .

      later on more and more mortals founded their own religions.

      the last is MORMON religion of rothschild. rothschild even invented communism with is ATHEIST ( no god ) religion.

      muhammed the prophet did NOT invent arabic. the people of kerala knew arabic even before muhammed was born.

      muhammed made a new religion islam to prevent his desert race from getting wiped out.

      punch into google search-

      CULTURAL WISDOM VADAKAYIL

      and

      VEDIC PRACTISES IN MECCA VADAKAYIL

      and

      IBN BATTUTA AT CALICUT VADAKAYIL

      by creating a new religion you hold absolute power. and some of these messiahs were delusional -- rather on the fringes of insanity.

      punch into google search-

      THE MESSIAH COMPLEX VADAKAYIL

      if i had NOT put so many anti anna hazare posts -- by now he would have been a greater cat than gandhi . you see recently he was invited to rothschild's adda to ring the wall street ka ghanti.

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  2. Hi capt
    How to deal with ppl who being a hindu will always ridicule it & then say" i believe in the universal energy" all the things in Hinduism are BULL.& yet when directed to your blog will refuse to read it .

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    1. hi hot-

      this blog is NOT into conversions.

      let the self loathing hindu indians continue wallowing in their own misery .

      this blog site only arouses the conscience -- and forces you to evaluate matters yourself.

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  3. Hello Captain,

    You are inspiration to many of us. I live in USA and from the beginning I did not like here very much as my friends do. I was diagnosed for Chron's disease right after 5 months I stepped here. I was back in INDIA in 10 months and I was completely fine just after staying for 2 months in india. I really wonder if chron's disease do exist or not. I have been following many of your blogs and also Alex Jones, David Icke and many others here. I am now scared to live here. My friend had a baby boy recently, he was kept in ICU for 7 days without mothers milk and her. Reason: she was on antibiotics. There many other reasons as you know I do not like here. So many of them critisize our country comparing USA, my blood starts boiling but they are very narrow minded even to realise the facts what I say. I feel so sad about this. These morons do not even think atleast or analyse what truth is. To hell with those people. But, I know people out there who are just like me with your inspiration we can make a change. Nothing serious but just want to say that your efforts do not go waste and TSINGTAO beer is awesome...!!! Thanks
    Long live Ajith Vadakayil.
    Mera bhaarath mahaan...!!!!

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    1. hi j,

      modern doctors do NOT even know the difference between crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis. nd what ever they do NOT know they call it a genetic disorder.

      there is NO cure for crohn's disease in allopathy.

      indians never got crohn's disease -- because very have a daily onslaught of turmeric in our curry.

      punch into google search-

      AYURVEDIC MASSAGE AND QUANTUM MEDICINE TURMERIC VADAKAYIL

      crohn's disease is monopolised by the white jews.

      IN MANY OF MY POSTS WHERE I CRITICIZED THEM -- I HAVE MORE THAN MADE UP BY GIVING THEM AN USEFUL TIP -- SHUN KOSHER VINEGAR !!.

      Crohn’s disease is a long-term condition that causes inflammation of the lining of the digestive system especially the last section of the small intestine or the large intestine .

      the west gets this disease due to GM foods, processed foods, A1 milk, hormone injected meats , cooking oils which produce free radicals when heated to fry etc.

      Common symptoms are:
      diarrhoea
      abdominal pain
      fatigue
      unintended weight loss
      blood and mucus in your faeces

      people with crohn’s disease sometimes go for long periods without symptoms, and this period is known as remission. remission can be followed by periods where symptoms flare up real bad.

      6000 years ayurveda used pomegranate peel to prevent and manage problems like crohn's disease.

      punch into google search-
      POMEGRANATE , THE DIVINE FRUIT VADAKAYIL

      like circumin ( turmeric ) coconut oil used as a cooking agent prevents crohn's disease.

      punch into google search-

      COCONUT OIL IS GOOD FOR COOKING , IGNORE THE VESTED PROPAGANDA VADAKAYIL

      since you have been diagonised with chron's disease you must know that your own immune system is attacking your own body.

      YOU MUST ALSO KNOW THAT IT IS BETTER TO TAKE A SECOND OPINION .

      crohn's disease is usually mistaken by stupid doctors for other disorders, such as irritable bowel syndrome and ulcerative colitis.

      punch into google search-
      ALLERGY , THE OVERKILL RESPONSE OF SQUEAMISH IMMUNE SYSTEM VADAKAYIL

      while ulcerative colitis causes inflammation and ulcers in the TOP layer of the lining of the large intestine, ALL layers of the intestine may be inflamed , with ulcers in crohn's disease.

      the sureshot diagnosis--crohn's disease patient's bowels can have normal healthy sections in between the diseased parts.

      crohn's disease of the small intestine may cause obstruction of the intestine.

      crohn's disease is not contagious.

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      the ulcers of crohn's disease causes scarring and hence stiffness of the bowel. as the disease progresses, the bowel becomes increasingly narrowed, and ultimately can become obstructed.

      deep ulcers can puncture holes in the wall of the bowel, and bacteria from within the bowel can spread to infect adjacent organs and the surrounding abdominal cavity--and now you are up sjit creek without a paddle.

      when the intestine is obstructed, digesting food, fluid and gas from the stomach and the small intestine cannot pass into the colon. the symptoms of small intestinal obstruction then appear, including severe abdominal cramps,nausea, vomiting, and abdominal distention.

      deep ulcers can puncture holes in the walls of the small intestine and the colon, and create a tunnel between the intestine and adjacent organs. if the ulcer tunnel reaches an adjacent empty space inside the abdominal cavity, an abdominal abscess is formed.

      when the ulcer tunnels into an adjacent organ, a channel (fistula) is formed.

      the formation of a fistula between the intestine and the bladder can cause frequent urinary tract infections and the passage of gas and feces during urination.

      the development of a fistula between the colon and the vagina causes gas and SHIT to emerge through the vagina. ( Oh Boy ! -- lesbians beware )

      when a fistula develops between the intestine and the skin , pus and mucous emerge from a small painful opening on the skin of the abdomen.

      the presence of a fistula from the intestines to the anus leads to a discharge of mucous and pus from the fistula's opening around the anus.( Oh blimey ! gays beware ).

      up to one-third of patients with crohn's disease may develop anal fistulae (abnormal tunnels) between the anus or rectum and the skin surrounding the anus--mucous and pus may drain from the openings of the fistulae on the skin. ( brides and bridegrooms -- wanna check this out in your matrimonial ads -- HEALTH IS WEALTH OK ? )

      all above is in addition to possible inflammation of the liver or bile ducts . now you know why capt vadakayil threw away his hepatitis shots while on my ship -- i dont need it.

      nowadays they use video capsule endoscopy(VCE) for diagnosing crohn's disease. a capsule containing a miniature video camera is swallowed. as the capsule travels through the small intestine, it sends video images.

      old methods of swallowing barium meal, enema of barium ( for Xrays ) , CAT scan, colonoscopy etc are still in use.

      crohn's patients have diarrhea. the inflammationcauses cells in the affected areas of your intestine to secrete large amounts of water and salt. because the colon can't completely absorb this excess fluid, you develop diarrhea..

      crohn's disease can cause arthritis, inflammation of the eyes or skin, kidney stones, gallstones and inflammation of the bile ducts.

      like i said crohn’s disease iccan cause intestinal blockage caused by thickening of the intestinal wall because of swelling and SCAR TISSUE which is NOT elastic. in addition to fistulas, small tears called fissures may develop in the lining of the mucus membrane of the anus. now you know why some gays get AIDS-- as they doctors have merrily given them immuno suppressants ..

      immunosuppressive medications work by blocking the immune reaction that contributes to inflammation.

      punch into google search-

      HIV DOES NOT CAUSE AIDS , MANY AIDS PATIENTS HAVE NIL HIV INSIDE THEM VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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    3. Thank you so much for your reply...!!!

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    4. Super explanation captain on this disease. I although never heard of it but after reading your posts it does make sense that the way we have our food and lifestyle it does make a huge difference. Surely I must say that our wives are better doctors and healers and even scientists than modern ones.

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    5. Hi Captain,
      I was showing this post to my friend now and I just read the word lesbians above when you explained about this disease. Please can you share us of how can a person become gay or lesbian. is there anything hormonal, mental or something else problem? I understand Hijira have this chromosome defects but with these gay and lesbian people, how can they get attracted towards same sex. It is like north and north pole of magnet getting attracted. also are more and more people becoming gay and lesbians? this this problem recent or do we have any historical cases of people being gays and lesbians?

      Thanks
      SD

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  4. Hi Captain,
    Is there a problem with our education system and/or teaching methods? I think I'm myself a victim here. yesterday i tried to teach my cousin's son school mathematics that i remember i used to be good at, but failed to do so. I hardly remembered what is in the book and couldn't make it out completely. On the other hand my brother is still good in mathematics still. Today I checked with a few of my clients and friends and none of them who passed their high school answer me. I think that there is a necessity for changing the teaching method but how? nevertheless how come Indians are still more intelligent than people of other country? I can quote an exmaple here, before when i was smoking and when i went to america, i bought a cigarette pack and gave him a bigger amount so that he doesn't give me small coins and this shopkeeper took a calculator to get the difference and our sabji wala doesn't need one here. If we can relate this to Indian food and living lifestyle then how can we relate it? yes but now i can definitely find a difference in attitude of the people working in corporate companies. their way of talking, even these parents speak to their kids in english and not in their mother tongue, eating because all of these junk fast food centers like kfc, mcdonalds are always full. when i go to Mumbai for my orders, i take the local train for faster commuting and at andheri station there are two mcdonalds and they are full all time and people standing outside and eating it everyday(same face seen everyday). I fully dont blame them as they are still Indians at heart and soul in every ways but i feel that there is a gradual process. forgive me here but the immigrant population in mumbai (not the bihari but the corporate one) is disturbing the cultural harmony and that in turn is inculcating greediness and lust of that lifestyle in many women and men and making them take wrong path. Why I'm saying this is because i was made to stay in my client's guest house in andheri once as he urgently had to go out that day. the care taker while asking me my choice for dinner asked me if i wanted drinks and then slowly asked me if i wanted women? I was shocked but was curious as well.He told me that there are many agents walking around with contact details of college and school and girls from far east who come with a dream but while going for it and in order to make a living then end up in getting into this path. apparently the customers also give these girls costly gifts as well. I told my client that see what all is happening and he told me 'just chill mehul bhai' and said he also uses his guest house sometimes. he says if he is tired of roti-curry (wife) then he goes for pizza-burger. i told him that pizza burger doesn't have turmeric and he must remember that he is also having a wife and sister but never listened. Please captain throw some light here, it is disturbing. How to join all these links and make it complete. I mean people must know that one mistake of saying yes to illicit relationship and if things go wrong and got disease then repenting for whole life. compared to other cities definitely cities like mumbai and bengaluru must be having more aids, heart attack, diabetics, blood pressure and cancer like disease population.

    Thanks
    SD

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    1. hi sd,

      in shipping-- you see so many companies employing indians as shore technical managers .

      the reason is indians can MULTITASK and INNOVATE better than other races.

      and these indians are NOT toppers or anything -- they are just the lower cerebral strata in school and college.

      but they are good enough.

      capt ajit vadakayil
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    2. Dear Santana Dharma,

      you have rightly said it, and you jnow how the IPC has aggravated it, they have legalised live in relationship, this is only going to worsen situation in metropolitan cities.

      If you see moron stuff of Salman Khan big boss, you will see that they have strictly told all the members to talk only in hindi, it it cause of love for language NO... its only to malign the rural culture. INDIA IS ONLY GOING FOR THE WORSE.

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  5. This is definitely true Captain. My brother used to tell that in his previous company they have this onsite and offshore thing. In america there is a girl and she calls up my brother and asks how to solve a certain error in the software or so and even after he changed his company she still calls and gets it clarified. What I'm trying to ask here is that will it be helpful if we have something of the sort of what is shown in 3 idiots movie in our schools on a larger scale (forget the author)? I still see a degradation on the way the curriculum is defined. Please share your views here.

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    1. hi sd,

      the indian educational system has been designed by Thomas Babington Macaulay to keep us from progressing and developing a superiority complex while in slavery.

      NIL effort was made to create a system where the brain of a growing child is WIRED. instead , we were encouraged to memorise-- and feel good if we are able to answer that new delhi is the capital of india and get more marks.

      punch into google search-

      MOTHER OF ALL CIVILIZATIONS, SARASWATI 9000 BC VADAKAYIL

      another way max muller tried to give us an inferiority complex was by fudging national maps .

      punch into google search-

      THE COUNTRY SIZE RACIST CONSPIRACY VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  6. Dear Captain,
    Yet again hype is built over buried Gold...The pattern is becoming more and more clear..This time the UP govt is going for it...I doubt they leave out even one ounce of gold being the most corrupt state govt in India...and what of the Sadhu who 'drempt' of it..? the timing is suspicious....if he really is a Sadhu he should have perceived what would happen to the excavated Gold and kept quiet.
    http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/sadhu-dreams-of-buried-gold-government-starts-digging-432605?pfrom=home-topstories

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    1. hi n,

      ISI is digging for the gold.

      the whole world may laugh at this.

      for all you know the sadhu will be fake.

      but i do know of a true incident where a school boy was kidnapped . getting desperate the parents who did not believe in all this, ran to a psychic , who was recommended by the police themselves.

      this psychic told the exact spot the child was being held prisoner , the number of men involved, the colour of the car used for kidnapping . the motive was NOT ransom but "sacrifice". the child was an ordinary boy--nothing great except that he was a good swimmer.

      they got the boy back.

      punch into google search-
      PSYCHICS , MEDIUMS , HEALERS AND REIKI CHANNELS VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  7. Hi Captain,
    Please can you share something about this bakrid festival that is happening today. I read in your post that while trying to slaughter his son the god appeared and replaced with a goat. I would like to know the significance of slaughtering a goat here on this particular day. Moreover i heard that if someone can afford then they must slaughter and then share that with the needy. If once can afford then why not share some dal and rice and why a goat specifically and why only one day of the year? If we see in news they say that the goats for slaughter today become more costly than any costly item? Has this turned to a money spinning business now?

    Thanks
    SD

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    1. hi sd,

      punch into google search-

      BRAHMA AND SARAWATI, ABRAHAM AND SARA VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  8. Hi Captain
    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Bangalore-is-Indias-breast-cancer-capital/articleshow/24220965.cms

    what is the actual cause of breast cancer.the other day in news it was said that coastal andhra pradesh is also having more and more women suffering from breast cancer. Is it anything to do with lifestyle, religion, region, food habits? Why certain places are getting affected with breast cancer?

    Thanks
    SD

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    1. hi sd,

      well i decided to grab the bull by the bal#s and put a comment in TOI e paper itself--

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      ALL YE BANGALORE GIRLS --

      DONT LISTEN TO THESE STUPID DOCTORS, WHO DO NOT KNOW IF THEY ARE COMING OR GOING- -ALL MANAGEMENT QUOTA DUFFERS .

      IF YOU WANNA AVOID BREAST CANCER , PAY ATTENTION .

      1) do not wear under wired bras .

      2) do NOT shave your armpits and spray anti-perspirants which are aluminium based , laced with PARABEN which mimic estrogen. aluminium plugs the sweat duct -- this causes lymph node problems .

      most breast cancers develop in the upper outer quadrant of the breast because that area is closest to the lymph nodes exposed to antiperspirants .

      parabens are absorbed through the skin . blocked lymph nodes provide breeding ground for viruses .

      3) stop consuming GM soya bean products which is a source of phytoestrogen,and mimics regular estrogen in your body .

      4) if you had your first periods before the age of 11 , you are at risk of breast cancer. stop drinking A1 toxic HUMPLESS cow milk which contain phyto oestrogens .

      5) do not cook in any veg oil which give free radicals at high heat indian style cooking. virgin coconut oil is the best. such women must avoid working night shifts prior to the first pregnancy .
      6) breast feed babies for MINIMUM 6 months- read this twice .

      7) use condoms to FU#K --do NOT use birth control pills which contain the SAME type of synthetic hormones -- estrogen and progestin .

      8) avoid barbecue cooking and grills- charcoal or flame-broiled meat is linked with increased breast cancer risk .

      9) start eating turmeric laden indian curries-- JAASTI GORA MAT BEN -- AAKHIR BEHENJI TURNED MOD HI HAI TUM .

      10) know how to give yourself a lymph node massage for your dang breasts .

      punch into google search -
      YOGA AND AYURVEDIC MASSAGE FOR DRAINING LYMPH NODES VADAKAYIL .

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  9. Did u write on idols stolen from India.. Art treasure of India illegally on sale to private whims.

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    1. hi a,

      punch into google search-

      BRITISH MUSEUM , HOUSE OF STOLEN TREASURES AND VANDALISED ARTIFACTS VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  10. Captain u r great. I want to meet u!

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