Ajit Vadakayil: FENUGREEK, A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

METHI SEEDS, A MAN'S BEST FRIEND-- QUANTUM MEDICINE ULUVA- GOD'S OWN MEDICINE FROM GOD'S OWN COUNTRY - CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

A decade ago, I was the only Indian on my Chemical tanker, in addition to the cook. The rest were all Europeans.

The cook was a Goan, and thinking that being a South Indian I must have a Sambhar as a compulsory dish, he served it for lunch.

My South Korean Chief Engineer tasted it and he liked it. So I told him " This will put more lead into your pencil, as it contains Uluva or Methi seeds . No Indian curry is complete without it " .

Pretty soon, Sambhar had to be made daily-- and all would gorge on it, making the cook go into a tizzy--for he was using instant ready made sambar powder.

In Malayalam we call it Uluva. Methi seeds or Fenugreek is an essential ingredient in sambhar.

Fenugreek is the universal healer as per Ayurveda , first introduced to this planet by Charaka in 4200 BC. This quantum spice treats and prevents almost every ailment.

There is a saying--if a food is bitter and bad tasting it is good for health. While is a food is very tasty it is bad for health. Methi seeds is very bitter in its original form.

It was introduced to Egypt by the Kerala Maharishis to PREVENT the PMS syndrome of the women folk. . The Arabs took it to their deserts for the lactating mothers and to ease child birth. The Christian invaders took it all around the world.

For the past one week I have been consuming Uluva kheer. My wife makes a kheer with coconut milk and jaggery. The Uluva seeds are soaked overnight. The sweet kheer has a slight bitter taste to it, which make it absolutely delightful. My reason was to kill my weight increase.

Why did I say it is a woman's best friend? Have you ever seen an Indian woman who consumes Fenugreek in her diet, having "fried eggs for tits" ?

I hope my wife does NOT see this T shirt--for she will surely kick mE ass.

In India our women fold do NOT need UGLY YECH silicon implants and padded bras. Fenugreek does the job. This is why we do NOT allow the young girls to consume too much of this- lest they have gargantuan elephant boobs.

If I list down the benefits of Ayurveda , all of you will go into a greater tizzy that my European officers--who consumed it for lead in the pencil.

Here they are -- all this was written down 6000 years ago, in Malayalam and Sanskrit texts by seer Maharishis with 12 strand DNA.

Today in Kerala, Methi seeds come from Rajasthan--can you believe that?

1) To minimise the agony of PMS, for women who had NOT consumed it to prevent it. It balances her hormones on auto-pilot. Relieves menstrual cramps and regulates menopausal symptoms.

2) After delivering both my children my wife consumed it, to fast forward healing of her insides and to eliminate toxins via lymph nodes. The volume of milk for the newborn increases more than three fold within 48 hours, difficult to believe, right?

3)To reduce bad cholesterol.

4)For lowering blood sugar level and treating type 1 and 2 diabetes. It improves Glucose metabolism

5)For treating heartburn and acid reflux after a binge of overeating rich foods.

6)To induce natural child birth and to ease child birth and to avoid Cesarean. Indian women have natural childbirth.

7)To prevent painful arthritis. The leaves of Fenugreek as a soup is equally effective.

8)To improve digestion and metabolism for weight watchers like your truly. It has lot of soluble fibre. Reduces fatty tissues. I plan to wear all mE old jeans.

9)To relieve flatulence.

10)To prevent falling hair and baldness. People use it as a poultice on the head. Women grow beautiful hair. My wife has lustrous hair coming almost to her knees when I married her. Kerala Ayurvedic hair oils have uluva oil in it. Women use it as a hair conditioner , mixed with curd.

11)Prevents liver damage.

12)Anti-microbial ,anti-parasitic and anti-inflammatory.

13)To prevent ulcer as it contains lot of slippery mucilage, which coats the stomach and intestine. reduces risk of colon cancer.

14) Strong anti-oxidant which can prevent cancer and fortify the immune system.

15) Purifies blood.

16)Prevents heart attack as it thins blood and prevents abnormal clotting.

17)Prevents respiratory problems like bronchitis, sore throats, pneumonia, common colds ( that is why in Kerala people take it in monsoons ) , asthma, sinusitis, rhinitis, laryngitis, tuberculosis etc. Expectorant for lungs. Such is the super anti-oxidant action.

18)Natural treatment for kidney , prevent kidney stones and gall bladder problems.

19)Pimples, wrinkles, dryness of face

20) Can induce sweat and get rid of BO and even MO.

21) Relieve diarrhoea.

22)Anti Alzheimer disease due to Choline, and hence anti aging too. I suggest you punch into Google search CHOLINE, to get a drift of what I mean. I would say that "QUANTUM" Choline is the ONLY cure for Alzheimer's. Ever wondered why Indians rarely have Alzheimer's? You don't get quantum Choline in potatoes or eggs. The ancient Maharishis has sharp brains till the age of 160.

23)Home remedy for ordinary fever.

24)Edema and swollen feet. Cant get your shoes on, right?

25)Poultice for abscesses , cysts and boils and gout. For hernia and testicular pains.

26) Natural diuretic.

In my opinion a natural remedy for migraine. Don't blame me if this does NOT work-- Uluva is so strong that it can induce a migraine.

I do hope the people of India will NOT allow Zionist multi-nationals like MONSANTO to genetically modify Methi seeds and make this QUANTUM MEDICINE extinct.

The modern doctors will support Monsanto. After all they need their condominiums, yachts and Bugattis , right?

No modern doctor will be happy that I have posted such an article on the Internet.

Well what do they know?

I am repeating AGAIN what I wrote in my earlier post on gooseberry.

Bottomline: Recently I saw a UK university filter-spamming dozens of website posts which had written about the " CHILLING EFFECTS " of Indian Gooseberry-- using the Google complaint box, for Patent infringement.

To these self righteous ignoramuses I have to say this " Before your country came out from under the quarternary ice age -- in India , we knew the anti-pyretic properties of Amla. In Kerala they used to apply Nellikka podi along wih hair oil to prevent sunstroke. Charaka Samhita has it in writing in Sanskrit-- as does ancient 6000 year old Ayurvedic texts in Malayalam from the days of Parashurama.

Here is a vedic chant ( Adi Shankaracharya 2000 BC )- grace and peace!!