Sunday, January 16, 2011

SNOW SHOVELLING AND BACKACHE -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL


My Canadian Chief engineer joined the ship , and i could see that he had a severe back problem.

I had two choices-- send him back to Canada OR turn a Nelson's eye and allow him to operate from his bed for a couple of weeks.

I chose the latter option as he was a good man.


The Engine staff was good enough to carry on with telephonic guidance--so i gave orders to the steward to feed him in bed. --and also to replace his soft matress with a hard one .

( now, i cant do this as per regulations, and can lose my own job and be disgraced , if my company knows about this . Captain is not expected to run his chemical tanker on sentiments, as lives could be lost . But then this is the meaning of compassion )

Later I went to visit him and he was praying while lying down with rosary in one hand and the picture of Jesus in the other--looking very distraught.

I asked him " Tell me exactly how you hurt your back, this bad!"

He said " Half the men in cold countries have the same problem, caused due to shovelling heavy snow"


Then he showed me a picture of himself shovelling snow at his porch.

To be frank i found the shovel of STUPID ergometric design. Naturally he had hurt his lower back.


As you grow older your back muscles get stiff in cold and and can cause both muscular and disc injuries.


So i gave him a few shovelling tips, where the principle of PREVENTION was paramount --

1) Change your stupid shovel and use a ergonomic hoe type spade .


2) Never ever bend your back, stand upright. If you have to lower yourself use the thigh muscles.


3) Don't do repetitive action,  continuously.


4) Wear a back support while doing the job


After the next winter , I got a call from him. Thanks! Your advise worked!!

So read this with an open mind. It may work for you too.

The hoe type spade must be in two sizes--one large and one small.

The smaller hoe must have a longer handle.


In India nobody ever uses a spade, which hurts the lower back.

Chop, lever up , shorten the handle , throw-- all the time standing upright.  Do not scoop up too much wet snow.

Ice-denizens , pl pass this around --


CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT IN LIFE.

On our ships , our rat guards have been falling off for the past 500 years , and will continue to do so for the next 500 years. On all the thousands of ships all over the world!

My son at Cornell, when he was 8 years old , sailed with me.

One day he asked me " Daddy, why are sailors so stupid.  All ships keep replacing their rat guards on the mooring ropes, which fall off every half an hour. Why don't you sailors put the hole off-centre, so that the centre of gravity of the metal sheet shifts downwards and gravity will keep the rat guard in place" ?

This coloured picture is just to imagine-- how to shift the centre of gravity, downwards !-- it is moronic to hang weights!!


This is the usual stupid rat guard with a hole in the exact centre-- one tiny gust of wind and it falls off.


 Yes- at sea we too suffer from a severe lack of brains!--like the snow shovellers!!

If you cant get the hardware, just improvise-- see video below-- so that you keep your spine straight at all times--  DO NOT BEND!


CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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9 comments:

  1. kapthaan Saab,

    "Never ever bend your back, stand upright. If you have to lower yourself use the thigh muscles."
    I'm sorry sirji but I did not get this.The ergonomic hoe type spade is normally what construction workers in our country uses even I have it at my home. I can say that it hurts back to a very great extent.

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  2. Dear Captain,

    How to avoid slouching?

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    1. hi nb,

      Tall Indian women slouch ( a sign of insecurity ) —they also wear flat chappals.

      Make a conscious effort to keep your back straight.

      Look up when you walk. It takes a little getting used to, but you must learn to trust your feet and your peripheral vision. If you find yourself looking at the sidewalk as you move along, lift your perspective to the horizon.

      Practice standing up straight whenever you think about it. Soon you will be in the habit of doing it all the time. When you sit, pull the chair in closer to the desk or table and put your whole back up to your shoulders against the chairback.

      Fill a schoolbag with heavy books and take a 30 minute walk in the evening

      Paint the ceiling of your room with a paintbrush and water daily.

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  3. STOP PRESS:

    TIP FOR MY WESTERN READERS -

    IF YOU HAVE BACK PAIN THIS WINTER DUE TO EXCESSIVE SNOW SHOVELING ( GLOBAL WARMING TEE HEEEE ) CREATE YOU OWN GROUNDED CHAIR.

    BUY A UNPAINTED CONDUCTIVE METAL CHAIR FROM THE MARKET AND GROUND IT IN YOUR HOME -- SIT ON IT 10 MINUTES A DAY ,PREFERABLY BEFORE SLEEP.

    THIS WILL IMPROVE YOUR REM SLEEP.

    WHEN YOU GET GOOD REM SLEEP--

    YOU GET ALL THE ANSWERS IN AN OFFICE MEETING- YOU CHILDREN CAN GET GOOD MARKS IN EXAMS -

    YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BACK ACHE OR ANY OTHER ACHE.

    http://www.nachi.org/grounding-electrodes.htm


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/snow-shovelling-and-backache-capt-ajit.html


    THE EVIL PHARMA DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/02/the-dreamer-and-rem-sleep-witness-and.html

    WHEN YOU INSTALL A LAWN IN YOUR HOME, ALSO INSTALL A METAL SOFA - WITH COPPER PLATES DEEP GROUNDED , IN ALL 4 LEGS.

    A PARK IS NOT A PARK IF IT DOES NOT HAVE SUCH METAL CHAIRS-- FOR NOWDAYS GRASS IS SPRAYED WITH PESTICIDES AND IS GROWN ON ARTIFICIAL FERTILISERS.

    SELECT A MODEL FROM THE LINK BELOW-- WHERE YOU LOWER SPINE IS IN CONTACT WITH GROUNDED METAL.

    http://ghantapic.blogspot.in/2015/01/metal-park-benches.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  4. gain mark
    February 17, 2015 at 5:02 PM
    You really have shared some of the great cleaning tips here but I am looking for house cleaning services to clean my home properly. Thanks in advance for your help.

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 17, 2015 at 5:14 PM
    hi gm,

    but a STATIC ELECTRICITY duster - to bring down spider webs from ceiling corners, dust from walls, behind TV , top of sofa etc- this will cause fine dust to become bigger balls .

    http://psalterystrings.ning.com/forum/topics/cool-psaltery-cleaning-wand

    buy a super mop - to wet mop the floor.

    when mop gets dirty wash it under flowing tap water , wring and start again.

    http://www.pvamop.com/superpvaindividualmops.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  5. Never ever bend your back, stand upright. If you have to lower yourself use the thigh muscles.

    this applies everywhere everytime right ?

    even yoga forward bending exercises ?

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    1. hi bz,

      this does NOT apply to yoga.

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  6. ALL-

    Yesterday one of my followers asked me to crack the CICADA 3301 puzzle.

    This is touted by the white man ( with shallow brain ) as the last frontier for human intelligence the ultimate EPIPHAMY moment.

    MY LEFT BALL.

    This is puerile cerebral shit puzzle walking backwards on a 2D plane from destination to origin—cloaked as an intelligence maze.

    I can produce a more intelligent puzzle thinking in 3D from between the destination and the origin.

    I have been through western standards of human intelligence . You can get solved MENSA puzzles in science libraries or even on the internet. This is meant for CHOOTS.

    No white man can ever come to 1/ one millionth of an ancient Indian Maharishis FRACTAL intellect.

    Let me go to UNSUNG Srinivasan Ramanujan’s intellect

    Prof Hardy met him as soon as his London airport taxi stopped and he just stepped out. Hardy to break conversation ( like the quintessential weather ) remarked. That number of the taxi’s number plate seems to be a dull number.

    Ramanujan walked to the front of the taxi , saw that the number was 1729 and remarked instantaneously—“In fact it is a very interesting number –it is the product of three prime numbers 7, 13 and 19” and then he proceeded to give various other interpretations like—“It’s the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways.”

    This is now a Wikipedia post which is bullshit.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1729_(number)

    THE WHITE BASTARDS TRIED TO BURY RAMANUJANs INTELLECT AND GAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT RAMANUJANs FIRST INTERPRETATION OF PRIME NUMBERS .

    AND THEN THEY ESTABLISHED THAT RAMANUJAN WAS DYING –HE WAS NOT KILLED.

    Only the highest quality human brain like Nikola Tesla or Ramanujan can ever dabble with PRIME NUMBERS.

    Such geniuses are used in modern cryptography .

    A Prime Number can be divided evenly only by 1, or itself. And it must be a whole number greater than 1. The first few prime numbers are 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, and 29.

    What Ramanujan told Hardy about 1729 has been stolen and patented by other white Jews.

    http://www.zmescience.com/science/math/taxi-number-ramanujan-03213/

    I have written a post on Ramanujan below 7 years ago-

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/fractal-mind-of-srinivasa-ramanujan.html

    Very few people on the planet have ever been to reach the BINDU and look outwards.

    Sri Yantra is 2D as seen by the white man is ridiculous.

    Sri Yantra in 3D ( 9 interlacing golden spirals ) seen from BINDU outwards gives the THEORY OF EVERYTHING in micro and macro scale from Sanskrit language to elements on the periodic table.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/12/108-numerical-equivalent-of-hindu-king.html

    HINDU KING MANTRA OM IN PURE LIVING WATER GIVES THE 3 D SRI YANTRA

    Ever since I wrote water can hold memory and can create conscious computers , hundreds of people have hijacked this idea and have written on it.

    ALL ARE WRONG

    What is a conscious computer? Today NO super computer can laugh at a joke or tell the moral of a story. A conscious computer can.

    My Russian Chief Engineer once attended a conference of intellectuals. After the conference they had a Vodka party . All were in pretty high spirits and people started cracking jokes.

    Then one man said this and kept quiet-- “ THERE WAS THIS HONEST JEW , WHO WORKED IN A COAL MINE “

    All were thinking that he is just recollecting his thoughts before he continued.

    Then one genius laughed loudly and then the entire hall were in splits , at the enormity of this joke .

    Since nobody could surpass this fantastic CONSCIOUS joke, the joke session got over and they departed in good cheer.

    CONTINUED TO 2-

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    1. CONTINUED FROM 1-

      What is a moral of a story ?

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/super-panchatantra-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

      When my elder son applied for a job in the world’s wealthiest IT company after Cornell –he was asked to do a coding test in 45 minutes. He did it in a single line in 23 seconds .

      It took my son a few minutes to draw a diagram and explain his code to the befuddled examiner . The director of the company told my son—thousands of candidates from all around the planet took 45 minutes in the past , and that his short and sweet code in JAVA can never be surpassed .

      YOU DO NOT JUDGE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A MAN EVEN BY SUCH A FANTASTIC CODE.

      YOU JUDGE IT BY ORDINARY EVENTS IN YOUR ORDINARY LIFE

      All sailors know about RAT GUARDS .

      ONCE MY 8 YEAR OLD ELDER SON ASKED ME—“DADDY WHY ARE SAILORS SO STUPID ?”

      The incident is below
      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/snow-shovelling-and-backache-capt-ajit.html

      A western shovel can do the job on soft snow or a sandy beach. What can it achieve in hard snow or a field of clay ?

      FUCK ALL !

      Only CUNTS push when it is required to PULL

      This is why , in the white man’s imagination his STONEHENGE is humanly impossible—aliens must have built it right? First of all the CHOOT does not even know what it is for—he is still speculating

      IF YOU GIVE ME THREE STRONG MEN , I WILL MAKE A BIGGER STONHENGE .

      I HAVE DONE FAR GREATER THINGS AT SEA.

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/mystery-of-stonehenge-solved-capt-ajit.html

      SO SO SO—
      A WEE HINT

      HOW CAN WATER HOLD MEMORY?

      WHY IS WATER SPECIAL ?

      THERE CAN BE NO LIFE WITHOUT WATER .. ANAEROBIC CREATURES CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT OXYGEN.

      “ The hydrogen atoms within each water molecule are strongly drawn toward the oxygen atoms in neighboring molecules. In fact, the hydrogen partners are so fickle that a water molecule changes partners ten billion to a hundred billion times a second. Water appears to be H 1.5 O rather than H2O ( hence the fantastic dissolving action )”

      REST DURING PILLOW TALK - 98% revelations onwards

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/water-valley-and-walking-on-water-capt.html

      THROW SOME BREAD CRUMBS IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF CICADA 3301 -

      I WILL NOT WASTE ENERGY IN CARRYING IT ON THE TIP OF MY PRICK TO PRICKFORK IT OVERBOARD .

      capt ajit vadakayil
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