Monday, December 13, 2010

THUMB RULES FOR STRATEGIES -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL



THUMB RULES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PRODUCING "GUT FEELINGS". GUT FEELINGS CAN OUTWIT THE MOST SOPHISTICATED REASONING .



BE IN THE ZONE--

if a cat tries to catch two squirrels at the same time, it shall catch neither--

brevity is the soul of lingerie--


if you have black hair , and your feet feel cold, it is time to cover your head --

a politician who speaks with very strong emotion-- but has relaxed shoulders-- he has come to take you for a ride--- and then if he says " it aint the money--it is the principle !", you can be cock sure it is the money--

dont expect a human being with very thick diameter hair--to have good brains--



if you want to hush a noisy drunk -- best way is to whisper in his ear--

after you have cavitated your knuckles -- you have to wait for one hour to crack them again--

a hard boiler egg will spin in balance like a top -- a half boiled egg wont--and if it floats in water , it was a rotten egg--

if you have heard the gunshot there is no need to be afraid of that bullet--

if you dont want your cat to jump on your lap-- dont eyeball the guy--



never make a important decision , with your bilges ( bladder ) full--

you hens will lay more eggs if you put off the lights in the coop twice a day--and paint the insides orange--

speed up your car for a goat--but stop for a cow

an old man marries for a nurse

red sky at night sailors delight--red sky in the morning--sailors warning



whisky after beer no fear--beer after whisky is risky

best oil on top, best wine in the middle, best honey at the bottom

if the interviewer talked more than you--you have passed--

in airport toilets the end ones are the cleanest--



to discover your true friends--ask them to help you move to another house--

in heavy traffic, only a moron changes lanes every now and then--



if your turd floats , you are eating too much fat --if it is a sinker, you are not eating enough fibre

a chemical manual takes one month to write and two months to edit--

people who have been frozen with fear and afraid to run away, have got bravery medals--

if everything is under control you are not going fast enough--



if you have never been criticised , you have not been doing much--

making things difficult for workers is sometimes termed management--

the place where you can scratch or fart to your hearts content is home--



the meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights--

if you have them by the short curlies, their hearts and minds will sonn follow--

better to put on chappals than carpet the whole world--



to be popular, you must be mediocre--

a communist is one who has nothing and is eager to share it with you--



when you boss looks grim and calls you by your whole name , you are in big trouble--

a modest man usually has much to be modest about--

pizza always arrives faster than the police--



people will believe anything if you whisper it--

having smoking and non smoking sections is sometimes like having pissing and non-pissing sections in the same pool--



bet on the horse with the highest ass and a swishing up/down tail.



if a woman has silicon implants her nipples will point downwards.



bacteria infections are localised , viral infections are general

mammals with eyes looking ahead are non-vegetarian while the ones with eyes looking to sides are grass eaters

inappropriate seasonal dress on a youngster , means he is taking drugs



to slow down reading speed , use capital letters.

the more somebody jots down in during a lecture, the less he understands the matter

fireworks without blue are cheap.




EVOLVED CAPACITIES ARE THE CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL FOR RULES OF THUMB.




CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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7 comments:

  1. Dear Sir,

    Off topic Q !! Need a Personal advice. Please Please suggest.

    [Just finished off with my course's and will be taking a job again, in a month or two. I don't know why but I am a bit concerned about coming few years.

    So far, I have been investing all my earnings in real estate and bought 3 Residential Plots in Big Brand Developers in tier-II cities nearly 3-4 years back. Never went for Apartments/ flats as I believe the prices of residential Plots might stagnate at existing value but normally don't dip down, however in apartments the prices can fall too. Thus, I have so far maintained liquid cash just enough to meet my daily expenses and pay off the installments, with hardly any reserve for emergency.
    I shall be completing the only remaining loan payment by this year end for one plot, while I have already taken the possession of remaining two plots.

    There has been a very marginal increase in the value of plots so far, not as I had expected and what the market experts had believed. Earlier, I had planned to hold these properties for some more years till I get a price which gives good profits.

    But the Global activities and the likelihood of US$ collapse in near future is worrying me. If this leads to any sort of Global recession, its possible that many IT jobs and other jobs would get affected and there will be a stagnation in Indian real estate market too, and buyers might not be interested in buying properties / the prices may not be good. I have seen pvt firms handing discharge letters to even best of their employees during 2009 recession.

    So to be on safer side, I am thinking of selling off at least two of the units, but not sure exactly when I should take such action. I strongly feel there is going to be a big turmoil in the US economy next year, which MIGHT affect my job too. However I am not exactly able to assess to what extent it will affect the Indian real estate market.

    Secondly, the feeling of economic crash is again a feeling which comes from How I am looking at various events, which again could be wrong. If it turns out to be wrong and I have sold the properties, I would be missing on a possibility of good profits. However, if it really happens and my job is affected in any way, then I would have saved my ass and also will have the chance to make investment again at a time when the markets touch bottom.

    The Indian Media and our citizens feel that ALL IS WELL , in fact will be even more brighter under present govt and I guess If I even discuss such a thing with some one, they might call me a fool.

    I know the final decision has to be mine, still a suggestion or advice from you, will help me a lot.]

    Please advice or at least express your opinion on this.

    Thanks.

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    1. hi mh,

      you have invested well.

      dont worry.

      capt ajit vadakyil
      ..

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  2. Thanks a lot Captainji! your first sentence " GUT FEELINGS CAN OUTWIT THE MOST SOPHISTICATED REASONING ." made my day. today i did everything according to my intuitive guts & it made me happy in every possible way almost throughout the day & boosted my confidence. thans again.

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  3. of aall the ur posts i read, this is the most beautiful sentence "GUT FEELINGS CAN OUTWIT THE MOST SOPHISTICATED REASONING ."
    that made meHAPPY.
    I READ ALMOST 200-300 OF UR POSTS.
    I EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TOWARDS YOU cAPTAINJI FOR MAKING MY DAY.
    KHUP KHUP MANAHAPURVAK DHANYAWAD!

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  4. Captians sir.. Just. Found this gem.. And relished it..

    BTW if u may. Is there any blog post where u have given tips for nailing an interview or any interview for that matter..

    I know ur basics.. The debate tips.. Think the judges r dumb kids etc ;p

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