RASPUTIN AND HIS MIGHTY DONG - CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
Wikepedia has devoted one entire chapter to Rasputin’s mighty dong. ( Subject: Rasputin’s penis )
Now, I am sure they would not do that unless it was an important subject.
When my ship went to St Petersberg , my Chief officer and Third officer ( Russians ) who had passed out from the St. Petersberg Marine academy, told me that Rasputin’s preserved dong was exhibited in the museum in a glass jar.
I was too busy that day , discharging liquid chemicals and could not go ashore. However I saw a photograph of the pickled member.
Rasputin was powerful even in death.
All childless women thought a dekko would make them fertile and bless them with children. The 13 inch monstrous wonder kept upside down floating in a preservative , was gaped at by both men and women.
His daughter Maria had vouched that Rasputin had made love to hundreds of women from the tender age of 13 when he was first seduced by girls in his village. Whenever he deflowed a virgin he would keep a lock of her hair. Several boxes of hairs including love letters from the Czarina Aleksandra were found when his house was pulled down in 1977.
A king sized WART on his huge dong is said to be the reason why women found him irresistible and some used to faint out of sheer pleasure.
Filipinos with tiny dongs implant BOLITAS ( metal balls ) into their foreskins . Usually when I greet a new Filipino junior officer on my ship , one of the questions would be “ How may bolitas? “ . It never fails to produce a giggle along with the requisite information “ Only two sir! ”.
Poor Gregory Efimovich Rasputin. He cured the Czar’s ( Nicholas 2) only 4 year old heir of a incurable disease in 1908. He was a clairvoyant and gave good advise to the Czarina.
He was physically tough. He had Mithridatism and could resist poisons.
As early as 320 BC Indian king Chandra Gupta Maurya had his personal bodyguard regiment of beautiful , young Vishakanyas who were immune to poison. This female variety could kill you if you made love to them. Probably the Vishapurush only got you addicted.
My Russian officers and crew told me many tales. Rasputin had predicted that he would be killed.
The Prince who killed Rasputin ( Felix Yusupov ) on Dec 17th 1916 , was gay . He enticed Rasputin to his house using his gorgeous wife Irena as a bait ( she was not present actually ).
First he tried to poison Rasputin with Potassium Cyanide in the wine and cakes all the while playing Yankee Doodle Dandee on the guitar.
When that did not work he was clubbed till his eye balls popped with metal dumbbells, his thick skull still did not crack.
Finding him still alive they shot him damaging his liver and kidneys . After sometime Felix approached him to check if he was dead and Rasputin suddenly tried to strangle him . He was again clubbed to submission and castrated . Then they tied him up, rolled him up in a carpet and was dropped into the frozen Neva river through a hole in the surface ice.
Three days later his body was found at another hole in the ice, with hand free and facing upwards. The postmortem showed water in the lungs. He died of Hypothermia , not drowning.
After the February revolution his body was cremated. While his body was being burned he appeared to suddenly sit up horrifying all bystanders , many running helter skelter , adding to the legend ( contracted tendons and Rigor Mortis ).
Even now all say that Rasputins power over women was due to his piercing eyes.
Over some Stolchinaya Vodka , my Russian officers assure me – “ It was not the hypnotic eyes , but the KING SIZED WART on his gigantic dong under his cassock “.
I am constrained to say “ AYE”!
Epilogue: Enough of fake history--
Epilogue: Enough of fake history--
Rasputin was murdered in a plot hatched by rogue members of the British Secret Service funded by Rothschild – with a fatal shot fired at close range by Secret Agent Oswald Rayner.
CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL