Friday, November 26, 2010

A TRUE SEA STORY- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL




EXPERIENCES OF A MERCHANT SHIP CAPTAIN --

this is a true story--

when ole capt vadakayil was mistaken for a anaconda snake charmer --

we went to rostock with iron ore loaded by conveyor belt from paradip --

6 hours before arrival , i got all 5 holds opened out --

chief officer came to me and said -- sir, someone is playing mischief-- a black hawser is lying on top of the ore in hold no 3 --

i interjected-- but, all our dang hawsers are yellow!

i went on deck-- threw a steel nut on the coiled mass --

--- a HUGE python slithered --

immediately 60 gaping crew assembled to see this terrific sight-- i drove the duty engineer away , for, in the excitement the engine room was abandoned --

3 young cadets nearly fainted , as just 2 days after paradip they went insideall holds to check for daylight ( battening down and checking packing integrity )- -

we garrotted the python using extreme seamanship -- and got it on maindeck -- we smashed the poor guys head to pulp--

someone suggested-- let us throw the dang thing overboard--

someone else said -- no , violation of marpol regulation annex 5 , section so and so , blah blah--

so it finally transpired,  that it was taken to engine room in a huge sack by 4 huffin' and puffin' sailors -- taking turns--

we decided to incinerate it hush hush , while discharging ore -- to avoid a possible quarantine problem

as soon as we berthed 3 bristling and restless german shepherd dogs came along with communist customs--

--they went crazy -- sniff sniff-- strange new smell --

customs got panicky -- dogs ran down to engine room-- started sniffing , pawing and barking at the huge sack -- placed next to incinerator--

customs cried -- AAAHAA -- at least 60 kilos of 'm drugs! --

wow! we have struck pay dirt --

they opened up the sack in triumph--

the snake stirred despite a missing head -- bizzare!

all screamed and ran helter skelter,  like the whirling dervishes --

 one white faced sweinstieger type customs guy was caught in dead end funnel deck ladder --

dogs broke their leashes and ran pell mell , down gangway on to jetty --

--uncontrollable --

5 red faced german mannschaft customs officers come running in to mE cabin--

 " CAPTAIN , PLEEASE FOR OUR OWN SAFETY -- HOW MANY MORE SNAKES YOU HAVE ON SHIP?"

i said laconically -- " as far as i know, only one-- and it is dead! " --

they were still darting glances fearfully into my bedroom -- till they left-- probably for that turban and  flute, which they get to see on tv

later pretty rostock zoo ladies came runnin' to see the dead reptile -- and cried -- " you should have donated this lovely creature to the zoo!" --

we incinerated the poor guy -- (or was it a gal? ) -- -- after cutting it into pieces, with a circular saw -- 6 consignments into the furnace =

-- despite eating nothing for a month inside the hold --- it was full of beef--

we did the incineration job for 2 days -- the whole engine room smelled of TANDOORI chicken!

well-- this was before the berlin wall came down -

now--

--where is mE beer--




CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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23 comments:

  1. awesome narration Captain.

    I am a fan of your blog and keen to hear more such stories :)

    vishweshwaran

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  2. Woow!! Good One Ajimamen!
    Can i post this on the Merchant Mariner's Group i created....PLS PLS PLS!!!THANX ANYWAYS I POSTED IT ALREADY!!! :P

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  3. hi bz,

    the hindu must stop being SELF LOATHING. after that everything will fall into place.

    3 decades as ship captan- i made sure all were in AWE of India ( not capt ajit vadakayil ).

    i used to attend GORA job interviews just for the heck of it -- just for kicks

    i dared them to fail me, because the interview would be a panel - not a single man .

    I had ZERO inclination of joining them. for i was the blue eyed boy of my company SCI, i worked in .

    Just one WEE example?

    in 1983 i appeared for a MOBIL interview for ship captain .

    why did i choose mobil -- because they had sacked ALL the Indian captains they had chosen till then , for incompetence .

    and i knew they would call me first -- for i had maximum of VLCC experience with COW / IG etc which nobody else had . VLCC is a ship which carries around 300,000 tonnes of crude.

    NOW I WILL REVEAL AN INCIDENT WHICH WOULD HAVE GONE INTO MY BOOK "GAMES CAPTAIN PLAYED ".

    2 days before the interview with a certain englishman capt sindon ( a hard nut ) at mumbai yacht club, i was sleeping in seaman's club when my batchmate woke me up and told me " ajit , capt aga senior wants to talk to you. he is waiting for you ".

    capt aga senior ( a parsee ) was considered by all the grand old man of indian shipping.

    so i walked down to his chambers just 50 metres away .
    Aga told me " son, all the Indian captains whom i have chosen have let me down -- all of them have been sacked , or will be sacked soon for incompetence, could you reverse this trend , or i stand to lose this agency . they will soon stop recruiting Indians "

    i re-assured him " Sir, Capt Sindon will see me in his worst nightmares !"

    i wore a suit for the interview .

    i was the first to be called in, as i predicted .

    there were 5 men in the panel ,which included capt aga with the GORA Capt Sindon , calling the shots.

    no good mornings from me -- so the red colour sprung on sindon's ears .

    a brown indian must grovel, right ?

    he was rude -

    he asked me some trick questions whose answers i gave even before he could finish the questions - now his nose too became red .

    some of his questions - i answered with counter questions ( it requires brains to do that ) and now his whole face was red ..

    then he reminded me brusquely -- that he is supposed to ask the questions in that room.

    he stuck to pure tanker work -- in this area i was the principal of the school where Englishman capt sindon would not even get admission in LKG.

    he asked me about a vent riser fire –

    i told him a revolutionary concept of cutting off the flame with a flame quencher wire mesh ( available in a store ) -- i used to play in the school lab on the bunsen burner .

    he said -- you cant do it.

    i said-- i can, your opinion is your opinion .

    infuriated , capt sindon looked on either side and saw the interview panelists ( all wise experienced Indians all over 65 age ) were smirking with capt aga's gargantuan belly jumping like jelly.

    he now turned technical.

    he literally threw the tank profile of a product tanker -- this was supposed to be the failing question -- see i am gonna screw you-- you brown bastard .

    i saw from the corner of my eye that it was the tank profile of a russian product tanker on whose sister ship i had made 37 voyages as a chief officer -- carrying 4 grades of petrol, kerosene, naphtha ,and high speed diesel for IOC.

    if there was an expert on the planet on that sheet of paper it was ME alone .

    i asked him-- name the grades -- he did.

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    1. CONTINUED FROM 1-

      i filled the sheet from forward part of the ship towards the aft - using only my PEREPHERAL VISION -- all the time eye balling the red faced gora gaand.
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      i must admit - it is IMPOSIBLE to do that-- unless this tank profile was in your subconscious-- and i had not even looked at the sheet.

      i filled up the cargo grades and threw the sheet back at him , exactly the way he threw it at me . -- not an iota more - not an iota less.

      gora gaand was stunned -- he nearly fell of the chair .

      he asked me what my considerations were - - and i told him - about contamination, the port rotation , max pumping rate -BLAH BLAH .
      ALL THOSE WHO ARE CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THIS TAKES , WHEN MORE THAN 4 GRADES ARE INVOLVED ON A CHEMICAL TANKER –CHECK OUT THE POST BELOW -
      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/02/stowage-of-multiple-parcels-on-chemical.html

      thinking i was lucky he gave me another blank tank profile sheet and gave me a different port rotation with different cargo rotation.

      Again, i filled up the blanks using my peripheral vision , all the time eye balling our red faced gora gaand -- this time in reverse from aft of the ship to forward part .

      this is impossible even for an extremely intelligent person - but I had a secret of 37 voyages —why should I tell him that ?

      it takes a great deal of perception even to fill up grade wise .

      by now the indian panelists were openly smirking PRR BRRR TTRRRRR and making merry-they had sort of thrown caution to the winds .

      FU#K YOU CHOOT CAPT SINDON , IS WHAT WENT ON IN THEIR HEARTS .

      by now 45 minutes had passed -it was like a exam--and i had come out with flying colours.

      he asked the indian interview panel captains--would you like to ask Capt Ajit something ?

      they aid NOPE -- you have asked him enough !!

      he stuck his hand forwards and cried " WELCOME TO MOBIL! "

      i ignored his outstretched hand and said -- so far you have asked me all the questions , now it is my turn –

      what are my terms and conditions ?

      gora gaand now nearly got a stroke-- he hissed at the Indians "have you not told him about this already- what the hell is happening , BLAH BLAH "

      i interjected " they told me about your mobil logo boiler suit and your safety shoes --that is not what i look for -- what are my terms for wife carriage , i plan to get married soon ?"

      now he nearly frothed from his mouth , he went back to interview mode .

      he hissed - dont you think wives are a disturbing influence on the ship.

      i drawled -- not indian wives!

      all indians started smirking again--PRR TTEE BRRR TSSS!

      then he asked - if your second mate's wife has an affair with the mate , what action ?

      i lisped- as far as i know my second mate and mate will be indian -- so i will NOT have this problem- that is the answer .

      he started off- i cut him out—
      my doorway is small and it cannot let in an elephant, why take questions of an elephant in my room .

      then he says --when do you plan to join?

      i said - after 2 months , after marrying and a nice honeymoon.

      he angrily says --in this form you filled and signed --there is no indication of a 2 month delay.

      i said-- that sentiment was at that time --check out the date i filled it up.

      Since that date , i have changed mE mind - I am a flexible guy

      then he says - your previous employers have been very kind to you-- they have given you a huge super tanker as your first command - why kick them in the teeth ?

      i said- that is a secret which i dont want to tell you !

      sindon paaji tells me -- you have accumulated long leave -- i suggest you dont resign from SCI, do a contract with us and then resign .

      A VEILED THREAT - TEEEE HEEEEEEEE !

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  4. STOP PRESS:

    HEARING KIRAN BEDI ON TV, BOASTING ABOUT HERSELF IS INSUFFERABLE.

    YAP YAP YAP YAP--

    I AM THIS , I AM THAT, THIS IS MY VISION- BLAH BLAH-

    SHE HAS PICKED UP SOME MANAGEMENT MANTRAS FROM CHEAP MANAGEMENT BOOKS YOU SEE ON THE FOOTPATH-- BLAH BLAH

    I CANT IMAGINE A PRINCE CHARLES OR A INDIRA GANDHI OR A MODI OR A JAITLEY OR WHOEVER TALKING THIS RIDICULOUS WAY.

    JUST NOW SHE WAS BOASTING ABOUT 40 YEARS OF HER ADMINISTRATIVE EXPERIENCE-

    MADAME BEDI-- JUST SHUT UP-

    YOU DID 40 YEARS OF POLICING -- TEE HEEEEEEE !!

    ON A SHIP ONCE WE LEAVE THE LAND , ANY PROBLEM COMES UP, AS A SHIP CAPTAIN I HAVE TEAM UNDER ME - THEY ARE TRAINED TO HANDLE IT-

    BUT WHEN THEY FAIL-- THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE--

    I CANNOT SAY-- THIS IS NOT MY JOB--

    I HAVE NEVER EVER FAILED TO RESPOND TO ANY SUCH SITUATION--

    JACK OF ALL TRADES-- PEOPLE WHO SAILED WITH ME WILL CLAIM-- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL WAS A MASTER OF ALL TRADES.

    LEAVE ALONE NUCLEAR SCIENCE AND MISSILES -- I DID EVERYTHING AS PART OF MY JOB--

    I REMEMBER ONE I MADE A GANTRY CRANE JOYSTICK HYDRAULIC BLOCK BY MELTING A FEW METALS AND DRILLING HOLES -- HANDS BELONG TO MY OFFICERS AND CREW ---BRAIN IS MINE --

    I SPIT ON THIS EXTREMELY VAIN AND LOUD WOMAN ( SOUNDS LIKE DRAGGING IRON ON CONCRETE ) , WHO PASSES OFF HER POLICING EXPERIENCE AS ADMINISTRATIVE EXPERIENCE.


    changing coats constantly, as the situation on board deemed


    judge, doctor, policeman, accountant, pest control, cook


    journalist , plumber, head shrink, soldier ( without license to kill )


    businessman --you name it--he does it as part of his job


    round the clock, not 9 to 5 -- day after day, without holiday


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html


    IF AS A CAPTAIN I WAS INDEED WEARING THE POLICEMANs CAP --

    --SUDDENLY I WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO MECHANICAL ENGINEERS CAP, AS MY SHIPS BOILERS WENT PHUT AND MY ENGINEERS FAILED TO START IT---

    IN ANOTHER ONE HOUR IF MY BOILERS DO NOT COME BACK ON LINE , MY HIGH MELTING CARGO INSIDE THE SHIPS TANKS WILL FREEZE AND SHIP WILL TILT OVER AND SINK.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/marine-engineering-self-examiner.html

    CHECK OUT THE COMMENT IN THE POST BELOW- IT TAKES GUTS TO MAKE A COMMENT OF THIS MAGNITUDE.

    http://defenseblog-njs.blogspot.in/2012/09/ins-vikramaditya-trial-malfunctions-to.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  5. Vijayaraj VP
    January 28, 2015 at 7:13 PM
    Dear Captain,
    Can you please explain on order/sequence of doing Yoga.....
    read somewhere some asanas make body heat and some other cool the body.....please explain
    my order is jogging - suryanamaskar - shirsasana - pranayama - sun gazing - meditation... is it correct?
    Thanks for your EARTHING tips.... its very effective....

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    January 28, 2015 at 7:25 PM
    hi vvp,

    suryanamaskar has to be done as soon as the sun rises-- .

    remaining as per your convenience.

    do NOT do pranayama , shirsanana , meditation, with full stomach.

    regarding earthing-

    i saw a white man ( in a european country) measuring aviation turbine fuel in my tanks wearing rubber boots, rubber gloves and a metal tape.

    i told by russian chief officer to warn him -- it is NOT permitted as static sparks can cause an explosion .

    he did NOT.

    so i went down on deck and KICKED HIS ASS with my pointy shoes. i had it recorded on video.

    i told that man -- a surveyor of a measuring house - you will be given a copy on a CD -- take that and complain against me for assault.

    MY LAST PROBLEM WITH SUCH A THING WAS WITH ADANI ( NARENDRA MODIs DARLING ).

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/07/my-experience-at-mundra-port-adani-sez.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  6. Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    April 20, 2015 at 10:05 AM
    hi s,

    time to have a OBJECTIVE and DISPASSIONATE look at osho.

    this man was indeed intelligent. he does NOT need valium / nitrous oxide which instead of helping will degrade his consciousness.

    cannabis can increase your consciousness.

    PEA BRAINED HILLY BILLY YANK AND JOHN BULL CANNOT GUAGE OSHO.

    Osho revelled in making a CHOOT of of his white skinned devotees.

    he would tell them black is white in the morning and in the evening he would tell them white is black.

    the MANDH BUDDHI white skinned man is at the lowest gross plane of wisdom.

    the men of wisdom knows what must EVAPORATE must CONDENSE .

    this is the dance of shiva/ vishnu/ brahma

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/05/dvaita-vedanta-of-sanatana-dharma-or.html

    the white man followed osho because he has RAW animal magnetism.

    i give leadership lesson to my chief offiicers preparing them for ship's command.

    when any officer leaves my ship for marriage i also tell him HOW TO FUCK HIS WIFE - so that she does NOT become a chutney mary -- making her pickle john husband make bed tea for her and wash her bloodied undies.

    HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN IS BELOW-

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/09/muringakai-quantum-medicine-and.html

    when a woman is fucked well she does NOT care to write about her PHOREN jaunts in her blogs to impress her BLOG DOSTS .

    HEY BLOG DOSTS - I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING TO ZURICH, PARIS - NOW I AM BACK TO COMPLETE MY PORN BOOK STARTING WITH S !

    getting back-

    one chief officers disagreed with my ANIMAL MAGNETISM leader virtue thing.

    so i told him to tell me one DRY BORING topic over which i would speak to my full officers/ crew next day for 4 hours continuously--while STANDING ON FEET erect -in a line .

    if one crew member even moved - i would give him an agreed amount of beer/cigarettes .

    he chose RISK ASSESSMENT which is more boring than boring-totally technical.

    what i spoke is now a blog post ( condensed form ).

    first the speaker has to exude magnetism ( like OSHO ) -secondly if he can , he must hold the interest.

    speakers like K Krishnamurty could NOT hold his audience's interest for more than 5 minutes -- as HILLY BILLY YANKS were NOT perceptive enough to understand the brillaince of his words. but OSHO spoke in small sentences like automatic rifle bursts.

    THIS PLANET KNEW ONLY "STATIC" RISK ASSESSMENT .

    IT WAS A MAN NAMED VADAKAYIL WHO INTRODUCED "DYNAMIC " RISK ASSESSMENT.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/04/dynamic-risk-assessment-on-chemical.html

    I STRETCHED THE POST ABOVE IN A LECTURE OF FOUR HOURS - NOT ONE SAILOR MOVED OR LEANED BACK ON THE WALL 12 INCHES BEHIND HIM.

    I HAVE DONE THIS FOUR HOURS SPEECH THING AT LEAST 8 TIMES - TO PROVE TO MY CHIEF OFFICER -- ON DIFFERENT SHIPS- WITH DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES.

    DYNAMIC risk assessment was always done in my mann mandir - before ant critical task. People would ask me why I am doing something totally opposite . If he could understand the flammability composition diagram I MAY tell him--otherwise it was NOT worth it.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/07/flammability-composition-diagram.html

    above few sentences ARE THE MOST VALUABLE AMONG MY 51587 COMMENTS TILL TODAY-- so understand this -nobody on this planet can explain better ( this is NOT a boast so read the line again ) .

    ug krishnamurthy ( a wannabe J ) was an ordinary man. J krishna murthy was on a higher plane.

    Jiddu left a legacy, but nothing of this sort for UG, who lacked the self conviction and self confidence.
    .
    UG was volatile and that too on a shaky foundation, and hyper-fragile Parveen Babi who accepted his a her guru, was catalyzed to self destruction. UG died bitter and alone- he could NOT rein in his inner devils.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  7. SHREYA (Aditi)
    May 2, 2015 at 9:16 AM
    If I had not come across your blogs before going to states I am sure this place would've turned me into a some chutney mary type with fake accent n esp into an atheist (since it is sooo cool and smart to be one here)...I recently met all my friends in states who came a yr or two before me to study and most of them have become CM and PJ's who do not have much pride in their culture and India. I believe I came across your blogs as God did not want me to go down that way...

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    May 2, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    hi s,

    when i was in school i would get MAHA impressed with the white man.

    names like mary, john, jack etc made me say WOW !

    today after seeing the whole planet for 4 decades--

    i smirk--

    i have pitted myself against all of them.

    today, i know what they are worth.

    digression:

    on a huge tanker owned by yanks, we had this problem of the anchor slipping on the windlass gypsy and running away free into the sea .

    NO amount of technical explanation could make my NOT SO BRIGHT white skinned yank bosses understand .

    totally at a loss - if named three links of the chain DICK , MARY AND PRICK and gave a new explanation brimming with PERVERTED sexual innuendo.

    they understood this very well-- how mary pressed her front against dick-- and how prick suddenly slipped out of mary making her run - BLAH BLAH.

    my fans in the US office told me that everybody read the message and had a huge laugh.

    especially when they compared it with my previous message in dour technical language using links A B and C for identity.

    but PRICK shoving into MARYs backside -- all understood .

    i was NOT targeted , as my LUCID explanation bore HAJAAAR fruit.

    TEE HEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  8. Am I allowed to use the picture of that dog for my band?

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  9. SOME OF MY READERS MAY BE LEADERS -

    I ASK THEM TO READ THE POST BELOW

    YOU WILL NOT GET THIS IN BOOKS

    THIS IS THE ESSENSE OF 30 YEARS OF SHIP COMMAND - LEADING MULTINATIONAL CREW IN A MOST MERCILESS AND DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT--WHERE THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE.

    SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE THE BENAMI MEDIA HOUSES DISHING OUT MANAGEMENT AND LEADERSHIP AWARDS I SMIRK.

    WHAT DO THESE DRIPPING CHOOTS KNOW ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.

    I LED MY MEN 24 HOURS A DAY , 24X7 .

    WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE CUNTS KNOW ABOUT MANAGEMENT , LEAVE ALONE LEADERSHIP?

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/11/the-captain-does-it-his-way-crushing.html


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  10. SOME OF MY READERS MAY BE LEADERS -

    I ASK THEM TO READ THE POST BELOW

    YOU WILL NOT GET THIS IN BOOKS

    THIS IS THE ESSENSE OF 30 YEARS OF SHIP COMMAND - LEADING MULTINATIONAL CREW IN A MOST MERCILESS AND DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT--WHERE THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE.

    SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE THE BENAMI MEDIA HOUSES DISHING OUT MANAGEMENT AND LEADERSHIP AWARDS I SMIRK.

    WHAT DO THESE DRIPPING CHOOTS KNOW ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.

    I LED MY MEN 24 HOURS A DAY , 24X7 .

    WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE CUNTS KNOW ABOUT MANAGEMENT , LEAVE ALONE LEADERSHIP?

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/11/the-captain-does-it-his-way-crushing.html


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html

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  11. After I left a shipping company, all my shore bosses got drunk in a party –
    BACHCH GAYA SAALA PARTY.

    All of them took turns to run down Capt Ajit Vadakayil .

    Later on when my biggest detractor got totally drunk, he says ( told to me by one fan junior level boss )-

    ONE THING WE GOT TO ADMIT, THOUGH — IF VEERAPPAN AND GANG SUDDDENLY ATTACKED US , WE ALL WOULD BE HIDING UNDER OUR DESKS – ONLY VADAKAYIL WOULD FIGHT BACK , AND FUCK VEERAPPAN.

    Indeed –what the sober man has in his heart , the drunken man has on his lips !

    TEE HEEEEEEE !

    Capt ajit vadakayil
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  12. STOP PRESS:

    We are sick and tired of hearing Milkha Singh—how he looked back and became 4th in the 400 metres final at the 1960 Rome Olympics.

    I can understand if he lost the gold medal—here is someone giving endless bullshit about losing the bronze medal because he looked back ( sic).

    The race timing was HANDTIMED and not accurate.

    This was the reason why all four broke the existing Olympic record. This is a accepted fact today.

    As soon as Milkha Singh knew the timing was erroneous and in hi favour, he gave the bait—that anybody who beats his record in India will be given one lakh rupees.

    Milka Singh’s suspect record has been broken by KM Binu— (brother of KM Beenamol the gold medal winner in women's 800m and the 4x400m women's relay in the 2002 Asian Games held at Busan ).

    KM Binu told the media later that he never got one lakh from Milkha Singh.

    MILKHA SINGH-- WHEN YOU LOSE YOU LOSE—PERIOD .

    PT Usha also came 4th in Olympics 400 metres hurdles , she never spun any tall yarns.

    After 32 years PT Usha’s 400 metres hurdles record still stands as an Indian record.

    The standard of athletics in Kerala is better than the rest of India—as is seen from the Inter state athletics record.

    Last year Kerala finished national INTERSTATE champions- 7th time in a row.
    While in school I was getting ready for the 200 metres race -- INTER SCHOOL ATHELETIC CHAMPIONHIPS KOZHIKODE DISTRICT –with hundreds of schools .

    I was confident of grabbing the silver medal .

    Suddenly the my classmate KP Ashok ( senior category ) who was the “ fastest school boy in kerala” (among thousands of schools ) walked up to me with his starting wooden block and spiked shoes.

    Now, I was a barefoot runner, never used the starting blocks or spiked shoes in my life.

    At the spur of the moment , with girls watching, with a couple of minutes left for the start if the FINALS , I accepted it.

    Needless to say, I was the last to start and I could NOT run, with the spiked shoes too large for my feet.

    Still I got the bronze.

    My elder ( 2nd ) sister got the gold in 100 metres .

    And after the race , I had to listen to “firing” from the seniors in the team , for being so naïve.

    I never thought of MOANING endlessly about this incident .

    In fact I remember this incident after nearly 45 years.

    SO MILKA PAAJI , ENOUGH OF MOANING.

    ACCEPT WITH GRACE THAT YOU CAME FOURTH !

    PEOPLE WHO WATCHED THE ROME OLYMPIC 400 METRES RACE SWEAR, THAT MILKA SINGH NEVER LOOKED BACK—

    ALL A COCK AND BULL STORY !!

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  13. Shivoham
    February 11, 2016 at 7:58 PM
    Hi capt,

    Is this related to fractal mind?
    http://www.livescience.com/169-rare-real-people-feel-taste-hear-color.html

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 11, 2016 at 8:12 PM
    hi s,

    maharishis saw math as fractals.

    i see words.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/11/fractal-mind-of-srinivasa-ramanujan.html

    CHECK OUT HOW I SAW TAMIL SELVAN

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/speed-reading-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

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  14. Abcindiagogo
    October 2, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    Captain,

    All senior management, across professions - be it White collar, blue collar, military, etc. love to use the "I will fire you" threat in order to make their employees tow their line.

    Then how did you manage to persevere in spite of changing so many rules/practices and refusing to tow the line of the bosses ?

    Especially in the initial days of your career when brand Vadakayil was not as well known as it is today ?

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    October 2, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    THE TOP HONCHO WAS ALWAYS MY FAN-- RIGHT FROM THE DAY I BECAME CAPTAIN, TO THE DAY I RETIRED . . HIS HAND WAS ON MY HEAD . .

    THE MIDDLE MANAGEMENT HATED ME LIKE THE PLAGUE ..THEY WOULD CALL ME "RASPUTIN" , "BIRBAL" etc BEHIND MY BACK AND DERIVE FAALTHU SOLACE

    THE BOTTOM MANAGEMENT JUST LOVED ME . . . . THEY GAVE ME FEEDBACK . .AND THE MIDDLE MANAGEMENT NEW IT .

    NONE OF MY BOSSES DARED TO GIVE ME A BAD SERVICE REPORT

    BECAUSE IN EVERY EVALUATION SECTION - I WOULD MAX THE MARKS .

    INSUBORDINATION USUALLY MEANS INSTANT DISMISSAL, ANYWHERE --

    BUT IF I WERE INSUBORDINATE ( ALMOST ALL THE TIME ) --ALL KNEW DEEP WITHIN THEIR HEARTS, THAT CAPTAIN IS INSUBORDINATE FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON..

    I WOULD TAUNT THE MIDDLE MANAGEMENT BY TELLING THEM OFTEN-- THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BEAT ME IS , -- IF THERE IS A CONTEST IN UGLINESS ..

    I WOULD SEND THIS BY FAX TO THE TOP HONCHOs ROOM-- HE WOULD TAKE TWO DOZEN COPIES AND DISTRIBUTE IT PERSONALLY " CAPTAIN SEND THIS TO YOU"

    I OFTEN CHANGED COMPANIES ( LIKE CHANGING RESTAURANTS ) --THE DAY I LEFT THE COMAPNY, MY BOSSES WOULD GET DRUNK IN MASSIVE CELEBRATION

    THEY DARED NOT SCREW ME-- FOR THEY HAVE TO WRITE TECHNICAL CIRCULARS--

    THEY KNEW THAT IF CAPT VADAKAYIL WANTS HE CAN DESTROY THEM OVER EVERY LINE THEY WROTE IN TECHNICAL CIRCULARS ( LIKE SADGURUS GREAT CONTINENTAL DRIFT ) -

    THEIR BALLS WERE IN MY VICE FOR ME TO SQUEEZE AT WILL--OUCH OUCH

    - BILKUL NANGA KAR SAKTA HOON

    KNOWLEDGE IS POWER . . CHARTERERS WERE MY FANS. .MY SHIP ALWAYS DELIVERED .. MY SHIT DID NOT SMELL FOR THEM.

    IT IS GREAT TO BE A SLAVE MORE POWERFUL THAT CAESAR

    sometimes if an engineer boss tried a COLD WAR -- I JUST SIT LOW-- HE KNOWS WHAT IS GONNA COME NEXT--

    when there is a technical breakdown on ship and chief engineer fails to solve it-- my engineer bosses have to lick back their spit from the ground--YAAR AJIT , JUST GO TO ENGINE ROOM AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM--PLEAAJJE .

    the alternative was to get sacked --for there is not much they can do if the ship is stalled in the middle of the ocean

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/old-sea-dog-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    TEE HEEEE

    I ALWAYS TELL MY OFFICERS --I AM A POOR ROLE MODEL -- BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE SLICED BY A SHARP BLADE AND BLED , IF THEY EMULATE ME .

    it is difficult for a tongue --to see, hear , smell etc unless the tongue is called VADAKAYIL

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  15. YESTERDAY DURING NEWSHOUR I WAS WATCHING SOME CREATURES NAY VERMIN , UNITED BY THEIR COMMON HATRED FOR PM MOD, PUTTING THE WATAN LAST AND THEIR FOUL PERSONAL AGENDA FIRST......


    AND ONE GUY NAMED MAYANK GANDHI WAS IMPLORING, PLEASE KEEP NATION FIRST
    I WAS REMINED OF MYSELF AT SEA

    WHEN IT CAME TO DEFENDING THE HONOUR OF BHARATMATA , I KICKED MY JOB SEVERAL TIMES
    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ?

    WE WERE IN SOUTH KOREA UNLOADING CHEMICALS AT ANCHOR INTO BARGES

    I NOTIED THAT THE SECOND MATE , A MANGALOREAN CHRISTIAN HAD NOT FILLED UP THE PORT PROGRESS LOG . .

    I ASKED THE CHIEF MATE— AND HE TOLD ME THAT THE SECOND MATE WAS IN DEEP DEPRESSION.

    SO I CALLED UP THE SECOND MATE TO MY CABIN—HE WAS ASLEEP—I INSISTED

    THIS BOY WAS A VERY HUMBLE GUY , AND HIS HUMILITY WAS WAY OVER FOR AN OFFICER WHO SERVED UNDER MY COMMAND. HE WAS MOST SINCERE CONSCIENTIOUS IN HIS JOB . .

    AS SOON AS HE ENTERED I CLOSED THE DOOR AND ASKED HIM ” SOMETHING IS EATING YOU UP—I WANT TO KNOW WHY”

    He said –“ the Korean Supercargo ( a captain ) came on board after midnight, he came to the CCR and I gave him the owners cabin key and told him where to find his cabin. He handed over his brief case to me and ordered me to carry it to his cabin. So I asked him, if I was a white skinned British or German officer, if h would do the same thing “

    “ On the way to the owner’s cabin, this Korean captain ( come as Cargo Superintendent appointed by US charterers ) kept GIGGLING LOUDLY . After that my mind has just chatters , I cant concentrate –as the insult was too deep , it has scarred my mind. I feel ashamed to be an Indian with brown skin“

    I replied “ This Korean Captain is now sleeping , as he has given wake up call instruction to the CCR . Go to the owners cabin, wake him up and say Captain wants to see you on the bridge in 300 SECONDS “

    My second mate held my wrist , HARD, like how my wife would do when I was about to lose my restraint –Sir let it be –I know what you will do now”

    I replied to this well wisher ’ Follow my orders”

    Within 300 seconds the Korean was on the navigating bridge with an angry indignant look.

    He knew Captain was aware of the brief case incident –as he asked the second mate on the way up, if he told the Captain.

    I ordered him” There are six barges along side my ship. I will allow only two. I order you to give orders within 600 SECONDS . If you don’t do that I will shut cargo operations and call up your bosses in USA to remove you from my ship”

    THE YANK TOP BOSS WAS MY FAN. MY SHIT WOULD NOT SMELL FOR HIM.

    The Korean Captain had pull with the Jap owners and made them call my bosses to tell them that I insulted the Supercargo.

    My bosses wanted an explanation.

    I said “ I take decisions on my ship-PERIOD “

    INDIA IS FULL OF TRAITORS WHO DON’T LOVE THE WATAN. THIS IS WHY BHARATMATA WAS IN CHAINS FOR 800 YEARS.

    JUST MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF A FEW TRAITORS LIKE SLIMY MANI , AND SEE HOW ALL FALL IN LINE.

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  16. WHEN WE TOOK UP RESIDENCE IN MANIPAL -- MY YOUNGER SON WAS THERE FOR THREE YEARS-- ME AND MY WIFE BOUGHT TWO SONY FLAT TVs COSTING A FORTUNE.

    AFTER SIGNING THE CHEQUE I TOLD MY WIFE , I RECKON THAT CHEQUE WILL BOUNCE --HAATH THODA PHISSAL GAYA--

    SIGNATURE CHANGE OVER THE YEARS

    SO TO PREEMPT THIS POTENTIAL CHEQUE BOUNCE , MY WIFE CALLED UP THE BANK MANAGER IN CALICUT AND TOLD HIM TO HONOUR THE CHEQUE OF SO AND SO AMOUNT OF DATE SO AND SO.

    30 YEARS AS SHIP CAPTAIN HAD MADE ME THIS BANKS VALUABLE CUSTOMER.

    BUT HEY --

    THE CHEQUE STILL BOUNCED --AS THE CHEQUE WENT TO SOME BRANCH CHEQUE CLEARING OFFICE -- NOT THE HEAD OFFICE.

    WHEN THE SHOP INFORMED ABOUT THIS BY MOBILE PHONE-- WE QUICKLY DROVE THERE AND MY WIFE SIGNED ANOTHER CHEQUE

    WHY DID MY SIGNATURE CHANGE ?

    AS A CHEMICAL SHIP CAPTAIN I SIGNED ON AN AVERAGE MORE THAN 100 SIGNATURES AFTER LOADING --

    OVER TIME THE BODY CELL INTELLIGENCE TAKES OVER AND THE SIGNATURE IS MADE FASTER --BUT THEN SPEED CORRUPTS THE FINE NUANCES OF QUALITY

    DIGRESSION:--

    my mind goes back to an incident in mumbai

    i started a bank account as a young boy of 17.

    and that account with about a 40 grand was untouched for several years.

    one day i went to move my account.

    i signed on a withdrawal slip -- i knew that my signature wont match so i took my passport along

    the parsi old madame said my signature does not match and she cannot give me money

    so i gave her my passport-- and spAke-- see the picture on the passport and my name

    the baawajee old woman still refused-- she was just being herself- an old cantankerous parsi woman

    so i suggested-- let me put a fresh SPECIMEN SIGNATURE

    she stonewalled that too.

    so i said loudly -- WATCH THIS MADAME --SPRROOINNGGG

    i started removing my shit--with at least 20 people watching

    she demanded--WHY ARE YOU REMOVING YOUR SHIRT

    i said-- NOW IT IS SHIRT-- AFTER THE NEXT STONEWALL IT WILL BE PANTS

    i explained-- WHEN I PUT THAT SPECIMEN SIGNATURE , I HAVE VERY LITTLE HAIR IN MY ARMPIT-- BUT SEE NOW- HAJAAAR HAIR-- -I TUGGED AT MY ARM PIT HAIR-- I HAVE CHANGED

    then i started removing my pants MAYBE YOU WILL WANT TO SEE MY JHAAAAND ( PUBIC HAIR ) TOO --

    all and sundry started laughing --including the guard with the long double barrel gun

    she cried OK BAABA , OK BAAABA - I WILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY

    i got the money-- thanked her and gave her a piece of advise

    i spAke-- YOUR BINDI IS ONE INCH TOO HIGH --LOWER IT

    she obliged instantly -- for she was afraid i may spin a yarn with my asshole next

    TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/10/sindoor-vermilion-hindu-womans-mark-of.html

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  17. Abcindiagogo
    February 23, 2017 at 11:21 AM

    Captain,

    Patton movie is being telecast right now on Star Movies Select HD.

    The actor is very good !

    And, his "balls of steel" and "don't give a damn" attitude reminded me of you !

    If we have leaders like this, loyalty of people will skyrocket !

    Imagine, if an actor can pull this off in such a consistent manner, inspiring loyalty amongst the movie watching audience,

    Then, it is no wonder that you were, are and will be the most popular Captain ever !!!

    Strict in disciple and other matters but still loved by all !!!

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    February 23, 2017 at 11:58 AM

    hi a,

    DEEP INSIDE PEOPLE LOVE A STRONG LEADER WHO ENFORCES DISCIPLINE

    THE TRICK IS NOT TO SHOW PARTIALITY

    YET --I GAVE MY OFFICERS "PRIVELAGE OF THE POST"

    AT THE END OF THE MONTH OFFICERS AND CREW LINE UP OUTSIDE MY CABIN TO SIGN THEIR SALARY SHEETS AND PORTAGE BILL

    NO CREW MEMBER DARES TO COME INTO MY CABIN AHEAD OF EVEN THE JUNIOR MOST OFFICER

    IT IS A RECORD I MAINTAINED-- I ALLOW ONLY 20 SECONDS FOR A CREW MEMBER OR OFFICER TO COME IN TO MY CABIN, SIT DOWN BY MY SIDE, SIGN TWO SHEETS ( CREW HAS TO SIGN OVER TIME SHEETS TOO )--

    TAKE A TOKEN PRESENT LIKE A MACKINTOSH QUALITY STREET CHOCOLATE FROM ME- AND BUZZ OFF WITH HIS SALARY SHEET

    I TIME THIS - THIRD MATE IS IN CHARGE OF PHYSICAL MOVEMENTS -I JUST SIT THERE

    I DONT USE COMPANIES SOFTWARE --I USE MINE

    EVERY COMPANY OBJECTED-- I TOLD THEM FUCK OFF .. BECAUSE MY SOFTWARE WAS SUPERIOR ..

    AT SEA NOBODY LIKE A WEAK CAPTAIN-- A SHIT ASS DRIPPING CUNT ...

    THEY LOVE A STRONGMAN WHO PROVIDES A ROOF -- WHO KICKS ASS --WHO MAKES SURE THEY WILL REACH HOME SAFE WITH THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY ..

    I HAVE NEVER BEEN MEAN -- ALL KNOW THAT

    IF SOME SAILOR SCREWS IT UP AND I DONT PUNISH HIM ON THE SPOT--HE WILL FALL SICK

    THEY LOVE MY PUNISHEMNT AND GO BACK TO THEIR CABINS --WITH A SONG ON THEIR LIPS

    WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS-- YOU HAVE ARRIVED AS A LEADER WITH SPIRIT.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html

    IF YOU ASK SAILORS WHO KNOW ME OR HEARD OF CAPT VADAKAYIL--THEY WILL TELL YOU, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CAPTAIN AT SEA WHO BLED SAILORS ( WHO DESERVED TO BE BLED )

    I WAS A MENTOR AT SEA —NOT A MERE LEADER . .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/mentoring-at-sea-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  18. AIYOOOOOOOOOO

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2017/01/the-art-of-writing-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    SOME BODY ASKED ME TO GIVE EXAMPLES OF –

    AAA ( way with words ) + BBB (stirring emotions ) + CCC ( sheer content ) + DDD ( ethos ) + EEE ( subtle wit ) = ART OF WRITING .

    I HAVE DONE IT SEVERAL TIMES –

    WOKAY

    ONE LAST TIME

    AAA- THOUSANDS OF SPORTS WRITERS HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT USIAN BOLTs RUN AT RIO—HOW ANY CAN MATCH THE BELOW POST ?
    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/08/usain-bolt-grabs-gold-at-rio-100-metres.html

    BBB- WHEN YOU STIR EMOTIONS YOU CAN TRIGGER A REVOLUTION. LOVE IS A SUBJECT BEATEN THREADBARE .. HOW MANY CAN MATCH THIS SIMPLE LAYMAN POEM ..
    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/sailors-do-cry-capt-ajit-vadakayil_20.html

    CCC- SHEER CONTENT IS WHAT YOU GET IN THIS POST ABOUT SHELL COMPANIES – DRY—DOUR. INTEREST IS ONLY IN EXPOSING HIDDEN KINKS
    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2017/02/shell-companies-for-money-laundering.html

    DDD- WHEN MARADONA TALKS ABOUT SOCCER –PEOPLE WILL LISTEN, EVEN IF THEY DON’T LIKE HIM … IF ANY OTHER CAPTAIN N THIS PLANET PAST/ PRESENT / FUTURE WRITES A PIECE LIKE THE ONE BELOW—THEY WILL SKIN HIM ALIVE AND THEN SACK HIM , FOR EXCEEDING HIS BRIEF – FOR 90% CONENT IS OUTSIDE A SHIP CAPTAINs COMPETENCE. THEY SWALLOWED IT ONLY BECAUSE THE AUTHORS NAME IS VADAKAYIL ..
    VADAKAYIL IS SUPER MARADONA AT SEA.
    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/naive-sailor-ship-construction-capt.html

    EEE- A SIMPLE INCIDENT AT SEA— 100% TRUE.. SOAKED IN SUBTLE WIT.. BUFFOONS WHO LAUGH ( LIKE DONKEYs WHO HAVE SEEN FRESH SHIT ) AT KAPIL SHARMAs FAALTHU JOKES WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SUBTLE
    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/true-sea-story-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    WOKAY ?
    OOOOKAY !

    Capt ajit vadakayil
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  19. funtoosh
    March 8, 2017 at 5:26 PM
    Namaste sir .. I have been following your blog since 2012 ..I am grateful to u sir ever since. My kids health condition drew me to your blog . U had all the answers and u have such humility towards any one who reaches out to you .. thank you sir . Any time I need any answer spiritual I get from our writings .. just wanted thank you .. god bless u with health and happiness ..

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    March 8, 2017 at 7:14 PM

    funtoosh--

    I JUST REMINISCED --

    WHICH WAS MY MOST HEARTFELT "THANK YOU "

    I HAD JUST SIGNED OFF MY SHIP

    THE WHOLE OFFICERS/ CREW / OFFICERS WIVES WERE AT THE GANGWAY TO SEE ME OFF

    THE WHOLE PROCESS WAS SILENT--

    NO FAATHU WORDS--NO MAXIMUM MAXIMUS CHANTS --

    ONLY ONE SECOND EYE TO EYE LOCKS –

    WORDS SPOIL THIS PREGNANT GOODBYE.

    THIS WAS IN NEW YORK ANCHORAGE

    THE BOAT SHOVED OFF

    WHEN THE FAST LARGE BOAT WAS ABOUT 50 METRES OFF --I SAW ALL ON SHIP WAVING HANDS-- "COME BACK "

    THIS HAD HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE , AS ONCE I LEFT MY SLEEVELESS JACKET WITH PASSPORT / AIR TICKET AND MONEY ( MORE THAN 20000 USD ) BEHIND

    I TURNED THE BOAT BACK

    AS SOON AS IT REACHED THE GANGWAY I NOTICES THE PUMPMAN STANDING AT THE BOTTOM PLAFORM.

    HE LEAPT INTO THE BOAT ( A CHASM OF 5 FEET )

    THIS BLACK SWEATY TAMILIAN HUGGED ME HARD -- I WAS SOAKED IN HIS SWEAT

    HE TELLS ME IN HINDI " SAAB AAP JAHAAZ PAR HAI TO JAAN HA PARVAAH NAHI " ( SIR--WHEN YOU ARE IN COMMAND , WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF OUR LIVES )

    AND THEN HE LEAPT BACK TO THE SHIP

    much later i reminisced -- i had gone down to the pumproom during cargo discharge and noticed 9 inches of petrol in he bilges . this ship could carry 65,000 tonnes of petrol. i asked him--what is all this. i guess he expected me to screw him for dereliction of duty

    my chief officer was an incompetent CUNT

    i took charge after cargo discharge and did the repairs PERSONALLY.. no captain does this -- nor he has the competence.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/pumping-systems-on-chemical-tankers.html

    IT WAS ABOUT MECHANICAL SEALS FITTED THE WRONG WAY--THIS COULD HAVE CAUSED A FIRE

    THAT SHIP -- MANNED BY WHITE CUNT AMERICANS BEFORE - HAD FEW BOURDEN TUBE DIRECT PRESSURE GUAGES IN THE CCR, INSTEAD OF REMOTE PRESSURE GUAGES RUN BY CONTROL AIR

    EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN' HAYWIRE

    THE IG PRESSURE WOULD SHOW DIFFERENT AT PUMPROOM, CCR, ENGINE ROOM, BRIDGE AND ON DECK

    ALL IT REQUIRED WAS SOME EXPERTISE OF "PNEUMATIC INSTRUMENTATION " WHICH I HAD. JUST A SMALL TURN OF A SMALL SCREW DRIVER…

    NO MARINE ENGINEER ON THIS PLANET ( PAST/ PRESENT / FUTURE ) HAS IT -- FLAPPER/ ORIFICE TECHNOLOGY.

    WHEN THE CRANE COULD NOT LIFT THE SUBMARINE HOSE AND ALL ENGINEERS HAD FAILED FOR 4 HOURS —

    --I HAD CLIMBED UP THE CRANE AND REPAIRED THE CRANE IN 5 MINUTES .. OR MY SHIP WOULD BE CAST OFF -- THE WHOLE CREW WATCHED – CAPTAIN DID IT ALONE ..

    THIS PUMPMAN WITH 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE AT SEA HAD NOTICED ALL THIS .. HE HAD RUN UP FROM THE BOWELS OF THE SHIP TO CRY --GOOD BYE ..

    IT WAS A GENUINE COMPLIMENT, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART . HE DID NOT CARE IF HIS SWEAT HAD RUINED MY AIRPORT DRESS.

    NOT LIKE A PATRONISING COOK TELLING THE CAPTAIN FOR PERSONAL FAAYADA " VERY GOOD NAVIGATION !"

    TRY BEING THE SLAVE WHO IS MORE POWERFUL THAN CAESAR.

    IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU—WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW—

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hriR60Y4w48

    I HAD DONE THINGS FAR FAR BETTER.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/super-typhoon-bart-perfect-storm-capt.html

    TRY BEING A SLAVE MORE POWERFUL THAN CAESAR – IT COMES OUT OF PERFORMANCE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKn-Agk-Yai

    Capt ajit vadakayil
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  20. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/india-snubs-new-un-chief-rejects-kashmir-mediation/articleshow/57584466.cms

    INDIA HAS STOPPED DANCING TO THE TUNE OF JEW ROTHSCHILDs AGENCY UN.

    IF THEY ACT TOO FUNNY WE WILL WITHDRAW OUR UN PEACEKEEPERS.

    AS IT IS ALL THEY DO IS TO KEEP KV ( KEEN VIGILANCE ) WHILEJEWS STEAL

    DIGRESSION:

    I REMEMBER MY FIRST DAY ON MY TRAINING SHIP AT MUMBAI .

    125 JUNIORS HAD JUST JOINED

    WITHIN AN HOUR WE ALL WERE GIVEN A HEAVY HOLYSTONE ( A WHITE BRICK ) AND TOLD TO RUB THE WOODEN DECKS ON OUR HAUNCHES.

    SINCE WE DID NOT GET OUR ISSUE OF BOILER SUITS , WE WERE WEARING CIVIES

    ONE GUY IN THE DORM TOLD ME NOT TO WEAR UNDIES UNDER THE PANTS - HE SAID IT IS TRADITION THAT WE WOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH SALT WATER

    SO HERE WE WERE --125 JUNIORS ON THEIR HAUNCHES SCRUBBING THE DECKS WITH HOLYSTONES( WITH SEA WATER AND SAND ).

    ONCE IN A WHILE A SENIOR ( 125 OF THEM ) WOULD COME UP FROM BEHIND AND KICK US ON OUR ASSES CRYING " HARDER , FASTER , WE WANT TO SEE THICK WOODEN PULP COMING OUT )

    AFTER SOME TIME THE BOTTOM OF MY PANTS GAVE WAY AND MY FAMILY JEWELS ( BALLS ) POPPED OUT

    A SENIOR ( I REMEMBER HIS NAME JAIN D ) COMES AND ASKS ME

    YOUR BALLS ARE KEEPING KV ?

    I KEPT QUIET AS I DID NOT KNOW WHAT KV WAS

    LATER I ASKED MY FRIEND --HAT THE FUCK IS KV.

    HE SAYS --KEEN VIGILANCE

    TEE HEEEEE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dktL8MdZWF8

    WE DID NOT HAVE A STICK -- WE SAT ON OUR HAUNCHES .

    IN THE JUNIOR YEAR ALL OF US HAS CALLOUSES ON OUR PALMS --OUR PALMS WERE LIKE LEATHER

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBoAgzQMj4

    OUR KNEES COULD NOT TOUCH THE DECKS AS IN THE VIDEO ABOVE --AND WE CONSTANTLY GOT KICKED FOR NOT PRODUCING ENOUGH PULP

    capt ajit vadakayil
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