Monday, November 29, 2010

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY, THE BLOODY MARY-- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL



BLOODY MARY-  

Below: Queen Mary 1 of England 


when i was 4 years old at lower kindergarten  , i heard a poem getting recited by my class mate -- whose grasp of English was purely pedestrian.


it sounded something like this--


MARIE MAARIE QUIKKODARRIE
WHO DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW
SHILVA BELLS AND KOKKLE SHELLS
AND PECCHYMAIDS ALL IN A ROW


It took another two years for me to find out , the nursery rhyme ran as follows-




Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

and i asked my teacher ( a kind Scottish nun ) , what does it mean?


So she went on and on, about the sweet princess of the manor, standing daintily in her garden , surrounded by flowers and sweet smelling herbs--about tiny silver bells tinkling magically in the zephyr breeze, and the garden paths lines with snow white cockle shells, and her pretty maids dressed in fine satin and lace gowns, standing beside her, under the azure skies, butterflies dancing around them---.

the truth is a lot murkier--

this song is about the common man of England making fun of their own diabolical queen whom they loathed and despised.

Mary Tudor, or “Bloody Mary” as she came to be known, was the eldest daughter of king Henry VIII and his first wife, Catherine of Aragon; becoming Queen of England in 1553.

She inherited congenital syphilis from her father and was sickly, suffering from frequent migraines and bald.  Henry VIII doted on his daughter and would boast in company, "This girl never cries".


She was a cruel human being.


Her father Henry VIII took on 6 wives--and since divorce was NOT allowed by the Pope and Roman Catholic laws - he made the new Protestant order -- and declared himself head of the Church of England, which still exists.

She inherited the throne from her step brother Edward VI who ruled England for 6 years and died at the age of 15--again having inherited congenital syphilis from his father. 


As soon as she became queen she imprisoned (in the dark tower of London)  her half sister Elizabeth I for a year --the daughter of Anne Boleyn -- who became queen after her death.

Henry VIII is the King who beheaded his 3rd wife Anne Boleyn, on trumped up false charges of incest  , ( she had made the mistake of saying in public that he was NOT great in bed.)


She restored England crown from Protestant faith back into the fold of the Pope and Roman Catholicism ( which on hear death her half sister Elizabeth again reversed--as the people were sick and tired of the Pope and his mean ways ).


Mary's husband Phillip ( Spanish ) was NOT physically attracted to her --and she was always frustrated .


Before she died at the age of 42-- she burned at the stake  and chopped the heads of more than 300 people--earning her the nick name BLOODY MARY.  The popular drink of the Russians( vodka + Tomato juice + salt/ pepper) -- is named after her.






so--

quite contrary alluded to her unsuccessful attempt to reverse ecclesiastical changes effected by her father Henry VIII and her brother Edward VI.

the growing garden alluded to the increasing number of tombstones of Protestant martyrs in the grave yard.

silver bells were thumbscrews to squeeze blood out of the nipples

cockle shells were genital ball crushers

pretty maids in a row, alluded to guillotines nick named at " maiden " lining London




Mary died in 1558 , and the whole of England rejoiced. They had enough of this queen and her faked pregnancies.  

She was hell bent on pulling the wool over the eyes of her subjects , that she possessed a nursery, not a play pen-- and that here husband loved her as a person and had sex with her.


They welcomed Elizabeth I Mary's half sister wholesale --who ruled for a long time till her death in 1603 as a virgin , as she knew she was infertile ( she was bald too with  a small pox scarred face smoothened with cosmetics , though her portraits were of a beautiful lady ).


The world's first drug runner is Queen Elizabeth1, who in 1606 gave orders to British East India company, to start the opium cultivation in Bengal and Bihar in India, to increase the wealth of England.. Her drug cartel agent in India was David Sassoon.

She was also the first African Slave trader who encouraged her pet  slave trader Jack Hawkins . She knighted both Jack Hawkins and the son of David , Albert Sassoon for toeing her line. Sir Albert Sassoon married Aline Caroline Rothschild --the first drug cartel family.


Queen Elizabeth 1 , by her own admission bathed only 4 times in a year " whether I needed it or not!" ( while actually she bathed only twice as she did NOT want to remove the white lead compound filling up the small pox pits on her face).  

But she had more than 2000 of those funny extravagant dresses with hilarious frilled collars.  The whole idea was to distract attention from her repulsive ugliness--one way or the other-- including a jarring red coloured wig.  

She filled up the hideous deep pox pits on her face, using a compound including white lead, which ate away her skin.  She died a virgin ,and hence is called the "Virgin Queen". There was no way even a ugly common man would have been sexually aroused by her.




Elizabeth 1 proved to be more diabolical than her half sister , Bloody Mary. She had Mary Stuart, the Queen of Scots executed. Though she signed her death warrant, Elizabeth 1 ,did NOT want it to be known to the public.

The Queen of Scots Mary Stuart , was a very pretty, sensuous, and tall woman, and it is speculated, that it was sheer female jealously , which made Elizabeth imprison her for 19 years, and then execute her ( not fear of losing her throne to her, as many considered that she was the true heir ) . 


She was publicly disrobed in disgrace, by several men, the executioner took three strokes with his axe to behead her, with lot of time in between the strokes. Then her decapitated head was held  high by the auburn hair, to show the public, with the executioner shouting , as he was told to " God, save the Queen". .

The head fell down , and it turned out to be a wig, with very short grey hair underneath, -- the final cruel blow, even after death..- All engineered by bald and pox scarred faced Elizabeth 1.




And then the most bizarre thing was her tiny dog, kept hidden under her petty coat ( insinuating that this poor dog was always at her crotch )  , was let loose, totally covered in blood- with the desperate creature yelping most pitiably, running helter skelter.


King Henry VIII died in 1547 and spent his last few days in bed, too weak to even to lift move his fingers. His sick room was filled with a nauseating, terrible stench .  Legend has it that sometime during the night the coffin burst open and when the sentries found him, dogs were licking his gangrene laden remains. 


A disgusted Frair Peto had once prophesied that "...dogs will lick his bones as they did Ahab's." and this legend appeared to fulfil this prophecy. 

His penchant for rampant sex-- terminated his bloodline-- and the English crown passed over to the King of Scotland James VI.

BY THE WAY-- NOBODY IN RUSSIA , AT LEAST IN PUBLIC BARS, DRINKS BLOODY MARY ANY MORE-- ALL OF THEM HAVE GRADUATED TO VODKA AND COALA ( COCA-COLA !)


CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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10 comments:

  1. who are the beefeaters @tower of london,the raven s & other crap where the crown jewels are kept?

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    1. hi,

      punch into google search -

      THE GREAT ROMANCE AND CURSE OF THE KOHINOOR-- VADAKAYIL

      till 150 years back, all diamonds on this planet came from india.

      the tower of london has thousands of queen's diamonds-- the most famous being KOHINOOR which was a gift to lord krishna from his father in law jambavan.

      most of these large diamonds have a curse--

      and some hindu astrologer had told the british royalty about keeping the ancestor spirits of these diamonds happy--to avoid the curse.

      in kerala we keep BALI on VAVU day for our ancestors.

      we make the favourite dishes of our immediate ancestors- and then symbolically give a small portion to the ravens.

      though there are lot of crows in kerala-- the moment these offerings are kept outdoors and we clap the hands --ONLY RAVENS COME TO EAT--

      it is indeed amazing-- and we look at them in reverance as if they are the spirits of our ancestors.

      crows have light coloured necks--and ravens are larger with black necks.

      in the tower of london, raw beef is fed to these ravens.

      since ravens are few in london--they keep some ravens , whose wings are clipped so that they cannot fly.

      so the actual BEEF EATERS are the ravens.

      the emglish guards who feed them and who protect the queens jewels are now by default called the beef eaters.

      probably they have been eating a portion of the PRIME beef meant for the VIP ravens-- this is a royal decree -- mind you.

      these guards wear ceremonial clothes are are now a tourist attraction.

      also punch into google search-

      TOTAL INTERNAL REFLECTION- VADAKAYIL

      no need to educate the british--let the foolish john bull guard think that he is the beef eater and feel proud about it.

      king's beef-- TEE HEEEE!

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  2. Dear captain I am new second mate for chemical tanker can you guide me the loading producers in chemical tanker and also product tanker please

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    1. hi jv,

      punch into google search-
      CHEMICAL TANKER LOADING OPERATIONS VADAKAYIL

      and

      STOWAGE OF MULTIPLE PARCELS ON CHEMICAL TANKERS VADAKAYIL

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  3. Dear Captain

    Is it by sheer luck that Englishfwere victorious over a larger Spanish Armada?

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    1. hi rl,

      Only Protestant England, and the small Dutch Republic under William of Orange, stood in King Phillip II of Spain's way of eventual Europe conquest.

      He already ruled most of North America and South America.

      Yet today Hispanics are third class citizens in USA.

      England had a small population of 4 million, and no overseas possessions.

      England's queen at that time was Elizabeth I, daughter of King Henry VIII and Saint Anne Boleyn.

      In 1588, the mighty Spanish Armada, with more than 130 ships, 8,000 sailors and 18,000 soldiers, 1,500 brass guns and 1,000 iron guns, set sail from Lisbon, Portugal.

      The immoral English historian has subverted history. He wrote that Pope, Sixtus V, greatly admired Queen Elizabeth and wished he could marry her and produce world class ruler children.

      Queen Elizabeth was infertile, bald , face scarred by small pox with facial pits filled by some white lead compound , and bathed only 4 times in a year . She died a virgin ,and hence is called the "Virgin Queen".

      There was no way even a ugly common man would have been sexually aroused by her.

      The Spanish Armada was destroyed by poor navigation and vicious hurricanes. More than half of the original Armada was lost and some 15,000 men had perished.

      The TATTU English losses stood at 50 dead and 400 wounded, and none of their ships had been sunk.

      There is a term called LEE SHORE in maritime parlance .

      The Spanish Armada fell to LEE SHORE - and NOT to the might of the English navy.

      There are many great wars in India which were NEVER fought by the white invader — all of them were only on paper .

      Tipu Sultan’s final battle, many battles of the Peshvas ( chitpavan jew ) who subdued Muslim kingdoms , 1757 Battle of Plassey, 1857 first war of Independence etc etc

      BY TELLING THIS I HAVE NOW EXPOSED 2% OF TRUTHS LYING LONG BURIED.

      Just three posts--

      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/07/back-swing-of-john-galt-capt-ajit.html
      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/02/murky-truths-of-sepoys-mutiny-1857.html
      http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/10/tipu-sultan-unmasked-capt-ajit.html

      capt ajit vadakayil
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  4. http://thetudorenthusiast.weebly.com/my-tudor-blog/god-save-the-queen-queen-elizabeth-is-coronation

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN was first sung by John Bulls on 15 January 1559, at Westminster Abbey.

    They might as well have sung GOD SAVE THE KING – for Queen Elizabeth 1 had a small prick and balls.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/12/exhumed-truths-of-spanish-armada-and.html

    England was happy to get rid of queen BLOODY MARY

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/mary-mary-quite-contrary-bloody-mary.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  5. JUST SAW THE MOVIE "ELIZABETH- THE GOLDEN AGE " DIRECTED BY SHEKHAR KAPOOR.

    NOW I KNOW WHY THE LIMEYS WANTED AN INDIAN DIRECTOR

    THE MOVIE IS FULL OF FOUL LIES

    QUEEN ELIZABETH 1 IS SHOWN AS A FEMININE COMPASSIONATE QUEEN

    SHE IS BANG OPPOSITE

    QUEEN ELIZABETH 1 WAS A MAN WITH BALLS

    ROTHSCHILDs HISTORIANS HATERED FOR CATHOLIC SPAIN ( INQUISITION JEWS ) WAS SO MUCH THAT THEY LIED THAT THE BRITISH NAVY DESTROYED THE SPANISH ARMADA. THIS IS A FOUL LIE

    SMALL SHIPS OF THE SPANISH ARMADA WERE SUNK OFF THE WESTERN COAST OF IRELAND IN A STORM , AFTER THE NAVAL BATTLE WHICH NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE THE BRITS WERE SHIT SCARED TO ENGAGE .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/12/exhumed-truths-of-spanish-armada-and.html

    PROTESTANT QUEEN ELIZABETH IS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE AS NOT WANTED TO BEHEAD CATHOLIC QUEEN MARY STUART AS SHE WAS KIND

    IN REALITY QUEEN ELIZABETH ONE WAS A CRUEL BITCH -- SHE ENSURE THAT MARY STUART ( QUEEN OF SCOTS ) HAD A SLOW DEATH ,AND PLACED A PUPPY BETWEEN HER LEGS , TO SHOW THE ONLOOKERS THAT MARY HAD A DOGs TONGUE ALWAYS BETWEEN HER LEGS

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/mary-mary-quite-contrary-bloody-mary.html

    THE MOVIE SHOWS THE PALACE RIVALLING ROMAN/ INDIAN PALACES IN GRANDEUR --BALLS -- ENGLISH PALACES WERE FRUGAL .

    THEY SHOWED ALL PALACE FOLKS DRESSED IN FINERIES-- BALLS-- MOST WERE SACK CLOTH PARTY.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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    1. http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2015/03/protestant-christianity-created-by-jews.html

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  6. JUST NOW I SAW ANOTHER MOVIE "ELIZABETH " DIRECTED BY SHEKHAR KAPUR

    AT THE AND OF THE MOVIE QUEEN ELIZABETH CUTS OFF HER OWN HAIR AND PUTS A WHITE PASTE ON HER FACE .

    WHY DO THE SLIMY LIMEYS REQUIRE AN INDIAN DIRECTOR TO CONVERT QUEEN ELIZABETH 1 FROM MAN TO A WOMAN .

    PROTESTANT QUEEN ELIZABETH 1 HAD BALLS --SHE WAS A MAN

    THE WHITE PASTE ON HER FACE WAS TO CAMOUFLAGE HER SHAVED BEARD STUBBLE

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2015/03/protestant-christianity-created-by-jews.html

    POOR STUPID JOHN BULLS , DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW ENGLAND BECAME PROTESTANT

    IT IS A BIG SECRET THAT BRITISH PEOPLE HAVE ADOPTED THE SPIRITUALITY PROVIDED BY HINDUISM AND THEY ARE MORE IN NUMBER THAN CHRISTIANS ( CATHOLICS + PROTESTANTS )

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/23/no-religion-outnumber-christians-england-wales-study

    THE ABOVE POST IS A LIE-- THE TRUTH IS 63 % BRITISH DONT RECOGNIZE JESUS AS THEIR MESSIAH ANYMORE.

    IN THE YEAR 2016 VERY FEW PEOPLE IN ENGLAND BURY THEMSELVES AFTER DEATH.

    91 % OF BRITISH WRITE IN THEIR WILLS THAT THEY WANT TO BE CREMATED

    THEY DONT WANT THEIR SOULS TO BE TRAPPED FOREVER ON EARTH.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/11/rip-impossible-with-burial-world-is.html

    ALL THIS WALKING ON WATER , IMMACULATE CONCEPTION, FEEDING TWO FISHED TO THOUSANDS CUT NO ICE

    TODAY BRITS KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS AN INDIAN SAGE NAMED APOLLONIUS . THEY KNOW JESUS CHRIST WAS COOKED UP BY THE ROMAN EMPEROR IN 325 AD , AT THE FIRST COUNCIL OF NICEA..

    READ ALL 5 PARTS OF THE POST BELOW--

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/04/apollonius-or-jesus-christ-who-is-real.html

    LIES DO NOT LAST LONG, RIGHT ?

    capt ajit vadakayil
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