Sunday, November 28, 2010

HUMOR MANAGEMENT -- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL









HUMOR MANAGEMENT: by CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL


IN MY VISION FOR THE NEXT CENTURY----NO MANAGER WITH GET A JOB PURELY ON IQ ( INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT ) OR EQ ( EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT ) MERITS. WITHOUT PROVEN HQ ( HUMOR QUOTIENT ) HE WILL NOT GET HIRED.


Nobody will be stupid enough to confuse dour seriousness ---probably related to piles , peptic ulcer or pure misanthropy , with professionalism.


Rather HQ will be taken as an indicator of freedom of human spirit which is required of a leader of men. And a wise man once spake---if you must rule the world--- first keep it amused. ( a small bird told me this, tee heee!!)


What all powerful and magical HQ can be used for ---

To tune the reception antenna of others. Any idiot can get the attention of others very few can hold their interest.


To disarm anger. Humor does not appeal to the sense of logic. It appeals to the sense of enjoyment .


To manage conflict –go for the jocular vein! ( well it is somewhere near the jugular vein ) Use positive empathetic humor instead of counter attacks to defuse resistance


To manage stress and put people at ease. Ever heard of endorphins released by the brain? Well its is something like morphine only difference being it is a natural chemical triggered by the level of catecholamines in the blood.


Nobody enjoys all aspects of a job on a chemical tanker. But looking at the funny side can keep the tough parts palatable.


To have fun on the job—it is no crime at all to put joy back into work. Crew on a happy ship will have a spring in their step. ( no wending weary ways around)

To get results on the job ---and surely it is contagious.


To make it hard for people to stay mad at you--- when you have darted to and fro from iron fisted no nonsense management.


To laugh at yourself before anybody else can when you have goofed up..


To use as a social lubricant ( well don’t think about KY jelly ) it helps build quality relationships.


To improve morale and team cooperation.


To persuade and encourage. For humor is not totalitarian rather it is democratic.


To develop flexible thinking


To promote innovation. By making it legitimate to think in strange and seemingly illogical ways. Remember the mark of a genius is not perfection but originality.


To encourage novel approaches and perspectives.



What it should not be used for—


To deflect valid criticism


To detract from a serious discussion


To be sarcastic –very strong human bonds where you take each other for granted cannot be damaged by sarcasm. Offended listeners seldom appreciate good ideas.


To be funny using ethnic humor .--- Idea is to laugh with people , not at them.


To hide behind humor ( you cant solve problems this way )


To misrepresent--- remember there is zilch justification in this. Once you are dog tagged as an ace bullshitter ,remember you lose trust. Crewing managers beware.


So then let me think about a couple of times I used humor myself just to justify all my words above.


a)At school I was participating in an elocution contest. A girl ( all pretty girls were my sworn enemies as I often did a Salman Khan on them—fingering only, of the abstract type ) heckled and I went blank. I lunged into my pocket for the speech got a quick handle of it and then declared with an offended look. My notes say that at this very point I must pause for 30 seconds for audience applause before I continue. I got terrific applause from jury too , continued with aplomb and got the prize.


b)At Quinghaung dao my ship got caught for pollution ( e room rags ) in 1987. A tug with about 12 people including the agent came to anchorage at 0600 in the morning. A fine of 10 grand USD was made . Just as the party was about to get off , I sort of identified the number one man ( political power ) took him to the alleyway along with the agent and declared “ you cant do this to me”. He asked me “why not?” I pleaded to his sense of logic “ because both of us got a black mole on the same place, and I tapped both our noses” . He burst into laughter and to my great relief tore up the fine voucher then and there. The penavico agent said he has never seen anything like this before. Later both chief officer and chief engineer wanted to know how much bribe I paid.



Humour is a core value of many companies.


Humor comes from the RH side of your brain—which holds the subconscious and your creative side . Keeping yourself at a fun level—helps you to dip easily into the creative side. These are untold secrets of winners , -- on how to play a bad hand well .


Our own Lalu Prasad Yadav knows how to do it. When he is being funny , it is just that he is now dipping into the RH side.


Laughter releases chemicals and returns the body to a state of balance. Make an effort to be humorous throughout the day. Smile often, laugh often, know 3 great jokes. When you say goodbye have a good parting joke. Laughter is extra ordinarily liberating as well as healing.


Shared laughter creates a bond of friendships. When people laugh together, they cease to be young and old , big and small, man and woman . Laughter is the shortest distance between human hearts .


Humor is just another defense against the universe. Laughter increases the number of neuropeptides that facilitate communication between cells and the nervous system. It stimulates electrical impulses in all parts of the brain, which in turn increases positive energy , reduces stress , increases your serotin levels and a sense of well being. Laughter comes from the center of our being, from the core of our heart


Lasting happiness comes from accumulation of unforgettable moments . These moments must be mostly moments of achievement while you had fun, and from great friendships The fastest way to improve relationships is to make the other feel important in every way possible.


Make the first and last minute count in a meeting. Remember names. It is the sweetest sound people know. Get wildly interested in what others have to say to you— they will fall in love with you.


In relationships learn to give happiness and love. If you are not in harmony with your fellow beings , or if you are not satisfied you’re your lot , you cannot be happy. In a unhappy state everything gets blown out of proportion, magnifying our concerns.


Tap into moments of joy again and again and absorb them into your present moment. Happy employees can maintain a balance between hard work, dedication, skill and creativity. The key to success is to ride the line between happiness and contentment and to balance satisfaction with aspiration.


May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. - Irish Blessing





CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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18 comments:

  1. very true....especially onboard with philipino crew, keep them happy n thats the key for getting work done.

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  2. Capt. Ajit VadakayilOctober 18, 2014 at 9:06 AM
    STOP PRESS:

    JAYALALITHAA MUST NOT GO INTO VINDICTIVE MODE AS USUAL - PROPELLED BY HER BODY HORMONES .

    BE GRACEFUL AMMA !

    CONTINUE DOING A GOOD JOB , BY MENTORING THE CURRENT CM PANEERSELVAM .

    i know that almost ALL the supreme court judges peek into my blogs daily . i have a software for that .

    i have a request.

    JUDGES CANNOT BEHAVE LIKE ROBOTS-- THE WAY ROTHSCHILD MADE YOU BEHAVE.

    BE CONSCIOUS HUMAN BEINGS -- THE WAY GOD MADE YOU .

    DESH DROHI ISLAMIC TERRORISTS NOW SMIRK INTO TV CAMERAS AND LISP-- WE TRUST THE INDIAN JUDICIARY .

    WHEN THEY SAY THIS-- THE COMMON MAN LOSES TRUST.

    OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE AND FAKE WITNESSES ARE NOW CHURNED OUT BY DESH DROHI WAHABI FUNDS.

    STOP THIS CHARADE OF ASKING WITNESSES TO IDENTIFY SALMAN KHAN IN COURT.

    WHEN YOU DO THIS, BHARATMATA LOSES !

    I ask you--

    choose some senior retired judges who have NOT sold their souls to R -- to be mentors for our indian judges.

    I can publish the list of R salary roll judges -- but let me NOT do this .

    the judges whom R controlled media calls EMINENT and who comes on prime time TV -- gets automatically disqualified.

    narendra modi must pay these good retired judges a retainer.

    let these good judges be decided by a poll ( secret ballot ) by senior lawyers -- who have bharatmata's interests supreme.

    every year during the court vacations have a nation wide seminar where these MENTOR judges will mould the mindsets of young judges.

    STOP THIS PRACTISE OF APPOINTING USLESS SC/ ST JUDGES -- MERIT MUST RULE.

    INCREASE THE SALARY OF JUDGES -- THREE FOLD.

    THE LIVES OF CHILDREN OF BHARATMATA ARE AT STAKE HERE. an example is karunandhi's pet DALIT judge whom justice katju exposed.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/mentoring-at-sea-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL WAS A MENTOR AT SEA !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  3. Capt. Ajit VadakayilOctober 21, 2014 at 7:38 AM
    STOP PRESS:

    I AM DELIGHTED TO READ AN ACCOUNT BY AN EX-CADET OF MY ALMA MATER -- A PAKISTANI .

    http://sayeedsjournal.wordpress.com/chapter-6-the-three-dufferin-years1939-41/

    our anthem was --

    We’re on the road, we’re on the road to anywhere,

    With never a heartache, with never a care.

    Got no home, got no friends,

    Thankful for everything the good Lord sends.



    We’re on the road, we’re on the road to anywhere,

    And every milestone seems to say,

    That the road to anywhere, the road to anywhere,

    Will lead to somewhere some day.

    WE HAD TENORS AND TONES -- FOR EACH LINE.

    once a minister in a dhoti , came to inspect a march past -- and we sang this anthem.

    HE CRIED-- WHY DO YOU SAY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ?

    I AM YOUR FRIEND -- HE WENT ON AN ON -- LITERALLY FROTHING FROM HIS MOUTH -

    we had our contingent for the 26th jan republic day march past in delhi .

    and we would have a photo session with the PM and President.

    how time flies !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  4. Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    April 20, 2015 at 10:05 AM
    hi s,

    time to have a OBJECTIVE and DISPASSIONATE look at osho.

    this man was indeed intelligent. he does NOT need valium / nitrous oxide which instead of helping will degrade his consciousness.

    cannabis can increase your consciousness.

    PEA BRAINED HILLY BILLY YANK AND JOHN BULL CANNOT GUAGE OSHO.

    Osho revelled in making a CHOOT of of his white skinned devotees.

    he would tell them black is white in the morning and in the evening he would tell them white is black.

    the MANDH BUDDHI white skinned man is at the lowest gross plane of wisdom.

    the men of wisdom knows what must EVAPORATE must CONDENSE .

    this is the dance of shiva/ vishnu/ brahma

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/05/dvaita-vedanta-of-sanatana-dharma-or.html

    the white man followed osho because he has RAW animal magnetism.

    i give leadership lesson to my chief offiicers preparing them for ship's command.

    when any officer leaves my ship for marriage i also tell him HOW TO FUCK HIS WIFE - so that she does NOT become a chutney mary -- making her pickle john husband make bed tea for her and wash her bloodied undies.

    HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN IS BELOW-

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/09/muringakai-quantum-medicine-and.html

    when a woman is fucked well she does NOT care to write about her PHOREN jaunts in her blogs to impress her BLOG DOSTS .

    HEY BLOG DOSTS - I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING TO ZURICH, PARIS - NOW I AM BACK TO COMPLETE MY PORN BOOK STARTING WITH S !

    getting back-

    one chief officers disagreed with my ANIMAL MAGNETISM leader virtue thing.

    so i told him to tell me one DRY BORING topic over which i would speak to my full officers/ crew next day for 4 hours continuously--while STANDING ON FEET erect -in a line .

    if one crew member even moved - i would give him an agreed amount of beer/cigarettes .

    he chose RISK ASSESSMENT which is more boring than boring-totally technical.

    what i spoke is now a blog post ( condensed form ).

    first the speaker has to exude magnetism ( like OSHO ) -secondly if he can , he must hold the interest.

    speakers like K Krishnamurty could NOT hold his audience's interest for more than 5 minutes -- as HILLY BILLY YANKS were NOT perceptive enough to understand the brillaince of his words. but OSHO spoke in small sentences like automatic rifle bursts.

    THIS PLANET KNEW ONLY "STATIC" RISK ASSESSMENT .

    IT WAS A MAN NAMED VADAKAYIL WHO INTRODUCED "DYNAMIC " RISK ASSESSMENT.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/04/dynamic-risk-assessment-on-chemical.html

    I STRETCHED THE POST ABOVE IN A LECTURE OF FOUR HOURS - NOT ONE SAILOR MOVED OR LEANED BACK ON THE WALL 12 INCHES BEHIND HIM.

    I HAVE DONE THIS FOUR HOURS SPEECH THING AT LEAST 8 TIMES - TO PROVE TO MY CHIEF OFFICER -- ON DIFFERENT SHIPS- WITH DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES.

    DYNAMIC risk assessment was always done in my mann mandir - before ant critical task. People would ask me why I am doing something totally opposite . If he could understand the flammability composition diagram I MAY tell him--otherwise it was NOT worth it.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/07/flammability-composition-diagram.html

    above few sentences ARE THE MOST VALUABLE AMONG MY 51587 COMMENTS TILL TODAY-- so understand this -nobody on this planet can explain better ( this is NOT a boast so read the line again ) .

    ug krishnamurthy ( a wannabe J ) was an ordinary man. J krishna murthy was on a higher plane.

    Jiddu left a legacy, but nothing of this sort for UG, who lacked the self conviction and self confidence.
    .
    UG was volatile and that too on a shaky foundation, and hyper-fragile Parveen Babi who accepted his a her guru, was catalyzed to self destruction. UG died bitter and alone- he could NOT rein in his inner devils.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  5. HERE IS AN ADVISE TO MODI -

    A LEADER MUST KNOW HOW TO CONTROL FAKE NEGATIVE PROPAGANDA.

    TAKE THIS FROM A LEADER OF MEN , 30 YEARS AS A SHIP CAPTAIN . .

    MY FIRST 9 YEARS OF COMMAND WAS IN INDIAN SHIPPING COMPANY SCI . . .

    I GREW UP IN THE COMPANY AND I KNEW HOW THE CREW / OFFICERS PUT THE CAPTAIN ON THE BACKFOOT -- BY INSINUATING THAT HE MADE MONEY ON FOOD . . .

    TO BE FRANK, MOST OF THESE ALLEGATIONS WERE TRUE.

    COMPANY GAVE OUT A CIRCULAR TO FORM MESS COMMITTEES ON ALL SHIPS , WITH A MEETING EVERY MONTH AND A REGISTER FOR COMPLAINTS.

    IN EVERY MESS COMMITTEE MEETING CREW/ OFFICERS WOULD THROW SHIT ON THE CAPTAINs FACE -- THE COMPLAINT REGISTER WOULD BE FULL OF FOUL ABUSE , BAD LANGUAGE AND SLIMY INNUENDO.

    TO BE FRANK, WHEN YOU HAVE A CREW OF 60 IT IS DIFFICULT TO KEEP ALL HAPPY. PUNJABIS DO NOT WANT SAMBHAR, TAMILAINS DO NOT WANT PARATHA AND SO ON.

    ONE FINE DAY CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL TOOK OVER COMMAND OF A SHIP , WHERE HE WAS SECOND IN COMMAND AFTER A MONTH OF LEAVE.

    I KNEW THE TROUBLE MAKERS-- THE STAGNANT CATEGORY LIKE ELECTRICAL OFFICER/ PURSER/ CHIEF ENGINEER WHO HAD NO MORE PROMOTIONS.

    I CALLED FOR A MESS COMMITTEE MEETING IN ADVANCE ON MY TIME TABLE.

    AS USUAL THE RABBLE ROUSERS STARTED OFF --WE WANT THIS , WE WANT THAT-- WE THINK SO AND SO.

    I GOT UP FROM MY CHAIR AND TOLD LOUD AND CLEAR-

    I WANT TO HEAR I NOT WE

    I WANT TO HEAR I WANT THIS, I WANT THAT, I THING SO AND SO.

    AFTER I SIT DOWN ON THIS CHAIR AGAIN, IF I HEAR THE WORLD WE AGAIN , IT WILL GO AGAINST HIM. THERE IS NO SAFETY IN NUMBERS-- ALL ARE ON THEIR OWN STARTING FROM NOW-

    AND I BANGED MY PALM ON THE TABLE-- WITH A EAR SPLITTING THUDDDDDDDD.

    YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN EVERYBODYs FACES.

    NOBODY DARED TO UTTER A WORD .

    THEY ALL KNEW I WAS THE COMPANYs BLUE EYED BOY ...

    THEN I TOOK THE OLD COMPLAINT REGISTER -- TORE IT UP AND SUBSTITUTED THE COMPLAINT RESISTER WITH A SUGGESTION REGISTER., ADDRESSED TO CAPTAIN AJIT VADAKAYIL.

    I SAID--

    WHATEVER YOU WRITE HERE , WILL BE ADDRESSED TO ME, THE CAPTAIN --NOT THIN FUCKIN AIR.

    YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU WANT-- I EXPECT YOU TO LOOK AHEAD , NOT BEHIND .

    YOU HAVE TO SIGN EVERY ENTRY .

    NO ANONYMOUS ENTRY WILL BE ACCEPTED. EVERY SENTENCE WILL BE ADDRESSED TO ME ALONE.

    AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE CHIEF STEWARD AND CHIEF COOK -- I WANT GOOD FOOD. GET ORAL POSITIVE FEEDBACK DAILY FROM THE OFFICERS AND CREW. AND I WANT TO HEAR THAT DAILY . . LOOK IN THE REGISTER DAILY. I WILL SEE THE REGISTER ONLY ONCE A MONTH.

    MY SHIP NEVER HAD A PROBLEM.

    AFTER 3 MONTHS THE CHIEF STEWARD ASKED ME-- DO YOU HYPNOTISE OR DO SOME MAGIC ?

    YES-- LEADERS MUST KNOW HOW TO LEAD.

    MR NARENDRA MODI -- LEARN HOW TO BE A LEADER .


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2015/06/ethos-logos-pathos-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html

    PSSST-

    MY LEADERSHIP WAS ON A DIFFERENT TRACK - MY CREW LOVED ME WHEN I GOT ANGRY.

    I COULD MAKE PEOPLE STRIP , IF I WANTED -- THIS IS MAGIC.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/11/humor-management-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    IN FOREIGN COMPANIES CAPTAIN COULD SACK ANYBODY WHOM HE DID NOT LIKE.

    ONLY IN INDIAN COMPANIES IT WAS FREE FOR ALL.

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  6. indianhindutamilian
    December 8, 2015 at 9:16 PM
    Hi Captain,

    Censor Board did an excellent job of Censoring those Scenes from Angry Indian Goddesses film which promoted bad and vulgar language, gender divide, destructive feminist ideologies, new world order and depopulation agendas, anti-hindu / anti-india agendas etc. This film is nothing but CULTURAL TERRORISM against our great Bharatiya Culture of Hindustan.

    The way they depict and project Hindu Gods and Goddesses is Insulting, Obscene and Despicable. These film makers NEVER portray Jesus/Mary or Allah/Muhammad in such a bad way. If they do, they will be labeled Bigoted Intolerant Communal by Benami Media but Abusing Hindu Values/Culture and Ridiculing Hindu Gods is totally Tolerant and very much Secular.

    CULTURAL TERRORISTS (Directors, Writers, Producers, Actors, Actresses) must be Punished for destroying India from within.

    BJP Govt must sack those Ministers with KOSHER DNA sucking up to the Zionists and loved by Benami Mainstream Media and replace them with Desh Bhakt Ministers who respect Indian Values and Culture. Sooner the better.

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    December 8, 2015 at 9:42 PM
    hi iht,

    IN JUST 4 YEARS , I AM THIS PLANETs NO 1 WRITER ( BEFORE THAT I HARDLY WROTE AS I WAS SAILING )

    WITH 30 LAKH PROFILE VIEWS AND 33 CRORES GOOGLE + VIEW COUNT --IT IS NO CONTEST .

    I HAVE TYPED WITH 2 FINGERS --THE LARGEST NUMBER OF WORDS ON THE INTERNET OR IN BOOKS OR AUDIO WORD WRITTEN INTO PROSE ( BY OTHERS -LIKE OSHO )

    I DID NOT KNOW THIS, TILL A WHITE READER TOLD ME , THE BLOG DATA IN SHEER NUMBERS .

    truth when attacked-- gets stronger

    the more people attack sanatana sharma the stronger it becomes .

    my blogsite has become no 1 on this planet--ONLY because of my ability to derive energy from negative forces.

    i was a champion sailor -- my top on my training ship where the cutter and whaler sailing champs in all 4 terms. i was the bowman who had to extract positive energy out of negative winds.

    today the BENAMI main stream media and people like slimy mani, does NOT know-- the more they attack modi, the stronger he becomes.

    sailors at sea were shocked at my method of hanging the sword of damocles over my head--as soon as i took over command.

    on almost all ships my first official message to the company bosses would be a ton of shit by telex missile.

    and they knew this--and they would be hunkering down and pissed off .

    they knew my style.

    I ALLOWED DETRACTORS TO ABUSE ME--PEOPLE GOT CURIOUS -- THEY READ MY POSTS-- USED THEIR OWN CONSCIENCE--THEY ARE MY MOST LOYAL READERS.

    THE MAN WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO CONVERT NEGATIVE ENERGY INTO POSITIVE ENERGY --RULES.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/paradox-truth-in-reverse-capt-ajit.html

    I AM A PARADOX LOVER !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  7. indianhindutamilian
    December 8, 2015 at 9:16 PM
    Hi Captain,

    Censor Board did an excellent job of Censoring those Scenes from Angry Indian Goddesses film which promoted bad and vulgar language, gender divide, destructive feminist ideologies, new world order and depopulation agendas, anti-hindu / anti-india agendas etc. This film is nothing but CULTURAL TERRORISM against our great Bharatiya Culture of Hindustan.

    The way they depict and project Hindu Gods and Goddesses is Insulting, Obscene and Despicable. These film makers NEVER portray Jesus/Mary or Allah/Muhammad in such a bad way. If they do, they will be labeled Bigoted Intolerant Communal by Benami Media but Abusing Hindu Values/Culture and Ridiculing Hindu Gods is totally Tolerant and very much Secular.

    CULTURAL TERRORISTS (Directors, Writers, Producers, Actors, Actresses) must be Punished for destroying India from within.

    BJP Govt must sack those Ministers with KOSHER DNA sucking up to the Zionists and loved by Benami Mainstream Media and replace them with Desh Bhakt Ministers who respect Indian Values and Culture. Sooner the better.

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    December 8, 2015 at 9:42 PM
    hi iht,

    IN JUST 4 YEARS , I AM THIS PLANETs NO 1 WRITER ( BEFORE THAT I HARDLY WROTE AS I WAS SAILING )

    WITH 30 LAKH PROFILE VIEWS AND 33 CRORES GOOGLE + VIEW COUNT --IT IS NO CONTEST .

    I HAVE TYPED WITH 2 FINGERS --THE LARGEST NUMBER OF WORDS ON THE INTERNET OR IN BOOKS OR AUDIO WORD WRITTEN INTO PROSE ( BY OTHERS -LIKE OSHO )

    I DID NOT KNOW THIS, TILL A WHITE READER TOLD ME , THE BLOG DATA IN SHEER NUMBERS .

    truth when attacked-- gets stronger

    the more people attack sanatana sharma the stronger it becomes .

    my blogsite has become no 1 on this planet--ONLY because of my ability to derive energy from negative forces.

    i was a champion sailor -- my top on my training ship where the cutter and whaler sailing champs in all 4 terms. i was the bowman who had to extract positive energy out of negative winds.

    today the BENAMI main stream media and people like slimy mani, does NOT know-- the more they attack modi, the stronger he becomes.

    sailors at sea were shocked at my method of hanging the sword of damocles over my head--as soon as i took over command.

    on almost all ships my first official message to the company bosses would be a ton of shit by telex missile.

    and they knew this--and they would be hunkering down and pissed off .

    they knew my style.

    I ALLOWED DETRACTORS TO ABUSE ME--PEOPLE GOT CURIOUS -- THEY READ MY POSTS-- USED THEIR OWN CONSCIENCE--THEY ARE MY MOST LOYAL READERS.

    THE MAN WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO CONVERT NEGATIVE ENERGY INTO POSITIVE ENERGY --RULES.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2011/01/paradox-truth-in-reverse-capt-ajit.html

    I AM A PARADOX LOVER !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  8. SOME OF MY READERS MAY BE LEADERS -

    I ASK THEM TO READ THE POST BELOW

    YOU WILL NOT GET THIS IN BOOKS

    THIS IS THE ESSENSE OF 30 YEARS OF SHIP COMMAND - LEADING MULTINATIONAL CREW IN A MOST MERCILESS AND DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT--WHERE THE BUCK STOPS ON THE CAPTAINS TABLE.

    SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE THE BENAMI MEDIA HOUSES DISHING OUT MANAGEMENT AND LEADERSHIP AWARDS I SMIRK.

    WHAT DO THESE DRIPPING CHOOTS KNOW ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.

    I LED MY MEN 24 HOURS A DAY , 24X7 .

    WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE CUNTS KNOW ABOUT MANAGEMENT , LEAVE ALONE LEADERSHIP?

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2014/11/the-captain-does-it-his-way-crushing.html


    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/captain-sleeps-tonight-capt-ajit.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  9. THE WAY TO HAVE POWER IS TO TAKE IT . . . .

    FIND OUT HOW-

    READ THE LAST PARA OF THE POST BELOW-- SHADED IN YELLOW .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/01/idi-amin-patriot-who-did-not-care-to-be.html

    WHEN YOU SIT ON A CHAIR , KNOW YOUR POWERS . .

    TN SESHAN HAD ALL POLITICIANS DUCKING FOR COVER AS THE CHIEF ELECTION COMMISSIONER OF INDIA. HE KNEW THE POWERS OF HIS CHAIR.

    LATER THE LEGISLATURE ( all with busted balls ) GOT TOGETHER AND DILUTED THE CHIEF'S POWERS .

    THEY PUT TWO MORE WITH HIM . . NAPUNSAK KAR DIYA USKO !

    The expansion of the Election Commission to include the two Election Commissioners (in addition to the Chief Commissioner) was a move to clip the wings of the chief election commissioner..

    It is very difficult to remove the authority of the Chief Election Commissioner once elected by the President, as two-thirds of the Lok Sabha and the Rajya Sabha need to vote against him for disorderly conduct or improper actions.

    TEE HEEEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  10. THE WAY TO HAVE POWER IS TO TAKE IT . . . .

    FIND OUT HOW-

    READ THE LAST PARA OF THE POST BELOW-- SHADED IN YELLOW .

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/01/idi-amin-patriot-who-did-not-care-to-be.html

    WHEN YOU SIT ON A CHAIR , KNOW YOUR POWERS . .

    TN SESHAN HAD ALL POLITICIANS DUCKING FOR COVER AS THE CHIEF ELECTION COMMISSIONER OF INDIA. HE KNEW THE POWERS OF HIS CHAIR.

    LATER THE LEGISLATURE ( all with busted balls ) GOT TOGETHER AND DILUTED THE CHIEF'S POWERS .

    THEY PUT TWO MORE WITH HIM . . NAPUNSAK KAR DIYA USKO !

    The expansion of the Election Commission to include the two Election Commissioners (in addition to the Chief Commissioner) was a move to clip the wings of the chief election commissioner..

    It is very difficult to remove the authority of the Chief Election Commissioner once elected by the President, as two-thirds of the Lok Sabha and the Rajya Sabha need to vote against him for disorderly conduct or improper actions.

    TEE HEEEEE !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  11. STOP FUCKIN' PRESS:

    Somebody asked me today--

    Why do you use BAD words in your posts ?

    Why don’t you correct your spelling mistakes – all you need is to RC the mouse on the red wavy line –

    Why is your font and size in such a mess—

    When I was commanding ships at sea, many of my shore bosses told me— “Captain Ajit, if you showed some HUMILITY, you would have been such a great captain—the very best . Why do you kick the beehive to collect honey?”

    I replied “ It is my style—ever noticed that the bees don’t sting me?”

    THAT IS THE MAGIC POWER OF MERIT, TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.

    Despite all my DELIBERATELY INFLICTED drawbacks , I command an INSANE 347.5 million on Google+ count.

    https://plus.google.com/109255865130996771184/posts

    and a stupendous 3.5 million profile views

    https://www.blogger.com/profile/14410812789424637654

    - considering I have been blogging seriously only for 4 years .

    Now, what was the qualification of my shore bosses?

    ABILITY TO GIVE EGO MASSAGE TO THE TOP HONCHO , ABILITY TO COMPROMISE , ABILITY TO BE SERVILE ( COVERED WITH A THIN VENEER OF HUMILITY ) , ABILITY TO SHIVE IN REFLECTED LIGHT — the least said the better..

    The most valuable man in any team is the man who has the ability to climb the tallest tree and holler without asking permission , “WRONG JUNGLE !”

    Even Wikipedia had started providing my blog post link.

    I CHECKMATED it by using filthy words.

    No main stream media could dare to provide a link – whoever did this would lose his job !!

    I DO NOT WISH TO RIDE PIGGY BACK ON ANY SOLD OUT PROSTITUTE MAIN STREAM MEDIA.

    THIS BLOGSITE HAS COME UP ON ITS OWN MERIT AND STEAM .

    My jealous detractors tried to run me down- people got curious , came to my site to check out , and they became my loyal fans.

    I love to hit six consecutive sixes into a hostile crowd- baying for my blood -it makes me perform -- i have never been afraid to step out of my comfort zone .

    The proof of the pudding lies in the eating—NOT faalthu awards or faalthu praise from food critics.

    It has always been my style to hand the SWORD OF DEMOCLES as soon as I take over command of a ship.

    I announce my arrival on board by a resounding kick on the COLLECTIVE BALLS of my shore bosses—they know this from 20/20 hindsight, and they are told by their top boss to wear undie pads ( like cricket batsmen ) .

    Why did the big boss ask them to do this?

    Pray?

    Prithee?

    —because he knows that the collective competence of his entire shore team was the DIRT UNDER THE FINGER NAIL of Capt Ajit Vadakayil.

    People are willing to listen what BAD BOY Maradona has to say on the subject of soccer- he needs NO introduction or production of bonafides.

    AT SEA , AS A SHIPS CAPTAIN FOR 3 DECADES, MY ETHOS WAS SO HUGE (LITERALLY- CAPTAINs SHIT DOES NOT SMELL ) THAT MANY OF MY SHORE BOSSES WHO GAVE ME A BAD SERVICE REPORT GOT SACKED.

    ONLY MERIT CAN WIN THE SOUL !

    Capt Ajit Vadakayil
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  12. After I left a shipping company, all my shore bosses got drunk in a party –
    BACHCH GAYA SAALA PARTY.

    All of them took turns to run down Capt Ajit Vadakayil .

    Later on when my biggest detractor got totally drunk, he says ( told to me by one fan junior level boss )-

    ONE THING WE GOT TO ADMIT, THOUGH — IF VEERAPPAN AND GANG SUDDDENLY ATTACKED US , WE ALL WOULD BE HIDING UNDER OUR DESKS – ONLY VADAKAYIL WOULD FIGHT BACK , AND FUCK VEERAPPAN.

    Indeed –what the sober man has in his heart , the drunken man has on his lips !

    TEE HEEEEEEE !

    Capt ajit vadakayil
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  13. STOP PRESS:

    ONE OF MY READERS SLASHER HAS BITCHED

    I AM DOING "INTELLECTUAL MASTURBATION " ON ROTHSCHILD AND JEWS .

    I WANT HIM TO KNOW- THAT I HAVE REVEALED ONLY 1% OF ROTHSCHILDs KOSHER LEEELA IN INDIA.

    IF I WERE TO REVEAL TOO SOON, THE COLLECTIVE BALLS OF THIS PLANET WITH GO UP THEIR THROATS AND THE COLLECTIVE FEMALE TWATS WILL RESONATE BBRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I WILL NOT REVEAL AT ALL. LET THE DESH DROHIS REMAIN OUTSIDE THE SHELL !

    SOMEONE ASKED ME - WHY SHOULD HITLER STAY IN SPAIN WITH JEW GEN FRANCO BEFORE HE ESCAPED TO ARGENTINA ?

    WELL MY DEAR --

    SPAIN WAS "NEUTRAL "

    ROTHSCHILD CONTROLLED BOTH EXTREMES ON THE ACID ALKALI SCALE AND ALSO THE NEUTRAL MIDDLE .

    EXAMPLE?

    ENGLISH- ACID
    FRENCH - ALKALI
    NEUTRAL- DENMARK ( SERAMPORE BENGAL TYPE )

    NEUTRAL LIKE pH OF WATER IS 7-- ON A SCALE OF 0 TO 14

    ROTHSCHILD USED THE GOOD GUY- BAD GUY METHOD ( USING EXTREMES )

    AND ALSO THE " APUN NEURAL-- YOU CAN COME TO ME FOR SOLACE " METHOD.

    THIS IS REAL WORLD INTRIGUE.

    99.999 % PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET THINK EXTREMELY SHALLOW.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/change-management-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2013/04/domino-effect-in-change-management-capt.html

    IN THE TWO POSTS ABOVE I HAVE REVEALED ONLY 5% OF CHANGE MANAGEMENT

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  14. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/work/Tips-to-win-office-politics/articleshow/46184511.cms

    WHAT A PEA BRAINED ARTICLE . . .
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    knowledge of human nature and even style is the corner stone of political education. recognise tactics used on you. . . .be confident. every powerplay attacker enjoys seeing fear in the victim . . .. it is a valuable skill to know when to yield . . . .keep your emotions under a leash even when you are outraged, but don’t allow yourself to be the scapegoat for someone else’s mistakes. . . .keep away from vicious smear campaigns . . .. do not encourage lying and deception . . do not tell anyone anything that can be used against you—don’t let go too much even over a saturday night beer session with buddies who may be opportunists . . .don’t even pass on rumours or share negative career experiences. be a friend on matters that do not involve the office and an employee on issues that involve your career prospects. there is no need to prove your friendship at the expense of compromising your values. . . . know your power, unleash it only when necessary at the right time.. control impulses and rushes of blood. . . do not allow yourself to be emotionally blackmailed by con artists who misrepresent their authority. use your intelligence and gut feeling here. . . don’t upstage your boss or give him untactful advise in public . . . when negative politics are used by team members or negative energies are channelised for selfish needs, the resulting conflict can corrode the core of the team. team efforts are swamped by power struggles. . . .don’t cry wolf every time there is a common place power struggle.. . play only by your own rules or the rules of the company. and don’t get too predictable lest you become a easy target ( aaha now every body knows why vadakayil keeps a cat as a pet ) . timing is everything . . ..make sure you want what you get and not vice versa . .do not expect things beyond your talent . .champions and heroes who challenge themselves have the knowledge, talent, skill , attitude and determination to easily handle the lifetime ahead of them - -it is a piece of cake. . .

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  15. TODAY TIMES OF INDIA HAS A POLL

    "Salman Khan says Pakistani actors are artists, not terrorists"

    CLICK ON AGREE/ DISAGREE

    THIS IS HOW ROTHSCHILD MEDIA CONVERTS SUNRISE TO SUNSET

    THE CONTEXT CHANGES-- BEFORE URI AND AFTER URI ATTACK

    INDIANS ARE NOT FOOLS--57% HAS DISAGREED

    CONTEXT MEANS EVERYTHING

    CONTEXT IS THE KEY TO UNDERSTANDING

    IN THIS MODERN WORLD OF CHOICE-- CONTEXT --NOT CONTENT IS KING

    WITHOUT CONTEXT WORDS AND ACTIONS HAVE NO MEANING

    I ASK MODI TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIS MINISTERS. ANYBODY TRYING TO PUT CONTEXT IN FOG ESPECIALLY WHEN THE NATION IS UNDER ATTACK --MUST FEEL THE PAIN . .

    ONLY THIS BLOGSITE CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS . . THIS IS WHY CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL IS THE NO 1 WRITER ON THIS PLANET.

    CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS HAVE ALWAYS TAKE THEIR HOLY BOOK OUT OF CONTEXT TO SCREW THIS PLANET

    WITHOUT CONTEXT ANY PRICE OF INFORMATION IS JUST A DOT . .. KNOWLEDGE IS INFORMATION IN CONTEXT SO THAT WE CAN CONNECT THE DOTS USING OUR FREE CHOICE

    MANY TIMES QUOTE FROM FAMOUS MEN OF ETHOS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. . .GANDHI USED TOLSTOY OUT OF CONTEXT TO MAKE INDIANS SLAVES

    MEANING IS CONTEXT BOUND

    DONT COME NEAR ME ( I HAVE JUST FARTED )

    EVIL MEN ONLY SAY-- SEE CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL TOLD US TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM . THE CONTEXT IS OF FARTING AND THE MESSAGE WAS POSITIVE

    I ASK THE LAW MINISTER TO EXPLAIN CONTEXT TO OUR STUPID JUDICIARY. THESE MELORDS NEVER GET ANYTHING IN CONTEXT.

    SO JUSTICE IS BLIND ? IT IS BECAUSE CONTEXT IS DELETED-- THE MORE TIME A CASE TAKES TO BE RULED-- THE MORE THE CONTEXT DISAPPEARS .

    KARNATAKA WANTS WATER TO DRINK--TAMIL NADU WANTS WATER FOR WATER INTENSIVE SUGAR CANE CROPS TO MAKE PETROL/ FUEL.

    SO WHAT IS THE CONTEXT ? . EVEN A RETARDED CHILD CAN FIGURE OUT . .

    BEING MISQUOTES AND TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT IS DIFFERENT.

    IF CONTENT IS KING- CONTEXT IS GOD

    WHY IS THIS PLANET SO FUCKIN' STUPID ? . SO MANY INNOCENT MEN HAVE BEEN HUNG BY JUDGES , WHO DONT HAVE THE CEREBRAL WHEREWITHAL TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT..

    THIS IS WHY LAWYERS TUNED JUDGES MUST GO--

    PERCEPTION MUST BE RULED BY CONTEXT.

    HAVE YOU SEEN HOW STUPID YANK LAPD READS OUT YOUR RIGHTS-- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT BLAH BLAH FUCKIN' BLAH

    BLOODY CUNTS !

    capt ajit vadakayil
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  16. Buddha Zorba
    November 30, 2016 at 7:05 PM

    what is natural confidence ?

    how can a confident person be sure about something ?

    or does a confident person accept that he might err ?

    Please talk about natural confidence you talk about ?

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    Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
    November 30, 2016 at 7:39 PM

    hi bz,

    when the CRYING BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR put a defamation case against me--the police ( well wishers really ) asked me--

    " captain, we know you are a desh bhakt and an intellectual --but we dont understand why you sent your eldest son to usa "

    all i replied was " he will come back"

    it was not worth explaining

    WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL , I USED TO BE MAHAAA IMPRESSED WITH NAMES LIKE JOHN, MARY, DICK AND PRICK .

    I DID MY LKG / UKG / AND FIRST AND THIRD STANDARD WITH ANGLO INDIAN GIRLS .

    i did NOT do second standard as teachers felt, i was too troublesome in class -- coming first rank too

    LATER I STARTED SAILING AND GOT MY EXPERIENCE WITH WHITE SKINNED PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD

    I KNEW WITHIN MYSELF THAT I WAS 100 TIMES SMARTER THAN THESE PEOPLE WHOM I ONCE IDOLIZED ( IN MORAL SCIENCE CATHOLIC CLASSES IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE WHITE MAN SAVING THE DIRTY HEATHEN INDIAN )

    MY JOB MADE ME WALK THE PATH OF EXPERIENCE --

    when my elder on was leaving calicut for cornell , at the airport i told him--

    " FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH. YOU WILL BE PITTING YOURSELF AGAINST THE BEST BRAINS ON THE PLANET IN YOUR COMPUTER SCIENCE MASTERS CLASS "

    it did NOT take long for him , to realise his own worth

    THINKING IS THE MOST DIFFICULT THING ON THE PLANET-- FOR AN AVERAGE INDIAN THINKING IS LIKE BREATHING--SO NATURAL -- SO EASY

    when my son passed out , he applied for a job in the best companies of USA

    the first test is usually CODING ( on line exam ) -- usually runs 3 hours

    all the companies replied within the hour " YOUR CODING ABILITIES ARE OUTSTANDING-- WE SHALL NOW SKIP ALL INTERMEDIATE EXAMS AND GO FOR THE FINAL EXAM"

    thousands of people have taken this coding test -- clarity of thought shines through , when you reduce complex stuff ( honored by time ) into ridiculously simple stuff

    this is when self realisation hits you like an avalanche .

    you have competed in OPEN maidan against the best and you have won. the moment you find yourself on a BAD WICKET you know someone has cheated .

    winning in an OPEN FIELD , this is NOT like a JEW like albert einstein ( clerk in patents office) cheating and getting a nobel prize --

    -or jewess hillary clinton beating trump in the presidential debate ( getting questions/ answers ) before hand.

    did i not predict this, way before wikileaks --just by watching her body language ? it is on record

    EVERY HUMAN MUST WALK ON THE PATH OF SELF DISCOVERY -FOR LIBERATION .

    ONCE YOU START ON THAT UNKNOWN PATH OF THORNS, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK-- THE COSMOS WONT ALLOW YOU.

    FOR THIS IS THE PATH OF HUMAN SPIRIT.

    YOU HAVE DARED TO WALK SO FAR, WITH A FRESH PAIR OF EYES --WHY TURN BACK NOW ?

    ANIMALS IN A ZOO WONT UNDERSTAND THIS

    YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU KNOW . .

    IF YOU DONT DARE TO WALK THIS PATH, YOU DIE IN DUE COURSE OF OLD AGE , WITHOUT MAKING A DENT IN THE UNIVERSE.

    MENTORS CAUSE A MENTEE TO TAKE HIS OWN DECISION AND WALK ON THIS PATH OF SELF DISCOVERY

    IN MY LIFE, I HAVE ALWAYS STRUCK MY OWN PATH AND CARRIED MY OWN TORCH.

    just because my path is different from the beaten track--it does not mean that i am lost.

    LIFE ON EARTH IS A SCHOOL -- YOUR SOUL ALREADY KNOWS

    WITHOUT ADVENTURE , HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG ? HAPPINESS IS A JOURNEY YOU CHOSE , NOT A DESTINATION.

    http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2010/12/mentoring-at-sea-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html

    capt ajit vadakayil
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