"Mayday" is a distress signal at sea. It comes from the French term "M'aidez" which is pronounced "May Day" and means, "Help Me."
Navigation, is lifted from Sanskrit Navgathi. Nav means ship and gathi means travel.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees, and is the only fella who cant jump..
96% of raw cucumber is water.
Camels can spit at you.
A notch on a tree will be the same distance from the ground as the tree grows.
Soaking beans for twelve hours in water before they are cooked can reduce farting .
Avacados have the highest calories.
Honey has no expiry date at it does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian Pharoahs has been found to be edible.
Some lions in heat screw over 60 times a day.
The crack of the whip is due to the end breaking the sound barrier Mach 1.
Dolphins like humans have sex for pleasure.
Turtles can breathe through their asshole.
Some female polar bears have a penis.
Tsunami waves travel as fast as a jet plane.
Indian King Cobra sex lasts more than 12 hours.
Children all over the world play hide and seek.
M&Ms were developed so that US soldiers could eat chocolate without getting sticky fingers.
Men of the Walibri tribe of cenral Australia greet each other by shaking each other's pricks,instead of shaking each other's hand.
Most dust particles in your room is your own dead skin, which shed and regrow every 4 weeks.
You are taller in the morning as soon as you get off bed.
Elephants in Kerala spend 23 hours a day eating.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
The king of hearts Charlemagne is the only king without a mustache.
If you dont have mosquito relellant use some perfume on your body, it blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
There are NO black flowers.
Quinine is the dried bark of a tree.
Air sacs make up 20% of a birds volume and its heart beats 1000 times per minute while flying.
Earth hurtles through space at 67000 miles per hour.
Wounds getting maggots will NOT develop gangrene.
A swan is the only bird with a prick.
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half
It is impossible to lick your elbow— AAHA GOTCHA, I KNEW YOU WOULD TRY
WORDS OF WISDOM
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Never argue with an idiot, lest he drags you down to his level.
Man is the only mammal who will eat with his enemy.
Eskimos use unplugged fridges to keep food war.
In certain parts of old Malaya, women kept harems of young men.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
In the 17th century the Sultan of Turkey got fed up with his harem, and drowned the whole lot.
In ancient Rome they held their balls while taking an oath ( testimony )
A man who takes a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh#t
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Dont ever be ordinary, it is the kiss of death, while you live.
Any time you are unable to concentrate, stare at the second hand needle of your watch for 60 seconds.
Ageing happens only to people who lose the lust of being better.
Confidence means saying NO, without feeling guilty.
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